Ah have neveh been so offended in all mah life. You make me sound so verreh heartless and Ah am not. Ah have only eveh wanted the best for mahself, that is all. And when you look at the lengths this sordid lot were prepared to go to to get there filthy hands on that treasure, then they are far worse than me. All Ah eveh did was take what Ah felt Ah had paid for.

put in ye pipe and smoke it

ye am ye mysterious yu Lie - do not ye underestimate me

Now, I be assumin that everybody be assumin' that this be from that Carrey cretin, but supposin' it ain't?

Think it be from Longshanks Vi me darlin' but to who and how Yu Lie..ing toad got it off is anyone's guess

Yarrrgh!!

I am the best sailor aboard! 

If I'd gitten Yo lily livered dawgs behind me I would have thrown t' cap'n ow'er board and run this bucket the way she should be run! 

Oh bugger. I be having too much rum.

WARREN recited all the details in his sleep

but ye didn't Barnie and ye probably took matters into yer on hands...ye be as low as the ships rat

Graaaaggh!!

Rumours like that'll get a man keel hauled Eave 

The Cap'n liked a bedtime story before bed (obviously ), and I am the only one on board this ship who is smart enough to read, and cute enough to look at through bedtime squinty eyes. So he chose me specially for the job

Ah must talk to Mr Force soon, Ah have things to discuss with him and Ah have heard rumours about how he made money from the sufferin' of the sick. But Ah have a proposition for you, Mr Force, that Ah think you maht like.

I have to go now but I'll be back to ask that Force some questions and Barnie answer my question from a while back will ye about the Cap'n and Forcy aiming to slip ye a Mickie Finn and the like 

Still higher than you then ya navy scum dawg!! 

Ah neveh thought in a million years that Ah would say this, but Ah can back you up there Mr Peace. Darlin' ol' Inky had told me that he planned to leave Barnie on an island in the middle of nowhere as well. He feared a mutiny and Barnie has somethin' of a reputation for mutiny Ah hear.

Ah neveh thought in a million years that Ah would say this, but Ah can back you up there Mr Peace. Darlin' ol' Inky had told me that he planned to leave Barnie on an island in the middle of nowhere as well. He feared a mutiny and Barnie has somethin' of a reputation for mutiny Ah hear.

we be all ears Brassy...ye gods, this is confusing

Well, Ah heard that Mr Forcs had been a chargin' the prisoners for his services when he was a seein' to them after a battle. Ah also heard that some of those prisoners had complained about this and Mr Force said it was a necessary as he was so poorly paid. So it would appear that maybe he had money worries too.

Mahnd you, if Mr Force is acceptable to mah offer that Ah am about to make, Ah am sure his money worries would soon be over. Ah would be happy to use mah considerable influence in the town to secure you, Mr Force, premises from which to practise once you are qualified. Ah do so admore a man who wants to better himself. After all, don't we all want the best for ourselves?

Now, I be assumin that everybody be assumin' that this be from that Carrey cretin, but supposin' it ain't?

We all have money worries Brassy, but what 'appened to old Windy's Hippotamus's oath Why would you be wanting to fund old Windy?

Where is Barnie, he needs to be answerin' some of Warren's questions...bet he's gettin' pissed with his bessy mate muf

What oath? They swear no oath til they are qualified, Ah am sure of it? And he was not the ships doctor originally as Ah recall, merely the carpenter, so he would still need to train.

So why fund a fake doctor that could turn out to be a complete failure

Maybe because Ah believe he could be good? Ah can't really explain it at the moment (maybe the next round will clarify it for us all ).

Where is Barnie, he needs to be answerin' some of Warren's questions...bet he's gettin' pissed with his bessy mate muf

draaaagggh!

I answers to no man!! 

I be fair jiggered ternight, I hear the grog a callin' me name and who be I ter refuse it? 

Lance, yer know where ter find me, oil yerself up an' head on over when yer ready 

*applies wd40 and crosses chest* nite me hearties and wish me luck

Ah must talk to Mr Force soon, Ah have things to discuss with him and Ah have heard rumours about how he made money from the sufferin' of the sick. But Ah have a proposition for you, Mr Force, that Ah think you maht like.

I have to go now but I'll be back to ask that Force some questions and Barnie answer my question from a while back will ye about the Cap'n and Forcy aiming to slip ye a Mickie Finn and the like 

Well, Ah heard that Mr Forcs had been a chargin' the prisoners for his services when he was a seein' to them after a battle. Ah also heard that some of those prisoners had complained about this and Mr Force said it was a necessary as he was so poorly paid. So it would appear that maybe he had money worries too.

Mahnd you, if Mr Force is acceptable to mah offer that Ah am about to make, Ah am sure his money worries would soon be over. Ah would be happy to use mah considerable influence in the town to secure you, Mr Force, premises from which to practise once you are qualified. Ah do so admore a man who wants to better himself. After all, don't we all want the best for ourselves?

I be looking forward t' hearin' it

Ye should never forget the killer crabs. That way lies an embarrassing trip to the ships doctor.

I been a goin' through me notes (again) and have a question for both Gayle Force and Yu Lie. Yu Lie claims to be a doctor and a chemical expert. Now if she be a Doctor, why would Inky have asked Gayle to take on the medical role as well? Surely someone with the brilliance that Yu Lie be claimin' ter have could have managed a bit of surgery, especially with all them there chamicals and potions to help her?