Nooooooooooo - that vos my secreeeet alone it is the first time i have told anybody about zis - i just want to be  ballroom dancer again - my ex boyfriend retired and married a billionaire sheik - he no longer needs the money

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - it vas not me - I vas toooooo poorly - you need to look elsewhere for your murderer - it was not me

*shakes*

I vas toooo ashamed - my mama from Magyar  - would keel me for zat -szia szia

I see

*head spins with deja vu once more*

Was the Sheiks accent as well cultivated as yours Wilma?

How many pills do you take a day woman?

ohhhhhhhhhh noo he was a bit of an oik really -  his accent was awfullllllll - soo low class

I never count

And what are they for? No wonder you are such a wreck, do they have any effect on your memory??

*steps inbetween Wilma and Vi all manly like*

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SETTLE DOWN.....give her a break from the questions for a bit Vi.....can't you see she's not up to it. Poor Wilma.....what you need is a real man to take your mind off your troubles.

Unfortuntely you ain't got a lot of choice......Marcus with his pink shoes....probably best not to go there with your past history......Emms with his sharp pointy moustache....too much like a stiletto heel for my liking so scrap him......Woody....so old he couldn't be woody if he tried.......

...and that leaves me.

Unfortunately Vi showed me a picture of you without your make up earlier ....so I'm off the list too.

Maybe you just need another pill hey?

pleeeeeeeezz stop asking questions - i am going to my room for a lie down  I hated crane - but I didn't kill him - leave me alone PLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*storms out leaving a trail of pills*

Grabs an expensive bottle of brandy from the bar*

Hit the right room tonight Wilma, then we won't have the same problem with flying lamps

Shit Ive scribble so much junk down I've fill my note pad.. Looks at notes and tosses then in the nearest trash can. 

I thought I was mixed up!. This lot are sooo sad there's hope for me yet.. Toddles off to the Gym to work off the fat..

You're a bit feisty aren't ya Reeda? I like a feisty woman.......even if she is getting on a bit.

*swipes notes out of bin and shoves them in bag to read later*

*sneaks back*

thank you Dazzler for getting that that dicktective off me

szaret lek

Same to you Wilma I think....

Not that I need any beauty sleep, but a woman girl like to look her best in the mornings Dazzler

For my Dazzler

Am I detecting violent tendencies? 

now Emmy sweetheart it is/was my job to dress everyone and that included everyone from the dancers to the judges and the presenters as well as Crane.  Come to think of it, I had quite a lot of close contact with Crane, cheeky buga reckoned he couldn't tuck his own shirt in properly and he needed my expertise for that 

you wrote in lipstick

I'm still watching you Wilma, don't you worry your hideous little head about that.

you said you were at the bar Roxy, you're fifty nifty but not that quick

And you never thought to report him?

I had quite a lot of close contact with Crane, cheeky buga reckoned he couldn't tuck his own shirt in properly and he needed my expertise for that

Lucky cow

I said I'd overheard a conversation at the bar last night but I didn't say when last night did I 

Good point Reeda, so where were you Roxy? And you, Reeda, where were you when the deed was done??

Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:

I had quite a lot of close contact with Crane, cheeky buga reckoned he couldn't tuck his own shirt in properly and he needed my expertise for that

Lucky cow

You think 

*looks coy*

Vi empty threats, nothing more

I was back stage putting the finishing touches to all your outfits.  It was only after the murder was announced that I heard Emmy dissing Reeda 

To be honest Vi, I'm not quite sure where I was because I don't know the exact time of Crane's death, do you?... it does take me a while to put my face on, my looks are my wealth 

*rams tissues under Ray Bans, again*

I don't believe my Private Dancre would say those things

Reeda it brings me no pleasure to tell you this but he's a man and when you dine with a demon, you' better have a long spoon 

I believe him when he said his sentada was performed just for me

BACK OFF BAT-BOY!!!

*flutters eyelashes and removes tissues*

Did You like your job then ? All that tucking n stuff? 

  Removing your tissue isn't going to help....it just leaves you as flat as a pancake ! Put MORE in!!!!!

The folically challenged one has made a play for every thing in a skirt my love.. Don't fall for his charms(or lack of)