Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Woody is the murderer not me
That's my girl Wilma 
Woody the Fuddy Duddy did it!
You saw my incredible feat of brain power that solved the crime then? 
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
When are you ever amused Eileen? 
Plenty of times - when I am talking to like mindedintelligent people...
None of you here fit that criteria sadly...
Aww thanks Eileen....that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
*shows best side to camera*
( . Y . )
* juggles jugs*
Nothing on mine Vi 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
*ignores pathetic slap*
Says who?
hmppphhhhhhhhhhhhh - the letter it is not proof - he vas about to be slung off
Yeeeeesss, but you are so bliddy unstable and twitchy that there is every possibility that you were trying to put a pair of shoes on, had a spasm or something and stuck the shoe in Cowls' head.
It's a long shot, I know, but stranger things have happened.
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Woody is the murderer not me
That's my girl Wilma Woody the Fuddy Duddy did it!
You saw my incredible feat of brain power that solved the crime then?
eet vos brilliant my dazzler - when are we starting to practise our moves
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
no doubt machinations are afoot
Huh? Machy what nows?
*thinks hard*
Nah....now you know I'm a big fan of yours Roxy, but I don't think Paper Mache costumes are the way to go darling 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Trying to ruin my reputation and no doubt machinations are afoot to have me replaced and consigned to the reject bin at Primark 
Who knows - maybe I'm next to get bumped off
Hang on! who say's there is going to be anymore killing. *Whispers *what the hell does machinations mean?*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
*ignores pathetic slap*
Says who?
hmppphhhhhhhhhhhhh - the letter it is not proof - he vas about to be slung off
Yeeeeesss, but you are so bliddy unstable and twitchy that there is every possibility that you were trying to put a pair of shoes on, had a spasm or something and stuck the shoe in Cowls' head.
It's a long shot, I know, but stranger things have happened.
i hate you Vi - leave me alone
roxy - the eighties are rubbbeesh
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
So you reckon someone is trying to sabotage you then?
Well put it this way, someone sure as hell doesn't want me working on this show vile, jellus bullehs
Trying to ruin my reputation and no doubt machinations are afoot to have me replaced and consigned to the reject bin at Primark Who knows - maybe I'm next to get bumped off 
Blimey, do they have designers at Primark?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
*shows best side to camera*
( . Y . )
* juggles jugs*
Nothing on mine Vi
But at least mine won't explode at 30,000ft.
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Huh? Machy what nows?
*thinks hard*
Nah....now you know I'm a big fan of yours Roxy, but I don't think Paper Mache costumes are the way to go darling
Ahhh I see Thanks Dazzler..
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
But at least mine won't explode at 30,000ft.
Vi, yours never leave either side of a bed
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I thought I seen you taking swigs out of a bottle last night Wilma
it vas my nerves - i forget things with the tablets - i vos tee total but zis murder szeret lek - it would make anybosy nervous and drink
you are veery observant Reeda - better than vi and better than the other vot you call them slappers who are supposed dancers - PAH PAH
Hmm I'm thinking Vilma err Wilma deed zees.. err did this.. She is confusing enough. No -one could interrogate her and make any sense..
jol vagyok - I deed not you horred man
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
eet vos brilliant my dazzler - when are we starting to practise our moves
The show has been cancelled Wilma...... we don't need to practice anymore.
Unless you're just chatting me up that is...... then I've got moves a plenty for ya. 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Vi Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
So you reckon someone is trying to sabotage you then?
Well put it this way, someone sure as hell doesn't want me working on this show vile, jellus bullehs
Trying to ruin my reputation and no doubt machinations are afoot to have me replaced and consigned to the reject bin at Primark Who knows - maybe I'm next to get bumped off
Blimey, do they have designers at Primark?
zey don't call it primarni for nothing
OK my carnation is wilting
No I MEAN my Carnation is wilting
It and I need a drink.. Toodles for now.
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
eet vos brilliant my dazzler - when are we starting to practise our moves
The show has been cancelled Wilma...... we don't need to practice anymore.
Unless you're just chatting me up that is...... then I've got moves a plenty for ya.
but even so we can steel practise - you are my partner for life - i 'ave 'eard you 'ave nice beeeg hands
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
roxy - vy are you soooo upset -
they're all out to get me Wilma
Ye Gads I'm surrounded by thickos all I meant is that there those that would follow through with cunning plans to get rid of their competition. Who knows, there's been one murder why couldn't their be more I need someone to protect me but who to trust..... who to trust.......
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Blimey, do they have designers at Primark?
I doubt you'll ever find out as you spend most of your time on your back 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
- you are my partner for life
*is a little bit scared*
*goes to google Hungarian courtship rituals.....and hopes to god they are not psychopathically monogamous*
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
But at least mine won't explode at 30,000ft.
Vi, yours never leave either side of a bed
Same could be said for your buttocks, except that since your latest liposuction, no one will kiss your cheek cos they know what they would really be kissing.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
who to trust..... who to trust.......
I wouldn't go for the alarmed peanut M&M look if I were you.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
roxy - vy are you soooo upset -
they're all out to get me Wilma
Ye Gads I'm surrounded by thickos all I meant is that there those that would follow through with cunning plans to get rid of their competition. Who knows, there's been one murder why couldn't their be more I need someone to protect me but who to trust..... who to trust.......
You can trust me Roxy, I am a Detective after all
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Same could be said for your buttocks, except that since your latest liposuction, no one will kiss your cheek cos they know what they would really be kissing.
*strokes thigh*
Never had the need Vi. I do all my keep fit at the gym...not flat on my back with Jim, that's more your style
Is Emmanuel about??? pleeze
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
- you are my partner for life
*is a little bit scared*
*goes to google Hungarian courtship rituals.....and hopes to god they are not psychopathically monogamous*
*swishes hair and giggles*
Big Fat Gypsy Wedding showing at a minor cricket pitch anytime soon
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
- you are my partner for life
*is a little bit scared*
*goes to google Hungarian courtship rituals.....and hopes to god they are not psychopathically monogamous*
I vill follow you forever you are mine mine szeret lek! szeret lek!
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Is Emmanuel about??? pleeze
My sexy thrusters just popped out for a quiet drink with his friend Muf, he should be back soon Wilma
reeda your hair swishing eez annoying PAH
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Same could be said for your buttocks, except that since your latest liposuction, no one will kiss your cheek cos they know what they would really be kissing.
*strokes thigh*
Never had the need Vi. I do all my keep fit at the gym...not flat on my back with Jim, that's more your style
Why waste money on gym fees when my way is so much more fun? Besides, I'm not always on my back.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Why waste money on gym fees when my way is so much more fun? Besides, I'm not always on my back.
I've heard about your housemaids knees Vi
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
reeda your hair swishing eez annoying PAH
oh do you go to PAH aka Pets at Home - I get my dog Milo chews from there
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
reeda your hair swishing eez annoying PAH
*swishes sleek hair*
It's a nervous thing Wilma, stops me popping pills
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Why waste money on gym fees when my way is so much more fun? Besides, I'm not always on my back.
I've heard about your housemaids knees Vi
Yup, they're right up there with your Newsreaders Lockjaw on the Top 10 injuries sustained at work.
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
reeda your hair swishing eez annoying PAH
oh do you go to PAH aka Pets at Home - I get my dog Milo chews from there
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
reeda your hair swishing eez annoying PAH
*swishes sleek hair*
It's a nervous thing Wilma, stops me popping pills
this iz getting to us all
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Is Emmanuel about??? pleeze
He's gone off for pint. At a time like this as well. 
I wonder if he's drowning his sorrows or celebrating his good fortune?
This hotel has a great messaging service..... you could just leave him a note.
The massaging service is not bad either.
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Is Emmanuel about??? pleeze
He's gone off for pint. At a time like this as well.
I wonder if he's drowning his sorrows or celebrating his good fortune?
This hotel has a great messaging service..... you could just leave him a note.
*wonders if the killer would be kind enough to just leave a note saying they did it*