So Roxy, sweetie, who do you make clothes for?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
It could be Emmanuel or it could be Reeda before her waxing session...
*blushes and tries to keep calm*
Oi see that notepad, you'll be making your own recycled loo paper shortly
Got to be softer than that tracing paper stuff they have here.
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
And while I am asking, perhaps you could explain the itching powder that seems to have mysteriously got into some of the dancer's costumes.....
*gasps*
Well that explains it! 
I thought that cute girl on reception just got around a bit. I might owe her an apology.... 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
I might owe her an apology....
So might I 
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Probably cashing her postal order compensation from The Daily Sin 
post office wouldn't cash the 6s2d amount
It also meant I got a REALLY bad score for my Quick Step.
It was actually supposed to be a slow waltz..... but I needed to shuffle my thighs together a bit faster.
Oh Roxy how could you. 
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
I might owe her an apology....
So might I
OT there's some right tarts in this here story line 
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Probably cashing her postal order compensation from The Daily Sin
post office wouldn't cash the 6s2d amount
I would complain to that rag Eileen 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
I think she is avoiding me...
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
Call me fick and an all....... but why is Roxy customising your suits? She doesn't work for you...she works for Dance Factor. And now that's been cancelled!
Good evening fick an all.
Not that it is any of your business but I agreed to let Roxy design my suits because having such a well known star as myself wearing her creations can only do her dubious reputation good.
I am beginning to wish that I had stuck with Chanel....
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Isn't Eileen Over and everybody retches only a judge? Oh gawd, don't tell me she's going to dance as well???
exactly suits my aunt fanny - she wants to be dressed in dresses full of Swarovski Crystals and yes she's only a judge but the way she prances around is as vigorous as any dancer
Oooo and as I said I make the costumes for everyone on this show that wants them plus I do have my private commissions.
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
I would never have guessed
You took that photo of me when I had just finished squeezing a spot.
I was NOT amused....
*scurries in*
When are you ever amused Eileen?
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
Like a cute ickle mouse 
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Marcus Hiley:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
I would never have guessed
You took that photo of me when I had just finished squeezing a spot.
I was NOT amused....
Ahh so you've bedded Mr out for a Duck as well
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*hides all the liquor*
Wilma are you always this nervous or is it just since you time with the nuns?
Szia dazzler
That letter about woody
Zold hogy van
at least it gets the beetch vi ov my back
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*calls pest control*
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*hides all the liquor*
Wilma are you always this nervous or is it just since you time with the nuns?
it is since my breakdown
*puts hand to head in dramatic fashion*
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Oh Roxy stop with the excuses... I happen to know that you are a failed fashion designer - what was it that Stella MaCartney called you? The Westwood wannabee?
Haute Couture???
More like Haute Primark....
You are losing it big time .There have been several wardrobe malfunctions this series.
Care to shed any light on it?
And while I am asking, perhaps you could explain the itching powder that seems to have mysteriously got into some of the dancer's costumes.....
I assure you there have been no wardrobe malfunctions with my creations - only tampering that led to exposure of said star - and you know what they say any exposure is better than non
à La Judy Finnegan 
as for the itching powder didn't that allegedly happen to Carrie??? Funny how Carrie said there was itching powder in her outfit a good 5 hours after she and Barry had been knocked out of the competition 
a bad dancer will always blame their outfit - if it ain't revealing enough to catch the judges eye to save them then it's the costume designers fault 
And on that subject I doubt there's a creation anyone could make for you that could make you more appealing to the general public but God loves a trier as they say and by God your trying
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*calls pest control*
ha jo raggett - ze beetch Ha
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
at least it gets the beetch vi ov my back
You're so jittery I couldn't stay on your back if I were a Rodeo champion.
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*hides all the liquor*
why??
I vis tee total - i neever drink at all
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Szia dazzler
That letter about woody
Zold hogy van
at least it gets the beetch vi ov my back
TRANSLATOR!!! *snaps fingers*
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
at least it gets the beetch vi ov my back
You're so jittery I couldn't stay on your back if I were a Rodeo champion.
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*hides all the liquor*
why??
I vis tee total - i neever drink at all
I thought I seen you taking swigs out of a bottle last night Wilma
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
I assure you there have been no wardrobe malfunctions with my creations - only tampering that led to exposure of said star - and you know what they say any exposure is better than non
à La Judy Finnegan
as for the itching powder didn't that allegedly happen to Carrie??? Funny how Carrie said there was itching powder in her outfit a good 5 hours after she and Barry had been knocked out of the competition a bad dancer will always blame their outfit - if it ain't revealing enough to catch the judges eye to save them then it's the costume designers fault
And on that subject I doubt there's a creation anyone could make for you that could make you more appealing to the general public but God loves a trier as they say and by God your trying
So you reckon someone is trying to sabotage you then?
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
at least it gets the beetch vi ov my back
You're so jittery I couldn't stay on your back if I were a Rodeo champion.
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
*Runs in with photographer*
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
*ignores pathetic slap*
Says who?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*scurries in*
*hides all the liquor*
why??
I vis tee total - i neever drink at all
I thought I seen you taking swigs out of a bottle last night Wilma
it vas my nerves - i forget things with the tablets - i vos tee total but zis murder szeret lek - it would make anybosy nervous and drink
you are veery observant Reeda - better than vi and better than the other vot you call them slappers who are supposed dancers - PAH PAH
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
So you reckon someone is trying to sabotage you then?
Ooo double plot.. Starts to scribble fake notes again...
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
at least it gets the beetch vi ov my back
You're so jittery I couldn't stay on your back if I were a Rodeo champion.
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
*Runs in with photographer*
*shows best side to camera*
( . Y . )
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
*slaps vi*
I hate you
Woody is the murderer not me
*ignores pathetic slap*
Says who?
hmppphhhhhhhhhhhhh - the letter it is not proof - he vas about to be slung off
Originally Posted by Vi Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
So you reckon someone is trying to sabotage you then?
Well put it this way, someone sure as hell doesn't want me working on this show 
vile, jellus bullehs 
Trying to ruin my reputation and no doubt machinations are afoot to have me replaced and consigned to the reject bin at Primark Who knows - maybe I'm next to get bumped off 
oooooooooooo marcus zos boots are sooooooo sexy hogy van
roxy - vy are you soooo upset -
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
you are veery observant Reeda - better than vi and better than the other vot you call them slappers who are supposed dancers - PAH PAH
I don't have to be observant, I just come back here and read back to catch anything I may have missed. 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I thought I seen you taking swigs out of a bottle last night Wilma
it vas my nerves - i forget things with the tablets - i vos tee total but zis murder szeret lek - it would make anybosy nervous and drink
you are veery observant Reeda - better than vi and better than the other vot you call them slappers who are supposed dancers - PAH PAH
*swishes sleek hair*
I'm the face of News at Nine Thirty, I'm very observant Wilma, that's how I landed the job 
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
I thought I seen you taking swigs out of a bottle last night Wilma
it vas my nerves - i forget things with the tablets - i vos tee total but zis murder szeret lek - it would make anybosy nervous and drink
you are veery observant Reeda - better than vi and better than the other vot you call them slappers who are supposed dancers - PAH PAH
Hmm I'm thinking Vilma err Wilma deed zees.. err did this.. She is confusing enough. No -one could interrogate her and make any sense..