The plot thickens 

I'm more woman than you could ever hope to handle, honey.

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha! 

Not so dumb now I am hey? Didn't I say Woody did it? Didn't I?

I knew he was worried about his job! I said that didn't I? Didn't I?  

He must of killed that sly old dog Cowl to avoid losing his job to a younger (just) and better looking (just) man......

Cor blimey.....being clever, right, and innocent, makes my knees wobble almost as much as Vi does....

Speaking of which....I'd better get back to her before she comes round again...... it's amazing what you can find when you go looking in the back of hotel drawers for a spare condom....

*shouts from the door of room 465*

Has everybody hearderer    Woody is the murderer!!!!!

Stick that rhyme up your walking stick and smoke it old man!

*shakes head and tries to focus....wonders why Dazzler left in such a hurry....he looked quite excited too....he better not be off to see that Poxy Roxy*

Shuuuussshhhhhhh!!! You're loud enough to wake the dead.

Waduya mean, Woody is the murderer? Sure, he's murdered a huge list of jokes and his rhyming capabilities are in dire need of resuscitation, but proper murder? Surely not??

It's true Vi......it's right there on a piece of paper! It's as good as a confession!

Ahhh........ this makes up for all those years of failing exams because I couldn't work out how to get the lid off me pen...... I finally used me brain and solved a puzzle.

Now stop shuuuuuusssshhing......and help me get this on......it's a bit old.....I found it behind a copy of Woody's 1982 autobiography......but blow the dust off and it'll be as good as new.... honest....

*reads letter through bleary eyes....tries to ignore Dazzler who is displaying a magnificent middle wicket*

So, Sir SCowl-alot was going to replace Woody, was he? That's a bit like replacing last weeks mouldy chicken with last weeks mouldy pork, but who are we to question the powers that be?? I wonder if Woody actually knew this? And just what was the letter doing in a drawer in this room?

*gives up thinking and decides to concentrate on using a full toss to score a direct hit with Dazzler...the murderer can wait*

OMG...it's drier and more wrinkled than Reeda before make up.....there is no way that is coming near me...

Ahh that workout in the Gym and the liposuction does wonders for you looks 

 Whats this on the floor outside Dazzlers room?

Whoo well I'll be hot to trot that puts Woody on the spot! But how in hell did it get here?

I'm Knacked. You won't be seeing the new Me till the sun goes down.. Up yours Duck.. (He even snores like one)...

*leaves Dazzler sleeping...

....heads out into the fresh new day, full of the joys of spring and feeling fully capable of solving this murder...spots what looks like the Cuprinol man wearing a pink sequin thong...realises it's Marcus Hiley....is momentarily impressed by transformation....catches glimpse of his pink cowboy boots...is most unimpressed once more.....legs it in opposite direction*

 I was a little stiff..

Is that what it was? I thought you had a cotton hanging on your thong 

ooooh...has Woody got one of those PAs as well???? I want one 

You bet me Vi

* crosses legs in Sharon Stone fashion*

You're so quick to assume things Mr Duck, when are you going to blame yourself?

Ahh Reeda ! the very person *Eyes up the attractive leg display*

A just wanted to congratulate you on your new job.. Tell me was there a lot of competition to be an evening news presenter?

Poor desperate daft Daffy  Crane could never take my place on the show and if he wasn't deader than a dead thing he'd tell you so himself. You can't have a game show host that everybody hates what would be the point in that? And if Daffy thinks I'd be crazy enough to go anywhere near Crane's festering pit of a dressing room sorry Daffy Duck you're sh*t out of luck 

My agent posted this earlier I have just told him I can speak for myself thank you very much

Woody pfft!  Comes across as a loveable character yet all the time it was peck peck peck

dodgy suit and I so didn't make that    he's snook it in to his changing room  mebbe he snook the red stilletos in at the same time and used them to bash old Crane in   either that or he's Wilma on the weekend 

talking of Wilma there is a certain resemblance isn't there ........................

I'm going to get the cleaner from the Police Station to post my final accusation then I can fire her butt when I she invariably gets it wrong 

thank you Marcus  In answer to your question, there were four others in for the job, the channel controller though that I was by far the most impressive candidate.

I gained a PA for a second there

have you been having English lessons with Wilma?

Hmmm I can see why Reeda.

Wasn't there a story in the tabloid recently about your affair with a certain channel controller? Was it the same person?

 That's NOT something you want to be joking about Detective Brator! 

So, basically, she'll sleep with anyone for gain?

Niiiice tops by the way... *I love pink*

Yes Marcus, there was that story doing the rounds. The tabloids (incuduing The Sin)claimed I had only got the job through that relationship, it was total rubbish. I got the job entirley off my own back!

Errrrrr, I'm not sure that I was joking. If you want it to be a joke, it's a joke. You're the boss 

I would say it was probably your front Reeda

Or was it on your back

ON yer back, you mean. You're making me look like the Virgin bloomin Mary here.

beaten by the camp dude....

I got that job through talent alone Marcus I've no need to prostitue myself, not with my looks *swishes sleek hair*

Pink it´s my new obsession 
Pink it´s not even a question 
Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause 
Pink is the love you discover 
Pink as the bing on your cherry 
Pink ´cause you are so very 
Pink it´s the color of passion 
`Cause today it just goes with the fashion 

btw honey do you wear pink on the off chance that women give you a second look?  

Hey it's the new Me Vi you will have to be quick

I will have to get this suit taking in..

 I'll make a decision on that when you present your solution to this case  ......at which point I may just have a little joke of my own to share with you.

Vi I assume you don't make notes with a ball point pen, ink doesn't run up and considering what positions you are normally in you'd be advised to shut it. Glass houses and all that, have you ever solved anything apart from what colour kegs the suspects wear

Hey sweetheart using what you've  got  to better yourself is no bad thing.. *Dodges hair* 

Nice Roxy.. I wear pink cos