Let the investigation begin! 
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What do you mean "will have you in creases"? 
I'm here chaps and chapessessess.. Lead me to the bar.. Whats up?
Oh my god *weeps*
*checks Valentino dress for blood splatter, phew*
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
What do you mean "will have you in creases"?
Mr Duck ....there has been a murrdurrr - are you sure your only concern is your byline?
What's wrong with Crane? He looks a bit..... flushed. 
Whatch what your doing with that bat Dazzler
Can't you put it down.?
*looks white but in control*
What an appalling thing to happen! Who could have been so full of hatred to kill this dear man...
Has anyone called the police?
I'm not impressed with his head wear. You'd think a man with as much money as him could afford a better stylist.
Spits out G&T.....
Murder? Who what where?
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
What's wrong with Crane? He looks a bit..... flushed.
Blood settlement so early 
Who's G and who's T?
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Who's G and who's T?
I hardly think this is the time for joking Mr Duck.
*looks disdainfully down her nose*
*looks tanned and extremely handsome and always in control*
What do you mean, "there's been a murder"?
Where?
....
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Who's G and who's T?
Hmphh! bitch!
Well dress me up in peanut butter and call me butty. Cowl's been MURDERED! I'll be damned! Someone has to ask some serious questions and I'll be the first... are we still doing the show tomorrow? I've got a new suit. And don't forget folks, if you can't dance YOU AIN'T GOT A CHANCE!
"cuts the cloth so things fall off" as if!
I'm a professional costume designer - it's my job to make everyone look good not sabotage them
Where's my drink *gulp*
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
I hardly think this is the time for joking Mr Duck.
*looks disdainfully down her nose*
Why what's up? Why's everyone so glum.....it's a party ain't it?
slinks in - and heads for the darkest corner and the biggest glass of wine
hi everybody
OMG!! That Stiletto ! Urghh (It will be hell to get the stains out)
Arghh It's Crane my old pal!
I think I need a siff.......... drink 
How awful on the finals night too
Originally Posted by Roxy Rhinestone:
"cuts the cloth so things fall off" as if!
I'm a professional costume designer - it's my job to make everyone look good not sabotage them
Where's my drink *gulp*
Professional costume designer?
Who for? Tesco value range?
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Cowl's been MURDERED!
Murdered? What? WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I thought he looked a bit peeky.
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*looks white but in control*
What an appalling thing to happen! Who could have been so full of hatred to kill this dear man...
Has anyone called the police?
Dear man??
Did you ever meet him?
Originally Posted by Reeda Prompt:
Oh my god *weeps*
*checks Valentino dress for blood splatter, phew*
*passes Reeda a tampax*
Oh, not that kind of blood splatter, ooops, sorry. FFS, another murder. Am I cursed or something? Oh well, here's another chance for me to fail spectacularly. Yipee.
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
slinks out
back latersss
I think you need to be here Wilma...
If nothing else but for respect for Mr Cowl....
Oh my stars Crane has been murdered and that stilletto sure ain't a Laboutin although it's hard to tell with all the blood on it
thank god HEEEEEEEEEEEEES DEAD
*runs out*
spills wine over dazzler
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Originally Posted by Woody Leave:
Cowl's been MURDERED!
Murdered? What? WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
I thought he looked a bit peeky.
All balls and no brains 
Well! That's 10 points off your score tomorrow night Reeda. 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
I thought he looked a bit peeky.
Surprised you could tell with all that fake tan
Originally Posted by ãmufã:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*looks white but in control*
What an appalling thing to happen! Who could have been so full of hatred to kill this dear man...
Has anyone called the police?
Dear man??
Did you ever meet him?
We met at several charty events if you must know. I often bumped into him at racing. He loved Ascot .
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
slinks out
back latersss
I think you need to be here Wilma...
If nothing else but for respect for Mr Cowl....
vY should i VY VY - he vos deespicable man deespicable
Boy Crane really pissed off someone this time. I told him to stop the cutting comments
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*looks white but in control*
What an appalling thing to happen! Who could have been so full of hatred to kill this dear man...
Has anyone called the police?
*hides in corner and hopes the killer will just drop themselves in it*
Originally Posted by Wilma Waltzwurk:
spills wine over dazzler
Charming.
*throws off tuxedo jacket....and works the wet shirt look* 
Hey Hey Hey it's Woody here to save the day! If Cowl finally got his dues from the heel of some ladies shoes it's going to be all over the news that a LADY gave Cowl the blues and there ain't no need to blame the dudes 
Originally Posted by Dazzler Duck:
Well! That's 10 points off your score tomorrow night Reeda.
Look there's a darling man been murdered, please show some repspect Mtr Dazzler
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
Originally Posted by ãmufã:
Originally Posted by Eileen Over:
*looks white but in control*
What an appalling thing to happen! Who could have been so full of hatred to kill this dear man...
Has anyone called the police?
Dear man??
Did you ever meet him?
We met at several charty events if you must know. I often bumped into him at racing. He loved Ascot .
Crane at charity events? You sure you got the right person. Ascot I can believe.
