from under my Ray Bans Duck, I have ample up top ( )

Well it had its perks -I mean for one getting to dress Mr Dazzler certainly has its pleasures.  I simply love measuring him up for his tight little trousers 

The down side is it can be very stressful trying to deal with squabbles from stars wanting each others designs not to mention it's not as well paid as I had hoped and I'm fed up of pulling all nighters just to make ends meet 

I'm fed up of pulling all nighters just to make ends meet

I could help you out with that!

I won't Emmanuel, I prefer brains over brawn

Just say the word Dear and I will kick his ass 

Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

I'm fed up of pulling all nighters just to make ends meet

I could help you out with that!

Oooo Mr Duck stop it - you've quite undone me 

No hands......

well you'll be waiting a long time to find any intellect with Mr Handler 

, I prefer brains over brawn

Guess that leaves me and you then Reeda, ever swung the other way? 

I'll have you know I've solved this murder twice already

So you're as cheap as your costumes then?

*swoons*

Ooooo you've just hit me for six 

Can i just ask whether or not Wilma and Dazzler have ever actually done the bumping of the uglies? Likewise Reeda and 'Tache Man?

Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:

, I prefer brains over brawn

 

Guess that leaves me and you then Reeda, ever swung the other way? 

*swishes sleek hair and gulps*

if the noises coming out of the room next door to me last night was you Vi, I'll take a pass on that thanks

I'll have you know my costumes are an extension of my creativity and are glorious works of art in their own right 

I think you may have have made a ballls up of that too

Hand on my uglies Vi...... I swear I have never done the Hungarian Waltz. 

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:

, I prefer brains over brawn

 

Guess that leaves me and you then Reeda, ever swung the other way? 

 

 

*swishes sleek hair and gulps*

 

if the noises coming out of the room next door to me last night was you Vi, I'll take a pass on that thanks

You'll never know what you're missing, I could give you a better glow than any number of facial treatments or botox jabs.

How about shoes? do you see them as works of art or murder weapons?

 *takes notes for Performance Review*

*blushes*

Emmanuel and I have a close relationship, and that's my final word on the matter

I'll have to take your word for it I guess, Wilma is too spaced out to know.

I do not "bump the uglies"!... I make love!!!! 

 Boooger, caught out....again.

What you doing with Reeda then?

*thinks about this, if it keeps my youthful looks*

I'll sleep on this Vi

Close enough to know what he looks like flacid? I mean flacid in the moustache dept, obviously 

Hey willow for brains, you are so rude

To Reeda?

And he scores a 6 with the first ball of the over!!!

All this talk of bumping uglies is making me.........tired.......I'm off to bed.......

I'll have you know his moustache is beautiful, he's using gel now instead of the wax, my eye problems seem to be resolved

You do that, cos if you say 'yes' you won't get any sleep at all.

*attempts to catch Vi's eye as he leaves the room*

Same room as before? See ya there xxxx

How can I resist?

I need my beauty sleep, I shall head off to my room and hope the pipes are sorted. I have things to mull over

*clenches bum cheeks*

night

*follows Dazzler for a repeat performance...hopefully*