Vi Brator....Hic!....Yu Lie be a one to watch!...Hic! Burp!....
I seen er throw magical potions into the eye of a mighty storm...Hic!....to calm the winds, I am sure she is into that there witchery..Hic!
*****A serving Wench, looks at me across the crowded bar with deep love in her eyes.....and comes over to refill me flagon*****
Hic!
Vi Brator.....I seen an 'eard many a strange thing in me life.....but that Yu Lie, she be the strangest.....I once saw er sitting with a strange glazed look....singing an eeeeeeeerie song towards the sea, only to see 3 Dolphins jump out of the depths to look at her spellbound.....
She has the witchery alright! ....Hic!.....I reckons she had the witchery over poor old Captain Black......Hic!
*****Falls off bar stool*****
Hic!
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
*****A serving Wench, looks at me across the crowded bar with deep love in her eyes.....and comes over to refill me flagon*****
Hic!
Rusty, this here statement takes the credibility out of dang near anything else ye might be sayin'. 
I know love when I sees it Gayle Force.....Hic!....
"Another Flagon Wench"
***Picks up poster off floor, brushes off ale soaked sawdust, ahhh a campaign for governor of Freetown***
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
I been a goin' through me notes (again) and have a question for both Gayle Force and Yu Lie. Yu Lie claims to be a doctor and a chemical expert. Now if she be a Doctor, why would Inky have asked Gayle to take on the medical role as well? Surely someone with the brilliance that Yu Lie be claimin' ter have could have managed a bit of surgery, especially with all them there chamicals and potions to help her?
wmaM TANG HO NAUI
i know ye nothing about this
ye relations with ye cap'n were strained of late
ye meddling fraud windy bot
ye is ye mysterious protector of ye Chinese medicine - ye skills are renowned - ye ye has looked after Emperors and empresses kings and queens
one of ye prisoners i was guarding dropped ye note
nai yung nai hain jun tain gai
and ye warren peace ye is a fraud a murderer
wanna yang ting nai oin yang guaiwiewie
I get ye grog - Ye be back - look out ye peace
*jumps in nearest barrel*
Yu Lie, what were ye discussing with Longshank's chinese cook down by the docks? Brassy mentioned it last night, she said the conversation seemed a little heatd?
This Longshank fella......touting for votes....rumour as it e as is eye on the seas, set on capturing the 'ead of the Caribbean pirates sailing the local seas ....... Who is servicing im with information?..
And the Captain dead!.....Don't say he died for the sake of votes!!!!
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Yu Lie, what were ye discussing with Longshank's chinese cook down by the docks? Brassy mentioned it last night, she said the conversation seemed a little heatd?
ye gibberty gossips
wanan nai oop ving
Well if ye must know my uncle hung lo lives in New york and can help me to use ye savings wisely to set up ye restaurant
Ye is fed up with piracy - ye is too intelligent and know too much about ye medicine
ye is restless and ye will go at the first opportunity way from ye high seas ye want s to make ye lots of money
ye specialty ye be sharks fin soup and chicken dumplings
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
put in ye pipe and smoke it
ye am ye mysterious yu Lie - do not ye underestimate me
Now, I be assumin that everybody be assumin' that this be from that Carrey cretin, but supposin' it ain't?
Trallaaagggh!
I be assuming that it be written by Lancey boy.. 
and ye might be assuming wrong bilge rat
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
***Picks up poster off floor, brushes off ale soaked sawdust, ahhh a campaign for governor of Freetown***
*holds Rusty up and tries to make sense of his jibberish and Yu Lie's too* 
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
ye gibberty gossips
wanan nai oop ving
Well if ye must know my uncle hung lo lives in New york and can help me to use ye savings wisely to set up ye restaurant
Ye is fed up with piracy - ye is too intelligent and know too much about ye medicine
ye is restless and ye will go at the first opportunity way from ye high seas ye want s to make ye lots of money
ye specialty ye be sharks fin soup and chicken dumplings
so you not be arguing?
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
Vi Brator....Hic!....Yu Lie be a one to watch!...Hic! Burp!....
I seen er throw magical potions into the eye of a mighty storm...Hic!....to calm the winds, I am sure she is into that there witchery..Hic!
Was ye sober when ye imagined seen this Rusty?
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
ye gibberty gossips
wanan nai oop ving
Well if ye must know my uncle hung lo lives in New york and can help me to use ye savings wisely to set up ye restaurant
Ye is fed up with piracy - ye is too intelligent and know too much about ye medicine
ye is restless and ye will go at the first opportunity way from ye high seas ye want s to make ye lots of money
ye specialty ye be sharks fin soup and chicken dumplings
so you not be arguing?
no ye not arguing - ye didn't want the competition - ye is a fantastic cook - ye be jealous that is all
ye men are ye a magnate to me - ye is gorujuss and mysterious
yna hi pin ying tong xiexie
Barnie - yr 'ave 20 guineas on ye head
and warren peace - what business did ye ' ave with ye captain's log???
Ye scurvy rats cowlick
ni hao hajng nu shio gei wo liu hua?????????
****Gets out squeeze box, gets wench with love in her eyes to refill me flagon, squeezes and ****
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Yu Lies busy planning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Yu Lies busy scheming!
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Watch for Yu Lie singing!
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Barnie - yr 'ave 20 guineas on ye head
and warren peace - what business did ye ' ave with ye captain's log???
Ye scurvy rats cowlick
ni hao hajng nu shio gei wo liu hua?????????
Now that does not suprise me about Barnie, what be the reward for 
What ye know about Warren and the Captains log YuLie?
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
****Gets out squeeze box, gets wench with love in her eyes to refill me flagon, squeezes and ****
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Yu Lies busy planning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Yu Lies busy scheming!
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Watch for Yu Lie singing!
Rusty, what exactly makes you not trust Yu Lies? You seem to know ,pre that what yer saying, spit it out man
*not that anyone on board this ship can be trusted*
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
****Gets out squeeze box, gets wench with love in her eyes to refill me flagon, squeezes and ****
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Yu Lies busy planning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Yu Lies busy scheming!
shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Watch for Yu Lie singing!
nai yang chung hai hao ni pinyin
A feeling in me gizzard Jonsey, a feeling in me gizzard.......Hic!
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
A feeling in me gizzard Jonesy, a feeling in me gizzard.......Hic!
Hic!.....is there an echo in this ere bar?
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
Hic!.....is there an echo in this ere bar?
I think ye could be right Rusty 
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Barnie - yr 'ave 20 guineas on ye head
and warren peace - what business did ye ' ave with ye captain's log???
Ye scurvy rats cowlick
ni hao hajng nu shio gei wo liu hua?????????
Now that does not suprise me about Barnie, what be the reward for
What ye know about Warren and the Captains log YuLie?
ye peeked at it in ye chaos even though ye out of bounds but ye capn trusted ye even though i was scared of ye curse who read ye pages uninvited
As ye opened ye log a red feather flitted to ye floor which ye was caught between ye pages - I recognized it at ye once
IT WAS WARREN PEACES FAVOURITE WRITING QUILL - wanna yang hai hung lo nai hao
shortly after ye log went missing - ye never seen it since
where is ye log Warren peace????
wman tanb xieixie hai lo hai yung hai
that Eave ho - ye be another dodgy one
grog calls
wanan hai wnan hai*bows*
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
that Eave ho - ye be another dodgy one
ye gone fer grog and left us with this snippet
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
ye peeked at it in ye chaos even though ye out of bounds but ye capn trusted ye even though i was scared of ye curse who read ye pages uninvited
As ye opened ye log a red feather flitted to ye floor which ye was caught between ye pages - I recognized it at ye once
IT WAS WARREN PEACES FAVOURITE WRITING QUILL - wanna yang hai hung lo nai hao
shortly after ye log went missing - ye never seen it since
where is ye log Warren peace????
wman tanb xieixie hai lo hai yung hai
Oi Warren me matey, think ye need to be doing some explainin'
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
ye gibberty gossips
wanan nai oop ving
Well if ye must know my uncle hung lo lives in New york and can help me to use ye savings wisely to set up ye restaurant
Ye is fed up with piracy - ye is too intelligent and know too much about ye medicine
ye is restless and ye will go at the first opportunity way from ye high seas ye want s to make ye lots of money
ye specialty ye be sharks fin soup and chicken dumplings
so you not be arguing?
no ye not arguing - ye didn't want the competition - ye is a fantastic cook - ye be jealous that is all
ye men are ye a magnate to me - ye is gorujuss and mysterious
yna hi pin ying tong xiexie
Methinks Yu Lie took her English course on the internet.
Noooooooooooo, please don't ask Warren Peace 'bout 'is quill......we could be ere for eternity!
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Methinks Yu Lie took her English course on the internet.
Me thinks if she paid for the lessons, she be robbed
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
Noooooooooooo, please don't ask Warren Peace 'bout 'is quill......we could be ere for eternity!
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Argghh!
I'm here, I'm here. You lot have questions? Ask away. I ain't got nawt to hide!
Methinks there are a couple o' questions to be asked of some of ye, as well:
Yo, Oakley! The night afore Cap'n's unfortunate demise, I spotted signal flags on the mast, and I made a note t' look 'em up (since I don't know much aboot flags, doncha know). Now that I know what they be meanin', I'm asking ye who ye were signalin', since I saw ye a'climbin' down the mast wit' th' verrry same flags tucked into yer smock.
Ye were clearly signalin' another ship to keep clear, maintain position, and stay outta th' harbor. What be the meanin' of that?? Answer me straight or I be performin' a "medical procedure" on ye.
That verrrry same night, I saw BJ sneakin' outta da Cap'n's cabin wit' a mysterious package tucked into his jerkin. He's yet to answer how he came by a key to the Cap'n's cabin....let alone what he was carryin' outta there.
Dohhhahhh I have not been well
what do ye make yer rum from an this god forsakenship.
So Gayle you rumbled me little plan to send a message for help to a far off fleet.. Not much I can say to that, other than I could have killed 2 birds with one stone as they say, one being the Blackbird... A risky move by me which needed a lot of luck to succeed.
Goes and throw's up over the side....
Sorry ...
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
put in ye pipe and smoke it
ye am ye mysterious yu Lie - do not ye underestimate me
Now, I be assumin that everybody be assumin' that this be from that Carrey cretin, but supposin' it ain't?
Hmmm a well penned note, Written by an educated personage , wonder who it was?
Well one thing is certain. If it is on this ship it failed to achieve it's purpose. That much is certain.
Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
and why would you be going there Eave? You have a map to get there and would it happen to be the map that everyone else seems interested in findin' ?
Oh ... I'm sorry. Were you all looking for it?
Where's me manners. 
'ere ya go....
So...ye can all see why I wanna know how comes Barnie can recite the map details in his sleep! Seeing as he claims he ain't seen it before.
THE MAP!!!
(((Shudders))))
Ohh that brings back a bad memory...
Twas on the day of his murder...I just happened to be on the Poop Deck when Cap'n Black come to examine his charts.. A foul moody was he in.. He turned on me brandishing his dagger and pushed me up against the Taff Rail. "You be spying on me and be in cahoots with that Eave Hoe!!" He screamed. He believed Eave had stolen a map from him and for some reason thought I was in on it?? I only just managed to get away by appealing to his captaincy and suggested it wa time to take the noon sightings...
So Eave did have the map..!!
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Now, I be assumin that everybody be assumin' that this be from that Carrey cretin, but supposin' it ain't?
Hmmm a well penned note, Written by an educated personage , wonder who it was?
Well one thing is certain. If it is on this ship it failed to achieve it's purpose. That much is certain.
well that rules most of the crew out.... though Warren be the writer
