Page? page?. Where are we in s book
Nope, it's a chuffing nightmare.
Ohhh dear! and i suppose thats all my fault is it Miss detective?
*Send for inspector Japp*
Would it be totally inappropriate for me to say that I quite fancy Captain Hastings?
PAH PAH - vu vancy anyzing wizzz a pulse
Woodeee i 'ave been in a veree nervousss spiral - not knowin whether or not i 'ave been on my cute derriere or my very preety head
i have been traumatised by all this
*throws arm dramatically over forehead*
vat iv vy
If you don't answer the question woman, my very pissed off foot will connect with your scraggy 'derriere' and hope it jolts your one remaining unpickled brain cell into action.
I 'AVE first class degree from oxford pah pah
snaffle
Woodeee i 'ave been in a veree nervousss spiral - not knowin whether or not i 'ave been on my cute derriere or my very preety head
i have been traumatised by all this
*throws arm dramatically over forehead*
vat iv vy
Hmm... that really wasn't very convincing at all. Has Roxy denied sending the email yet? My oh my there's more to this than meets the eye my little Hungarian fruitcake 
You're talking rubbish Duck and you know it, I'm a great dancer, no if's or buts about it. The paps did follow us I'll admit, nowhere in sight when you went for coffee though Dazzler!
When was the last time you had a decent score, and before you say it. you coudn't call your night time romps with Vile Brator decent.
The last game of cricket you played was a day match with the Durham Eleven and I'm not talking the County team.You're just desperate to blame anyone or anything for your own
inadequacies 
So you're saying Dazzlers scores were crap, yet he still made it to the final too. Either he and Wobbly Wilma are public faves, or it's all one big fix.
From where I'm standing lady if you were good enough to win Craney boy wouldn't have had to rig the competition on your behalf. The question is why, why were you two drafted? If we're relying on Vi to find out we're all shafted!
That's a bit harsh, I don't need anyones help to be successful at anything I do. You feel you were shafted, I know I could have done it without Crane or anyone else! Dazzler needs help more that I do, he'd be stumped without his day job.
Page? page?. Where are we in s book
Nope, it's a chuffing nightmare.
Ohhh dear! and i suppose thats all my fault is it Miss detective?
*Send for inspector Japp*
Would it be totally inappropriate for me to say that I quite fancy Captain Hastings?
No more than it would be for me to say I like Inspector Japp
And Roxy. How much was Crane giving you to aid him in his dastardly plan and did he ever pay you?
He said he'd give me 25% of the overall total and if I complained he'd drop it by 5% each complaint and no he never paid me 
snaffle
snaffle
gazuntite!
i am not vatted you awvul ladeee -oh sorryyou are not a ladeeee - the Email vas sent before crane the bully died
So you knew long before the final that you were going to lose. Not looking great for you is it? Why didn't you tell anyone what you knew?
Blah blah blah Reeda! It doesn't matter what spin you try and put it one.....Cowl CHEATED to get you to the final. Which means he can't have believed you'd get there without his help
The only question is ....did you know about it? Did you know Cowl was cheating?
Crane was rich because he never paid anyone.. Thats what make this crime so hard to solve. Everyone hated him!
And Roxy. How much was Crane giving you to aid him in his dastardly plan and did he ever pay you?
He said he'd give me 25% of the overall total and if I complained he'd drop it by 5% each complaint and no he never paid me
Roxeeeeeeeeee - wasn't you worried you would lose your job if any one found out what you were up to
HE
Crane was rich because he never paid anyone.. Thats what make this crime so hard to solve. Everyone hated him!
HE VAs A NASTEEEEEEEE BULLY
Page? page?. Where are we in s book
Nope, it's a chuffing nightmare.
Ohhh dear! and i suppose thats all my fault is it Miss detective?
*Send for inspector Japp*
Would it be totally inappropriate for me to say that I quite fancy Captain Hastings?
PAH PAH - vu vancy anyzing wizzz a pulse
Good job yours is drowning in alcohol and sedatives then, isn't it?
What are you nodding for Wilma Wobblehead?
but Dazzler - you and I would have won - your big hands down - nobody had anychance at all with us in the compettion - we would 'ave won
*howls and howls in disappointment and pain*
i am not vatted you awvul ladeee -oh sorryyou are not a ladeeee - the Email vas sent before crane the bully died
So you knew long before the final that you were going to lose. Not looking great for you is it? Why didn't you tell anyone what you knew?
It's not looking good at all for pillface. In fact I think we've just solved the case. We'd better keep an eye on the exit in case Wilma makes a run for it!
What are you nodding for Wilma Wobblehead?
oooooooooo lubbly dazzler - i deed not mean to zere - ve Engleesh gets lost in translation sometimes Szeret Lek,szeret Lek
but Dazzler - you and I would have won - your big hands down - nobody had anychance at all with us in the compettion - we would 'ave won
*howls and howls in disappointment and pain*
And your comeback would have been complete. What a shame it's all gone so very Pete Tong.
Think of this. Someone had to deliberately sharpen a wonderful stiletto and get it unnoticed into scowls room. Only 2 ways to get the stiletto in unnoticed. Wear it or conceal it. Wearing it could blunten it so i think it was concealed. Most of the ladies here don't wear enough to do the concealing. Right Daffy err Dazzler?
i am not vatted you awvul ladeee -oh sorryyou are not a ladeeee - the Email vas sent before crane the bully died
So you knew long before the final that you were going to lose. Not looking great for you is it? Why didn't you tell anyone what you knew?
It's not looking good at all for pillface. In fact I think we've just solved the case. We'd better keep an eye on the exit in case Wilma makes a run for it!
EEETTTTTTTT EEEZE not me *stamps up and down viv rage*
*pops 3 more pills and 3 large vodkas*
Roxeeeeeeeeee - wasn't you worried you would lose your job if any one found out what you were up to
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but of course however, you have to understand Crane threatened me and said he would tell everyone it was my idea. He said if I didn't play ball he'd get someone else to do the dirty and still blame me. Who do you think people would believe me or him? 
He also hinted that I wasn't the only one that was being manipulated by him - maybe they had more of a reason to kill him than me????????
but Dazzler - you and I would have won - your big hands down - nobody had anychance at all with us in the compettion - we would 'ave won
*howls and howls in disappointment and pain*
And your comeback would have been complete. What a shame it's all gone so very Pete Tong.
yessssssssssssss - i blame vat on ze murderer
*dramatic head roll*
but Dazzler - you and I would have won - your big hands down - nobody had anychance at all with us in the compettion - we would 'ave won
*howls and howls in disappointment and pain*
And your comeback would have been complete. What a shame it's all gone so very Pete Tong.
yessssssssssssss - i blame vat on ze murderer
*dramatic head roll*
But, you daft bat, you had no chance of winning if Crane was alive cos he was rigging it in favour of the other two. The only way you could win was if he wasn't there. Comprendez yet???
i am not vatted you awvul ladeee -oh sorryyou are not a ladeeee - the Email vas sent before crane the bully died
So you knew long before the final that you were going to lose. Not looking great for you is it? Why didn't you tell anyone what you knew?
It's not looking good at all for pillface. In fact I think we've just solved the case. We'd better keep an eye on the exit in case Wilma makes a run for it!
sorreeeeeeeeeee - vy engleesh is not brilliant - i got the Eamil after he had died - i study Engleesh via hungarian at Oxford
Vis is merely pockeet money for me - i like to vin - i like vi money but i am going to have a glittering academic career after my PHD
but Dazzler - you and I would have won - your big hands down - nobody had anychance at all with us in the compettion - we would 'ave won
*howls and howls in disappointment and pain*
And your comeback would have been complete. What a shame it's all gone so very Pete Tong.
yessssssssssssss - i blame vat on ze murderer
*dramatic head roll*
But, you daft bat, you had no chance of winning if Crane was alive cos he was rigging it in favour of the other two. The only way you could win was if he wasn't there. Comprendez yet???
i beleeve vi breetish public would have voted for me and the lubbly jubbly dazzle - so there - we make a beauiful pair
*dreamy eyed smiley*
Blah blah blah Reeda! It doesn't matter what spin you try and put it one.....Cowl CHEATED to get you to the final. Which means he can't have believed you'd get there without his help
The only question is ....did you know about it? Did you know Cowl was cheating?
I did not know about it numb nuts, got it?
Think of this. Someone had to deliberately sharpen a wonderful stiletto and get it unnoticed into scowls room. Only 2 ways to get the stiletto in unnoticed. Wear it or conceal it. Wearing it could blunten it so i think it was concealed. Most of the ladies here don't wear enough to do the concealing. Right Daffy err Dazzler?
I'm not sure the costumes Roxy makes for me give me much room to conceal anything! I think she went to the Leaves Nothing to the Imagination School of Fashion.
What are you nodding for Wilma Wobblehead?
I'm not sure the costumes Roxy makes for me give me much room to conceal anything! I think she went to the Leaves Nothing to the Imagination School of Fashion.
ahhhh one of my better creations 
we girls need something good to look at
Everyone keeps talking about Crane rigging the vote but you forget there were other judges I for one and .... where is Eileen by the way???
Has Wilma been arrested yet? *taps foot patiently*.
Gawd.... it's a Hungarian Woody.
Think of this. Someone had to deliberately sharpen a wonderful stiletto and get it unnoticed into scowls room. Only 2 ways to get the stiletto in unnoticed. Wear it or conceal it. Wearing it could blunten it so i think it was concealed. Most of the ladies here don't wear enough to do the concealing. Right Daffy err Dazzler?
I'm not sure the costumes Roxy makes for me give me much room to conceal anything! I think she went to the Leaves Nothing to the Imagination School of Fashion.
*Thinks. With an ass his size there is one place.* Keeps him on the list.
I did not know about it numb nuts, got it?
Is that numb nuts....or nom nom nuts? 
Ooooh...we match.....
Everyone keeps talking about Crane rigging the vote but you forget there were other judges I for one and .... where is Eileen by the way???
Yes good point. 
And Carrie seemed to think Cowl had control over your scores too! Did YOU know about his evil genius plan Mr Hiley? And what were you getting out of it? Huh? HUH?
Everyone keeps talking about Crane rigging the vote but you forget there were other judges I for one and .... where is Eileen by the way???
But he was shoe in head judge, wasn't he? Didn't he have the casting vote? Which kind of renders the rest of you quite pointless, well, apart from the stiletto which had a real point.
