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Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
 
 

They juHere's me ending up owing you eight pieces o' silver and no way to pay you.

 

Ye not th' only one who owes tha' blaggard pieces o' silver Carry   Seven pieces I owe 'im me'sel.

 

Maybe now ou' merry little crew are likely to disband he will let us off 'eh?

 

I be thinkin' of handin' ole Barnie ov'r to th' Governor of Freetown....... earnin' me'sel a few guineas? Ye up for a round a poker?

juing ai - going to get drunk on rum

 

ni hao

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

warren peace hung tang shun

what did you want from the captain ???

jian mia tang shung

scurvy curr - were you thinking of basing a character from the book on him??

well I tell thee,  three months ago on a dark dark night when I was on night deck watch at four bells I over heard a conversation 

FM
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

 

I think a toast be in order fer th' Cap`n 

T' a black-hearted devil who trusted nay one apart from Yu Lie, she be th' only one t' be trusted in his booty room. I bet ye be havin' many a tale t' tell about his jewels an' dubloon lassie, I would be havin' a peak in thar myself, but th' Cap`n only trusted ye. 
Lift yer tankards an' toast th' old fool fer trustin' Yu Lie who fooled th' lad's when she had a warrant ou' fer th' lass' arrest signed by Emperor Wun Too Hi himelf. 
Too th' old fool *slugs*

 

So she had access to the treasure and to chemicals AND has medical knowledge.....hmmmmmm.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

Your unfortunate turn of luck.. You cheating card sharp. Three poker games you had me play with you and every one you turned up an ace from no-where!! Here's me ending up owing you eight pieces o' silver and no way to pay you.

Seems strange that when i told the Good Cap'n about your ways he was not happy to say the least.

 

You didn't tell me he had banned on board gaming!!! Cap'n Black told me not to worry my pretty head.. He was gonna find his own way to deal with the cheating Lancelot Britworth-Jones.

Now he's dead!! My back will not be turned with you around!!

 

 

Turns back and walks out.....

 


Me unfortunate turn o' luck be that I trusted fools. Nay one twisted yer arm an' 't be easy pickings lassie. That dasn't mean I be a murderer. A man o' me disposition wouldna lower hisself t' swin' fer a black hearted heathen like Inky Black

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

warren peace hung tang shun

what did you want from the captain ???

jian mia tang shung

scurvy curr - were you thinking of basing a character from the book on him??

well I tell thee,  three months ago on a dark dark night when I was on night deck watch at four bells I over heard a conversation 

 

Pray tell, what was this conversation about and who was doin' the conversin'?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

warren peace hung tang shun

what did you want from the captain ???

jian mia tang shung

scurvy curr - were you thinking of basing a character from the book on him??

well I tell thee,  three months ago on a dark dark night when I was on night deck watch at four bells I over heard a conversation 

 

Pray tell, what was this conversation about and who was doin' the conversin'?

on the morrow lady on the morrow 

FM
Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:

 

Ye not th' only one who owes tha' blaggard pieces o' silver Carry   Seven pieces I owe 'im me'sel.

 

Maybe now ou' merry little crew are likely to disband he will let us off 'eh?

 

I be thinkin' of handin' ole Barnie ov'r to th' Governor of Freetown....... earnin' me'sel a few guineas? Ye up fer a round a poker?

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Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

Your unfortunate turn of luck.. You cheating card sharp. Three poker games you had me play with you and every one you turned up an ace from no-where!! Here's me ending up owing you eight pieces o' silver and no way to pay you.

Seems strange that when i told the Good Cap'n about your ways he was not happy to say the least.

 

You didn't tell me he had banned on board gaming!!! Cap'n Black told me not to worry my pretty head.. He was gonna find his own way to deal with the cheating Lancelot Britworth-Jones.

Now he's dead!! My back will not be turned with you around!!

 

 

Turns back and walks out.....

 


Me unfortunate turn o' luck be that I trusted fools. Nay one twisted yer arm an' 't be easy pickings lassie. That dasn't mean I be a murderer. A man o' me disposition wouldna lower hisself t' swin' fer a black hearted heathen like Inky Black


Inky was a fine man deep down, he sure never let me down, well not til today anyway.

Vi
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:

*Stomps on to the deck*

What ye' scurvy dogs doing millin' around when thar be swabbing t' be done!!

 

 


Well, well, Barnie Caul, there you are. Oh how Ah wish dear ol' Inky had got rid of you earlier. He had had enough of your bullyin' ways and the constant talk of mutineh from the crew was enough to convince him you had to go. He planned to leave you marrooned on the next desert island you came across. Now he will never get the chance. The crew hate you and Inky hated you, you sre nothin' but a vile bulleh.

And just how would a daint'y flower like yersel' kno' so much about that lily livered cowards inner thoughts? Though I wouldn't have put it past that dawg marooning me  

 

As for the crew, they love me! Like a dog loves it's master for the beatings.

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:

*Stomps on to the deck*

What ye' scurvy dogs doing millin' around when thar be swabbing t' be done!!

 

 


Well, well, Barnie Caul, there you are. Oh how Ah wish dear ol' Inky had got rid of you earlier. He had had enough of your bullyin' ways and the constant talk of mutineh from the crew was enough to convince him you had to go. He planned to leave you marrooned on the next desert island you came across. Now he will never get the chance. The crew hate you and Inky hated you, you sre nothin' but a vile bulleh.

And just how would a daint'y flower like yersel' kno' so much about that lily livered cowards inner thoughts? Though I wouldn't have put it past that dawg marooning me  

 

As for the crew, they love me! Like a dog loves it's master for the beatings.


Ol' Inky and mahself were quite close and he used to confahd in lil'ol' me about alll kahnds of thangs. We had quite an understandin', me an' ol' Inky.

 

Now I really must be on mah way, Ah am so verreh tired.

Vi
Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
 

So, ye be thinkin' ya th' Cap'n now do ye Barnie?

 

I'll have ye know if anyone be th' new Cap'n of th' Blackbird, it be me! I be th' most talented pirate on this 'ere ship!

 

I be th' one up the tall masts in all weathers! I be th' fastest sail reefer o' th' Blackbird! Anythin' you can do, I can do better ya bilge rat.

 

Don't be tryin' to bully anyone inta doin' ya biddin' ya scurvy old dog!

 

We've all seen th' posters around Freetown! Ye head has a 20 guinea prize on it, an' any more o'ya trash talk and I be turnin' ye in.

 

Maybe I be turnin' ye in anyways.Tis a bit suspicious like, ye're known fer leadin' a mutiny on yer last boat "The Revenge", killed th' Cap'n an' his first mate by all accounts. Maybe history be repeatin' itself on th' Blackbird? Ya scallywag!

As far as ye be concerned I be the cap'n now ... wench!

As for 20 guineas, is that how much you owe His lordsh'p Lancelot??

Cmd William T Riker

Oy, git away from meh, Barnie! I'll not be swabbin' any decks! I'm the ship's surgeon after all! I've earned mah stripes since startin' as carpenter, 'aven't I??

 

*Looks around* Whar's that scum, WarrenPeace? I got some questions for 'im. He got a suspicious interest in keys, don't he now? Askin' me fer the spare key for the Cap'n's cabin, and now poor Cap'n is DEAD!!  

 

And I be lookin' for that Britworth-Jones, too. He been showin' an unnatural interest in the booty ledger, if you ask me. 

 

 

 

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):


Raises bottle " Aye to Good King George , King of England... Hic!!

 

Ye scurvy riddled traitor! Ye don't deserve to drink th' same rum as us good loyal pirate types.

Did I say that last night?? It was the rum.. Old habits die hard... So does this head ache Oooooooohhhhhhh

James
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Oy, git away from meh, Barnie! I'll not be swabbin' any decks! I'm the ship's surgeon after all! I've earned mah stripes since startin' as carpenter, 'aven't I??

 

*Looks around* Whar's that scum, WarrenPeace? I got some questions for 'im. He got a suspicious interest in keys, don't he now? Askin' me fer the spare key for the Cap'n's cabin, and now poor Cap'n is DEAD!!  

 

And I be lookin' for that Britworth-Jones, too. He been showin' an unnatural interest in the booty ledger, if you ask me. 

 

 

 

 

 

Ye looking for me wench? I shall be back when I return from picking up supplies from the next town and shiver your timbered leg and all that

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
 

Ye looking for me wench? I shall be back when I return from picking up supplies from the next town and shiver your timbered leg and all that

Wench!?!   How DARE you!! I'm no wench (although I may be a bit confused sometimes). Why, I'll beat you over the head with that "timbered leg" if you come close enough!

 

I just think your interest in that thar booty ledger is mighty interestin'. What do you need it for??

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ni hao

I am yu lie (Lee) - i am a doctor and expert in chemicals  -yan tung xining - as you know i keep  my key to my chemicals in a small cabin - it disappeared - Iwas just about to tell the capn' when yung xuiong - it re-appeared

some body stole the key and replaced it

you scyrvy currs - 

black spot be on one of you arrrrrrrrrrrrrr tung arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yangy tangy hung

ni jia hao

Yu lie ... When you have time, could you tell me this?

 

You say the key to your Chemicals re-appeared, where did you keep your key?

AND

Was anything taken from you small cabin??

 

It might be important. Toa Chie Yu Lie

James
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Wench!?!   How DARE you!! I'm no wench (although I may be a bit confused sometimes). Why, I'll beat you over the head with that "timbered leg" if you come close enough!

 

I just think your interest in that thar booty ledger is mighty interestin'. What do you need it for??

 

 

 

There be some rough looking woman about these docks, I'm sorry I made that mistake

 

Matey, my interest in the booty ledger was purely to find out why out the shares in our prize money aint been very much of late In fact it's been very meagre, I had to take to the card tables 

 

 

Arrr me hearty and all that!

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Matey, my interest in the booty ledger was purely to find out why out the shares in our prize money aint been very much of late In fact it's been very meagre, I had to take to the card tables 

Yarr!! That be how Eave got in to debt with ye eh?

With such meagre pickings, I wonders how she ever planned to pay Ye off?

Ensign Muf
Originally Posted by ッmufッ:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Matey, my interest in the booty ledger was purely to find out why out the shares in our prize money aint been very much of late In fact it's been very meagre, I had to take to the card tables 

Yarr!! That be how Eave got in to debt with ye eh?

With such meagre pickings, I wonders how she ever planned to pay Ye off?

 

 

I be wondering the same thing and you be a stowayway muf?

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye cap,n trusted me - ye are all jellus of m'standing with  the cap'n

 

nag shun wanin

 

I'm not jealous of your warrant Yu Lie and you still have not said what it's for.... secretive ye are

 

and I wish you people would show a little respect to me, a man of my standing deserves it

 

 

Ye bilge rat and stuff

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
 
 

Actually Muf be the ships idiot and my cousin who I sent down 'ere to ta get me some more grog 

 

*smacks Muf round the ear*

 

 

*& LOLOLOL's*

 

He be slipping into that role easily Barnie

And speaking of cousins, did I ever mention that my other cousin Mingus works as a secretary  to the Duke of Devonshire in London?

 

Funnily enough, when I asked him about You, he hadn't heard of any Lancelot Britworth-Jones as heirs to the fortune; but he knew a Lance Jones who worked in the Dukes stables!!

 

Seems that you've been shovelling crap both there and here 

 

So what's the story Lancey boy?? Pirate9d.gif

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Oy, git away from meh, Barnie! I'll not be swabbin' any decks! I'm the ship's surgeon after all! I've earned mah stripes since startin' as carpenter, 'aven't I?? 

Carpenter eh?!?

 

So you'd be knowing how to make a copy of a key eh? A copy of key to , lets say...the Cap'n cabin door? 

How much had you been offered for one of them?

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
 

And speaking of cousins, did I ever mention that my other cousin Mingus works as a secretary  to the Duke of Devonshire in London?

 

Funnily enough, when I asked him about You, he hadn't heard of any Lancelot Britworth-Jones as heirs to the fortune; but he knew a Lance Jones who worked in the Dukes stables!!

 

Seems that you've been shovelling crap both there and here 

 

So what's the story Lancey boy?? Pirate9d.gif

 

Aye you be right Barnie, I've been caught out in a little white lie

 

I be ithe Dukes footman.... standing behind that flee ridden horse all day and night, I deserved better

 

 

*go walk the plank and stuff*

 

 

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
 
 

 

Aye you be right Barnie, I've been caught out in a little white lie

 

I be ithe Dukes footman.... standing behind that flee ridden horse all day and night, I deserved better

 

 

*go walk the plank and stuff*

 

 

I be the one that be giving the orders round 'ere unless you want to be scraping the barn'cles offa the keel  

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

I be the one that be giving the orders round 'ere unless you want to be scraping the barn'cles offa the keel  

 

ye scurvy dog, this ship be going nowhere for a while, so I'll not be taking your orders

 

 

*stop shouting at me ye bilge rat*

 

and I read that as scraping the barnicles on your knees

Deanna Troi

Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
Not tha' Cap'n B knew I was girl.  Aye, if he'd known I'd 'av been forced to walk th' plank for sure!

 

Girls are bad luck see.   Th' pirate world is full o' misogynistic types. It's all buxom beauty this..... wanna come t'cabin to see me 10 inch plank that.

Yarr! Did I ever tell ye how pretty Ye look in that pink bow Eve?

 

Cmd William T Riker

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