Or was it on your back
I got that job through talent alone Marcus 
I've no need to prostitue myself, not with my looks *swishes sleek hair*
Hey sweetheart using what you've got to better yourself is no bad thing.. *Dodges hair*
*uncrosses legs in Sharon Stone fashion*
If I wanted to Marcus, I'm sure I could go all the way to the top 
Poor desperate daft Daffy 
Crane could never take my place on the show and if he wasn't deader than a dead thing he'd tell you so himself. You can't have a game show host that everybody hates what would be the point in that? And if Daffy thinks I'd be crazy enough to go anywhere near Crane's festering pit of a dressing room sorry Daffy Duck you're sh*t out of luck 
That's not what the letter says Woody old boy 
So Woody the old git, was being forced to quit, cos he's totally unfit, to present such a hit! Oh what a shame, but it's true that he's lame, and too old for this game! 
See.....anyone could do your job! Including Cowl! He's the man everyone LOVES to hate....so he would have been an ideal choice to replace you!
Not going to happen now though is it....I reckon it's probably quite tricky to think up crappy rhymes when your brain is skewered on a stiletto. 
So I have a question for ya.....(unless your agent has already answered it? )
Surely you weren't going to let Crane steal your job without doing anything?
Vi I assume you don't make notes with a ball point pen, ink doesn't run up and considering what positions you are normally in you'd be advised to shut it. Glass houses and all that, have you ever solved anything apart from what colour kegs the suspects wear
She is welcome to investigate that issue with me sometime!
If I wanted to Marcus, I'm sure I could go all the way to the top
Don't be too hasty darling only way from the top is down.
She is welcome to investigate that issue with me sometime!
cat in hell ring any bells Marcus?
If I wanted to Marcus, I'm sure I could go all the way to the top
Don't be too hasty darling only way from the top is down.
I'll chew it over 
If I wanted to Marcus, I'm sure I could go all the way to the top
Don't be too hasty darling only way from the top is down.
I'll chew it over
Oooo no don't chew suck.. A little thing I heard the other night
Vi I assume you don't make notes with a ball point pen, ink doesn't run up and considering what positions you are normally in you'd be advised to shut it. Glass houses and all that, have you ever solved anything apart from what colour kegs the suspects wear
She is welcome to investigate that issue with me sometime!
Honey, the only pink things I like to see my men in come in little boxes of three (or 300 if you know the right people )
If I wanted to Marcus, I'm sure I could go all the way to the top
Don't be too hasty darling only way from the top is down.
I'll chew it over
It did look a bit gristly wrapped in that thong earlier...hope you've got plenty of denturegrip with you.
Oooo no don't chew suck.. A little thing I heard the other night
I reckon she already knows that little tip. And I reckon she uses it everytime she wants something bad enough. Career moves........dance trophys........
She is welcome to investigate that issue with me sometime!
cat in hell ring any bells Marcus?
Funny you should say that!
Poor desperate daft Daffy Crane could never take my place on the show and if he wasn't deader than a dead thing he'd tell you so himself. You can't have a game show host that everybody hates what would be the point in that? And if Daffy thinks I'd be crazy enough to go anywhere near Crane's festering pit of a dressing room sorry Daffy Duck you're sh*t out of luck
That's not what the letter says Woody old boy
So Woody the old git, was being forced to quit, cos he's totally unfit, to present such a hit!
Oh what a shame, but it's true that he's lame, and too old for this game!
See.....anyone could do your job! Including Cowl! He's the man everyone LOVES to hate....so he would have been an ideal choice to replace you!
Not going to happen now though is it....I reckon it's probably quite tricky to think up crappy rhymes when your brain is skewered on a stilleto.
So I have a question for ya.....(unless your agent has already answered it? )
Surely you weren't going to let Crane steal your job without doing anything?
I've never even seen that letter, if you want to nail this on me you'll have to do better. Is that your handwriting on that letter Daffy? I think we'd better get Vi on to this if we can keep her upright for long enough.
But if you insist there's something amiss and really must persist now is as good a time as any to reveal I have been lined up for the Ice Factor show on another channel. So even if it was true that Crane the man with no brain was lined up to replace me it would not phase me as I will soon be watching scantily clad ladies on ice which is rather nice 
Oooo no don't chew suck.. A little thing I heard the other night
I reckon she already knows that little tip. And I reckon she uses it everytime she wants something bad enough. Career moves........dance trophys........
You'll never know will you Dazzler, I've never sold myelf for a job, and certainly not one that begins with a B
It did look a bit gristly wrapped in that thong earlier...hope you've got plenty of denturegrip with you.
Vi Was that you I heard panting?
I'll chew it over
It did look a bit gristly wrapped in that thong earlier...hope you've got plenty of denturegrip with you.
* swishes hair and goes to room for listerine*
You'll never know will you Dazzler, I've never sold my sell for a job, and certainly not one that begins with a B
Oh dear lord, has she been at the ghoulash as well???
How the heck am I supposed to solve this when everyone is talking total gibberish??
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
But if you insist there's something amiss and really must persist now is as good a time as any to reveal I have been lined up for the Ice Factor show on another channel. So even if it was true that Crane the man with no brain was lined up to replace me it would not phase me as I will soon be watching scantily clad ladies on ice which is rather nice
Oh dear god he's going to ruin a second show.
I do hope they have a pretty female sidekick for ya....one that will distract the viewing public from you screwing up every second line. 
You'll never know will you Dazzler, I've never sold my sell for a job, and certainly not one that begins with a B
Oh dear lord, has she been at the ghoulash as well???
How the heck am I supposed to solve this when everyone is talking total gibberish??
I edited too late Vi
How the heck am I supposed to solve this when everyone is talking total gibberish??
Well you have been making plenty notes in gibberish you seem fluent in it Vi.
(She even picked up the fake note I left lying HawHaw!
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
That deserves a photo
I've never even seen that letter, if you want to nail this on me you'll have to do better. Is that your handwriting on that letter Daffy? I think we'd better get Vi on to this if we can keep her upright for long enough.
I can do upright, thank you very much Mr Harryap N'Leave, though I am better on my knees.
Anyway, the letter has already been sent away for analysis
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
I did see a trail of sequins earlier, I'm sure she's about Eileen
But if you insist there's something amiss and really must persist now is as good a time as any to reveal I have been lined up for the Ice Factor show on another channel. So even if it was true that Crane the man with no brain was lined up to replace me it would not phase me as I will soon be watching scantily clad ladies on ice which is rather nice
Oh dear god he's going to ruin a second show.
I do hope they have a pretty female sidekick for ya....one that will distract the viewing public from you screwing up every second line.
Well only a complete idiot would invest in that.. Mr duck your cheque book please..
It did look a bit gristly wrapped in that thong earlier...hope you've got plenty of denturegrip with you.
Vi Was that you I heard panting?
Only as I ran full pelt in the opposite direction, which wasn't easy when you consider the places I now have stubble rash
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
I did see a trail of sequins earlier, I'm sure she's about Eileen
I think she is avoiding me...
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
Vi you crease me up.... Wait.. no thats Dazzler.. My mistake.
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
Now hold on just a cotton pickin' moment lady I hope you're not referring to anything I've made for you - my costumes are just short of being haute couture
Can I help it if you 'stars' insist on being dressed in flimsy, sheer material just so it shows the bits only a mother should see???? And then you insist on clod hopping dancing around the dance floor so vigorously like this *dances like an elephant on speed*
my creations just can't take that sort of strain - no ones could!
I did see a trail of sequins earlier, I'm sure she's about Eileen
I think she is avoiding me...
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
Probably cashing her postal order compensation from The Daily Sin
I do hope they have a pretty female sidekick for ya....one that will distract the viewing public from you screwing up every second line.
Yes, they have. And she's subject to certain, er, contractual obligations
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
I would never have guessed
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
Now hold on just a cotton pickin' moment lady I hope you're not referring to anything I've made for you - my costumes are just short of being haute couture
Can I help it if you 'stars' insist on being dressed in flimsy, sheer material just so it shows the bits only a mother should see???? And then you insist on clod hopping dancing around the dance floor so vigorously like this *dances like an elephant on speed*
my creations just can't take that sort of strain - no ones could!
Isn't Eileen Over and everybody retches only a judge? Oh gawd, don't tell me she's going to dance as well???
Hey Emmanuel I saw this and thought of you Ooops typo
I do hope they have a pretty female sidekick for ya....one that will distract the viewing public from you screwing up every second line.
Yes, they have. And she's subject to certain, er, contractual obligations
All her own teeth and hair to make up for the fact yours aren't your own?
Well only a complete idiot would invest in that.. Mr duck your cheque book please..
Who would you like me to write it out to?
Hey Emmanuel I say this and thought of you
It could be Emmanuel or it could be Reeda before her waxing session...
I think she is avoiding me...
*taps foot*
She knows I am not happy
Call me fick and an all....... but why is Roxy customising your suits? She doesn't work for you...she works for Dance Factor. And now that's been cancelled!
I'm just wondering if anyone has seen Roxy at all? I am not happy with the suit she customised for me at all..... there are some places where you should just not put sequins...
Now hold on just a cotton pickin' moment lady I hope you're not referring to anything I've made for you - my costumes are just short of being haute couture
Can I help it if you 'stars' insist on being dressed in flimsy, sheer material just so it shows the bits only a mother should see???? And then you insist on clod hopping dancing around the dance floor so vigorously like this *dances like an elephant on speed*
my creations just can't take that sort of strain - no ones could!
Oh Roxy stop with the excuses... I happen to know that you are a failed fashion designer - what was it that Stella MaCartney called you? The Westwood wannabee?
Haute Couture???
More like Haute Primark....
You are losing it big time .There have been several wardrobe malfunctions this series.
Care to shed any light on it?
And while I am asking, perhaps you could explain the itching powder that seems to have mysteriously got into some of the dancer's costumes.....
I do hope they have a pretty female sidekick for ya....one that will distract the viewing public from you screwing up every second line.
Yes, they have. And she's subject to certain, er, contractual obligations
All her own teeth and hair to make up for the fact yours aren't your own?
My dazzling gnashers are my own and my hair sits in its natural home. Some super sleuth, always light years from the truth
It could be Emmanuel or it could be Reeda before her waxing session...
*blushes and tries to keep calm*
Oi see that notepad, you'll be making your own recycled loo paper shortly
