*gets baby oil ready*

*gets muscles ready*

will do - i neddddddddddddddddd answers

*pops a few more pills*

*takes pills off Wilma and downs the lot*

Slow down Reeda...I think we're all going to need them by next Monday.

*passes Dazzler a couple*

blinkin snatches them back - they are my trademark

snatches them from blnkin dazzler as well

what for???

*sishes sleek hair*

*sishes*

Wilma, I've been talking to you too much

emmanuel  - i didn't realise Tippy Topplova had been married to you

did you meet on the dance floor??

what happened  to split you apart????

 *strokes chin really thoughtfully this time and frowns a bit*  

OMG OMG

*wrings hands  and pops trillions of pills *

jo regget , jo reggett szep vagy szep vagy

i vas never going to vin never never never

PAH PAH PAH - leetel did they know - my e mail address is so similar to roxy's -

roxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy you  traitor

Why the low down creep

Where did you find this Wilma, is it fake? Surely Roxy didn't agree to this

Emmanuel and I made a fantastic team, we were brilliant on the dance floor. I need to go to my room, my head is throbbing

poor reeda and emmanuel eeeeennnocent babes een all vis jol vagyok jol vagyok

poor reeda - roxeee vot a snake take care my poor innocent - i too vill go to my room - to pop more pills dreenk more vodka and contemplate my naval

jo haput

*tip toes into bar for three bottles of vodka*

Thank you for the information Wilma, I need some answers from Roxy

Gracias Muf that was a fantastic night

Wilma!  You came to the wedding! You were maid of honour! You were out of it too I guess

We had been together since school.. Tip was my childhood sweetheart and the love of my life. *sobs* I would have done anything for her (and quite often did) *wails*

Unfortunately Tipsy didn't love me as much as I loved her... One man..even one as magnificent as I..wasn't enough for her! The betrayal was too much for me and it was...over... *bites lip for the academy*

Fortunately, fate blessed me with these stunningly good looks so I was never without company (often several times a night)

 Now I have found love again  in my Darling Reeda 

 *stomps around looking for Vi*

The Commissioner has been on the phone!  She was checking to see our ad for the Situations Vacant had gone into that slanderous rag The Daily Sin - apparently not only was it in there, but there was also an article featuring YOU and your shennanigans with a SUSPECT!!!!  

 Your card is marked Brator!  You had better get a result on this case or it's back on the beat on Ecclefechan High Street for you! 

 meanwhile some of us have been doing some police work  - here's evidence from one of the dancer's on the show. Do some investigating .....and for god's sake...... try to do it with your clothes ON!!!!  

  *slams Group Evidence 2 on Vi's desk and stomps out!

**As an onlooker....I would watch the muscular duck.....dodgy character.....quackers if you ask me**

Oh bollax.

*grabs a strong black coffee and sits down to plough through the latest evidence*

Sooooo, Poxy Roxy was indeed sabotaging her own costumes, albeit at Cranes' insistence. Can't imagine that was easy for her. Mind you, her designs aren't exactly cutting edge are they? Still, it can't be nice to see your name and beloved creations ridiculed week after week, must have ruined her future, I mean, who wants to employ someone that incompetent??

And as for Carrie and Barry, who the chuff are they? Best get on Youtube and see if their episodes are on there....

*pours even more coffee and heads off to locate computer*

Ooooo that Roxy she's a proper cahh..... itching powder and sabotaged costumes

All in the name of doing a man's bidding - shameful

Well, the copious amounts of coffee seem to be doing the trick and if I could just peel myself off the ceiling, I've got some questions for some of you.

But first....

WILLMMMAAAAAAAAAA......I need something to bring me down a bit, have you got anything in that never ending stash of yours that will do the trick??

*trembles, juggles jugs and strokes thigh*

You've have been hurt so much my Darling Thruster, I will never hurt you well not all the time, hides handcuffs 

I hate the thought of Crane sabotaging the Dance Factor thinking we would not get into the final on talent alone I'm also totally stunned that Roxy would have stooped so low and agreed to help him, the sneaky two bit seamstress She's finished when this gets out, and I will make sure it does! She'll be sewing Primark knickers in some back street sweat shop when I'm through with her.

*makes notes*

Any idea what day this was sent? Before or after the murder??

Makes you want to cry, doesn't it? Or lob a stiletto at his head....

Roxy may well need that protection she was asking for  

How similar?

So, Emmanuel, did Tipsy leave you for Crane? And if so, do you think he wanted you and Reeda to win as a way of trying to make it up to you?

Still got no idea who the heck this Carrie and Barry duo are. Mind you, it does seem to throw more weight behind the theory that Crane was fixing the show in Reeda and Emmanuels' favour. Hmmmmmmm. 

Oh and I am busy with the investigation Boss, who's to say my 'shennanigans with a suspect aren't all part of my very thorough interrogation?? I have to say, I think I may well get this one. 

*hopes to god the old girl is too past it to doubt this*

Are you totally sure you would have made it this far without the help of Roxy and Crane? Why the shock that Roxy would do such things to further her career? Everyone knows your high profile has as much, if not more, to do with your 'other talents' as well as your broadcasting ones. 

Oh and before you start, I have never denied that I may have used my not inconsiderable charms to get where I am. Admittedly, not always successfully, but there we go!

Wow the shit is about to hit the fan.. Time to change my colours and keep a low profile.. That creep Cowl could have letme in on the bet though 

At this rate I'm the least person anyone would suspect so I had better make sure it stays that way.. Queue Mr Sweetness and Light.

Who says no one suspects you, huh? I will be giving you a very thorough grilling when my stomach can handle it I have time 

I may be high profile Vi, but it's because of my talent and maybe my looks did help me along the way, but I've never used them to get to the top. I'm here and stayed here through sheer hard work, and not straddling every Tom, Dick and Harry that came along!

I'm shocked as why Roxy would jepardize what's left of her career, it will be in tatters when this gets out, much like most of her creations.

oh and we would have easily made the final, our sandwitchito was rapido and Emmanuels syncopation was beautiful

I'm guessing that all that translates as you had your most flesh revealing frock lined up, you planned to jiggle your implants about as fast as gravity and arthritis would allow and if all else failed, Emmanuel was going to try it on with Eileen?

Thank god she didn't say roasting!!