nai hao*bows*

ni hao ma

Arrrrrrrrrrrr me mateys

Ye Gayle force ye olde scalded scrubber - did ye capt tink ye ship was to sink????? and did ye capt worry about ye state of his own ship

nao yang scurfy curr

ye snaffle nao tang

will fess up a few facts to ye all - yang gu

nao man shun tang

* ye captain only trusted me to have ye key to ye strong room for ye's treasures - i knew ye value of them.

wo hen goaxing

ye be all jealous o' me bein' ye capt's favourite

yangy tung

scraggy  currs to ye all

Wanan*Bows*

*

That's a mighty short memory you got there, Peace. Conveniently short, it seems.

Maybe brain surgery is what you need. *sharpens knives*

you DID ask me if there was a key!

we only have that idiots word that he let her into his treasure room arrrrr   she talks so much nonsense it's hard to know what she's saying but I don't believe the Capt'n trusted her with his parrot never mind his booty and jewels and his beloved compass 

Nice snaffle, Yu Lie.

Cap'n and I discussed the merits o this tub many a time, and he weren't concerned about the state of her.

fess up that you stole the key or I'll send ye to Davy Jone's locker arrrrrgh!

aaarrrrrgh!  so I did, I was just testing ye to see if ye were in with the Capt'n like - and perhaps lead me towards that map and hence all that lovely booty aaaargh!

If'n you were willing' to STEAL, seems like you might be willin' to KILL! 

Argghhhhh! (to keep up)

Yu Lie was allowed into the treasure room of that I'm convinced, it seems the old Cap'n trusted her the most.

I need to be going over all these facts again

arrrgh I am the plank

Who be this Lori person??

Seems to me Yu lie that you were in a good position to acquire the cursed dagger and finish off the good cap'n!!

Maybe his trust was  well misplaced in your case.

Time will tell if you live up to your name.

Oh, dear. 

Err....I am the...uh...I am from the IRS, and I've come to review that that booty ledger.

It be easy done wench

My god!! the IRS get everywhere!!... Just keep your hand off my booty

Night all...

She be in cahoots with those other two that be snooping around here.... that Muf bilge rat and that wench that always appears to be full o the grog Mrs B I think her name be

*melts into the sailcloth and...and such* 

who be you and what gives ye the right to question me???  

I'm no murderer  half inching a bit of a map is not in the same league as murder - besides a bit of pilfering be part of pirate ways 

she has a strange accent - never trust people with strange accents 

nao waog bilge rats

ye had me key Warren Peace

wuann shun

only ye me had a key to the capt strong room - i this  the key ye mean??

ye scruggy bilge rats

waunun nao*bows*

off to ye bunk to get ye plastered on ye grog*

nuan waun - ye can keep ye booty

I did not ye daughter of a biscuit eater  any more of those scurrilous lies and I be dangling ye from the mizzen mast arrrrrrgh!

somebody had ye key - p'raps ye windy gale - Gayle force ye be

nao wanun - agaen*bows*

I be putting that down to the grog

Ye be confused, Yu Lie. See if ye can keep up, now: WARREN PEACE ASKED ME IF THERE WAS A KEY to the Cap'n's cabin!!

and what's wrong with asking a simple questions like that saw bones????  I just wanted to make sure the Capt'n's precious stuff was safe - besides I like my neck the size it is 

I be putting that down to the grog

That clap of thunder sure is powerful stuff - it keeps making me forget things

Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

I be putting that down to the grog

That clap of thunder sure is powerful stuff - it keeps making me forget things

I been reading the information again and I still be confused.... I think I need to be making a list of questions.

Suuuurrrrrre, Peace. Methinks it's mighty suspicious, that's all.

Did I tell ye - I had a weird dream last night   I dreamt that a mermaid visited the Capt'n in his cabin.  Then this here mermaid magically transformed herself into ..................................

Eave Ho   Well me hearties this fair disturbed me as I'm sure you'll understand and even more so since there be some that say old Eave was known to pay late night visits to the Capt'n's cabin   what do ye make of that 

on that note I'm away to my hammock to see if I can dream what else might have happened   I'm just grabbing some rum to help send me to sleep

Yarrrr! Could it be true that the Cap'n knew more about Eve than he be letting on?

He wasn't secretly hauling her round the keel was he?

We really need a translator or two around here. I've no chance of solvin' this 'ere murder cos I have no idea what anyone is a sayin'.

I'm off for a barrel o' grog then I'll be back to see if any of this makes any sense. 

Be ye referrin' to the monetary value of the things or the value of them as a weapon? I hear tell that there be some kind of curse or summat on the  dagger that killed him, did ye know about that?

And, just out of interest, who did ye tell about the missin' key to yer chemical stuff?? Be there anybody who can back ye up?

Now that be a good point Lance , can any one back Yu Lie up by confirmin' that she did indeed have access to the treasure room???? 

well, when ye have could ye have a word with the wench with the parchment and get her to write it all out for me? I haven't got a clue what is a happenin' here.

*goes for more grog*

Why did Warren have the key? Did he nick it or did ye give it to him Yu Lie? Do ye think he also nicked yer chemical stuff key? 

 Hello sailors.....

I've been below decks getting over me grief, poor old Captain Black, he spared me the plank as he fondly admired me squeeze box, and kept me on board to amuse his crew.

Where is Barnie Caul?, he insisted we anchor here outside the harbour breakwater instead of the quay, he said it was for safety reasons, I have me doubts. You lot wanted to string him and the Cap'tan up cos you could'nt get ashore and into town.

****Gets Squeeze Box out****

****Stomps foot, squeezes and sings to the sound of over overhead gulls****

I want to be a pirate
A pirates life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the b. b. sea
Ive got a jolly roger
Its black and white and vast
Get out of your skull and crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ho-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-jum-jum

*puts delicate fingers into highly offended ears*

So, we are still no closer to findin' out who killed poor ol' Inky. *sobs*

Yu Lie, what about this warrant? I want to know what the warrant is for?

Sophie, what was the transactions in the pipeline the Cap'n was helping you with? You seem to be dripping in fineries, is that all show and you needed his wealth? he certainly wasn't dishing much of it out

oh, arrrrgh evenin' me hearties