Hey Hey Hey it's Woody here to save the day! If Cowl finally got his dues from the heel of some ladies shoes it's going to be all over the news that a LADY gave Cowl the blues and there ain't no need to blame the dudes 
I'm with you on that Woody mate
*whispers* Wilma....what's he on about? 
Searches threads for clues.......
.........just don't blame the dudes. 
*hides in corner and hopes the killer will just drop themselves in it*
Ms Brator how nice to see you've returned to duty after your extended leave .....we in the DEPARTMENT will be watching you closely on this case! We will expect a result this time
Hey Hey Hey it's Woody here to save the day! If Cowl finally got his dues from the heel of some ladies shoes it's going to be all over the news that a LADY gave Cowl the blues and there ain't no need to blame the dudes
Now don't jump to conclusions, It could well have been one of my own shoes from back home.. Ooops!
Look there's a darling man been murdered, please show some repspect Mtr Dazzler 
Respect? That man wouldn't know the meaning of the word! 
*whispers* Wilma.......what does respect mean?
We met at several charty events if you must know. I often bumped into him at racing. He loved Ascot .
Si!
Cowl certainly had a habit of bumping into seÃąoras
I knew a dodgy magician once..... you wouldn't happen to be related would ya?
Hey Hey Hey it's Woody here to save the day! If Cowl finally got his dues from the heel of some ladies shoes it's going to be all over the news that a LADY gave Cowl the blues and there ain't no need to blame the dudes
See your jokes are as bad as ever Woody...
Hey Hey Hey it's Woody here to save the day! If Cowl finally got his dues from the heel of some ladies shoes it's going to be all over the news that a LADY gave Cowl the blues and there ain't no need to blame the dudes
*has serious Vince Fontaine flashbacks*
Woody, hunny, why can't it be a man? I mean, have you seen the flipping outfits they wear? I bet they can all walk in a pair of stilletto heels.
Searches threads for clues.......
.........just don't blame the dudes.
*******Ummmmm...interesting.....a distinct sound of "Stilletos on the cobbles could be heard as Dazzler approached*******
*hides in corner and hopes the killer will just drop themselves in it*
Ms Brator how nice to see you've returned to duty after your extended leave .....we in the DEPARTMENT will be watching you closely on this case! We will expect a result this time
Oh bugger.
I'm still waiting for a drink people 
my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
We met at several charty events if you must know. I often bumped into him at racing. He loved Ascot .
Si!
Cowl certainly had a habit of bumping into seÃąoras
Ohhh yeah in more positions ways than you would give him credit for.!
So.... hang on.... If Cowl is deaded...... does this mean the final is off?
Look there's a darling man been murdered, please show some repspect Mtr Dazzler
Respect? That man wouldn't know the meaning of the word!
*whispers* Wilma.......what does respect mean?
I liked him, I'm sure he would have appreciated my talents
Look there's a darling man been murdered, please show some repspect Mtr Dazzler
Respect? That man wouldn't know the meaning of the word!
*whispers* Wilma.......what does respect mean?
not sure dazzler - didn't do that at ORxford
THEY CAN'T CANCEL!!!! Some of us have some serious dance moves to show off tomorrow night!
So.... hang on.... If Cowl is deaded...... does this mean the final is off?
No idea, Dazzler, sweetie, but you can always show me some of your moves.....in private.
I'm still waiting for a drink people my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
*reaches into Gucci bag, brings out hipflask*
*whispers*
I keep this for medicinal purposes, have a little sip....
I knew a dodgy magician once..... you wouldn't happen to be related would ya?
Yeah my cousin in Las Vegas had his own show, then just upped and disappeared.. Real weird that.
Some of us have some serious dance moves to show off tomorrow night!
*rethinks recent proposition*
So.... hang on.... If Cowl is deaded...... does this mean the final is off?
I know it's murder on the dancefloor but they surely can't kill the grooves for tomorrow can they?
So.... hang on.... If Cowl is deaded...... does this mean the final is off?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO - i need to regain my crown - three years i vas the queen on ballroom dancing
*wrings hands*
*starts shaking and gobbling pills from a union jack vial**slugs them down with wine*
I knew a dodgy magician once..... you wouldn't happen to be related would ya?
Noooooooooooooooooooo...dear god...noooooooooooooooo......
Emmanuel and I never got to show our barrida, we only ever did it behind closed doors...it was spectacular
I'm still waiting for a drink people my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
*reaches into Gucci bag, brings out hipflask*
*whispers*
I keep this for medicinal purposes, have a little sip....
*snatches it*
I veed zis more than you
I'm still waiting for a drink people my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
*reaches into Gucci bag, brings out hipflask*
*whispers*
I keep this for medicinal purposes, have a little sip....
ooo ta Eileen - ooo sparkly hip flask - can I just hold onto it for a while
Hey Hey Hey it's Woody here to save the day! If Cowl finally got his dues from the heel of some ladies shoes it's going to be all over the news that a LADY gave Cowl the blues and there ain't no need to blame the dudes
*has serious Vince Fontaine flashbacks*
Woody, hunny, why can't it be a man? I mean, have you seen the flipping outfits they wear? I bet they can all walk in a pair of stilletto heels.
Hey, you think it could have been one of those Ladymans? Well I'll be damned a second time! Listen folks I've been in the entertainment business a long time and I ain't no quitter. Cowl the Scowl may well be gone but we all know THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
*******Ummmmm...interesting.....a distinct sound of "Stilletos on the cobbles could be heard as Dazzler approached*******
That'll be the Paps Syd....... I can't move these days without some idiot sticking a flash bulb up my nose. My cricket bat gets more use these days than it ever did on the pitch. 
No way are they going to cancel I hire my suit for the final. !
I'm still waiting for a drink people my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
*reaches into Gucci bag, brings out hipflask*
*whispers*
I keep this for medicinal purposes, have a little sip....
*snatches it*
I veed zis more than you
Excuse me! it's incredibly rude of you to snatch that
Besides why do you need it more than me?????? 
So.... hang on.... If Cowl is deaded...... does this mean the final is off?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO - i need to regain my crown - three years i vas the queen on ballroom dancing
*wrings hands*
*starts shaking and gobbling pills from a union jack vial**slugs them down with wine*
So it works in your favour of the dead dude is dead then? I mean, we all know he had a soft, or not so soft, spot for one of your competitors.
Hey, you think it could have been one of those Ladymans? Well I'll be damned a second time! Listen folks I've been in the entertainment business a long time and I ain't no quitter. Cowl the Scowl may well be gone but we all know THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
*fingers cricket bat*
Passes Wilma a tumbler glass of Vodka and dry 
I don't mind sharing, I hate crying alone
I'm still waiting for a drink people my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
*reaches into Gucci bag, brings out hipflask*
*whispers*
I keep this for medicinal purposes, have a little sip....
*snatches it*
I veed zis more than you
Excuse me! it's incredibly rude of you to snatch that
Besides why do you need it more than me??????
*takes hip flask back*
I can assure you this is top quality brandy - not for swigging but for sipping slowly and gracefully.
No way are they going to cancel I hire my suit for the final. !
Oh dear lord.....
*Notes.. The only person in the room not popping pills and guzzling is me* God I'm slipping. Minces over to the bar.
I'm still waiting for a drink people my nerves are shot so could someone make it a big one
*reaches into Gucci bag, brings out hipflask*
*whispers*
I keep this for medicinal purposes, have a little sip....
*snatches it*
I veed zis more than you
Excuse me! it's incredibly rude of you to snatch that
Besides why do you need it more than me??????
I is very nervous - i have GOT to get my title back - anyway that man vas a bully - who the hell vill miss him
*Notes.. The only person in the room not popping pills and guzzling is me* God I'm slipping. Minces over to the bar.
Whoa there Mr Smiley Hiley - you're looking just a tad happy there considering a man has lost his life tonight.
So how well did you know Crane?
Are we allowed to leave? The police may ned to interview us, I really could do with being back at the station reporting this on The News at Nine Thirty, what a scoop for our channel
