hogy van dazzler??

OHHHHHHHHHH i go all hungariam when I am stressed

*pops pills*

a varos

Bet you made that word up didn't you? Who's ever heard of "guile" ...   You can't just make words up if you can't find owt that rhymes you know!  

*flutters lashes*

I had my doubts that you had said it, I knew you were my very own privat dancer

What career did you walk away from Wilma?

Jo napot reeda

*wrings hands*

i had a few personal issues*

i was so upset last night spaced and didn't know wheree i was - i remember ducking the vot is it vase It is ok reeda szia

A varos A varos

slag

i was world ballroom champion 3 years in a row - szep vagy

Translation please.

you mean you have never heard of guile

I 'ave a first from Orxford so i suppose thst explains it

*pops a couple more pills to calm nerves*

Who took that crown from you? Bet you must hate them?

It was a vamp Vilma, I mean a lamp Wilma and I'm so sorry

So you decided to take a break for personal reasons? Would you care to divulge?

Oh and another thing, did you know Crane before taking part in Dance Factor?

It is not a made up word Daffy. A person with guile is cunning and crafty, it's a sign of someone who's on the ball when their back is against the wall it is a perfect trait for a GAME SHOW HOST. Now we know why you're a dancer you sure ain't got anything upstairs to catch folk unawares

I do not know - i vaz veryy poorly and spent 2 years in a nunnery to recover* szia

the presures were tooo much - i had a breakdown - the nun's were very good

I needed this to make a comeback vagyok

And you walked away from that..........a career that would have got you on a cable channel at 2am....and someone with bad dress sense in the corner doing sign language.......to a top rated Saturday night show watched by millions

Top question Reeda.....worthy of me that is. 

So what were these personal issues then Wilma love?

*hopes to god it doesn't involve an ex boyfriend in the Hungarian mafia*

Willlmmmaaaaaaaaaaa (been dying to do that)

How long have you been taking the pills and what are they for?

So these were the personal issues? So when did you meet Crane?

What kind of poorly? And surely a convent is not the place to go to get well? Did Crane know about your 'illness'?

for my depression - i had abreakdown

Dazzlerrrrr -pleeezzzzzzzzz do not mention my Hungarian boyfriend - he is ..........

I knew ccrane - horrible bully - he knew about my illness cos he caused it

Well, who'd have thunk it. See I wouldn't know a word like that.... not being cunning and crafty like.

You'd have to be cunning and crafty to land a stiletto in Cowl's forehead while a party is in full swing.......sooooo...... hence and therefore...... the murder must have know the word "guile"

A-HA!!!! Case solved Vi.......Woody did it.

Edit : ...or Wilma

He is what?

DEAD?

how did Crane cause your illness Vilma Wilma and how did you meet him?

Jesus, as thick as his bat

he is transgender - he is now a woman zat waz part of ze problem  -  jol vagyok ,szaz  vagy

Dead? Ugly? A ladyboy? Or a dead ugly ladyboy? Just tell us woman...

You better believe it honey

Wow Wilma what a wanker he was!

Holy crap...he IS a ladyboy...I am obviously getting better at this detecting lark 

Oi, Dazzler, want to help me celebrate my moment of genius?  You must be my lucky charm.

I wasn't talking about your nether regions feathered one

i had ONE job pole dancing  -  szep vagy - he came in and plied me with drink and money and bribed me - bullied me to become a ballroom dancer under his management -jo hapot

A cunning individual would hardly need to stoop to planting female foot attire in someone's skull during the act. That reeks to me of someone with no control, someone with a temper, someone a bit stupid in fact! By a stroke of luck I have come by a fact it was Dazzler Duck who committed the MURDEROUS act!

Off with his head etc

How? Did he pay for Ladyboy's op?  Did he end up with your ladyboy? I mean he has a history of running off with other dancers' partners...just ask old Greasy 'Tache.

veryyyy beautiful - he took my crown - my ballroom crown and i couldn't tell anybody he was a man

Hmmmm........so Wilma has anxiety problems caused by an ex boyfriend who was secretly a bit of a girly...... Cowl finds her in a nunnery (my brain cell can't even being to work out what the sexual deviant was doing there)...... forces her to take part in the one programme on TV where every male is made to dress so girly it's difficult for poor Marcus to know who to hit on.......

......no wonder you hated him Wilma.

and Crane knew about your boyfriend?

he put him on his books and he  won the crown the next year - i vas nowhere - i vos a nervous wreck with it all but whether he knew ...........*shrugs*

i didn't tell crane anything - i just fled and  slept took pills slept took pills

You didn't mention the pole dancing yesterday when I asked you what type of dancing you did. Why not??

But Crane knew? You must have hated him for that. Enough to bury a shoe in his head?