I had nay reason t' spy lassie, ye be th' talk o' th' taverns. Ye`re character be examined o'er many a tavern table

One has to admit I am no scurvey dog.. Powders nose...

*Stomps on to the deck*

What ye' scurvy dogs doing millin' around when thar be swabbing t' be done!!

Was nay me

*am I a Scottish pirate?*

Was nay me

Cap'n Black was a good 'un. Helped me find me feet on th' Blackbird he did. I ran a'way from home see, want'd to be a pirate so bad. An' I 'ad to work 'arder than th' others! Had to prove me worth, me not 'aving th' right equipment in me pants an' that.  

Not tha' Cap'n B knew I was girl.  Aye, if he'd known I'd 'av been forced to walk th' plank for sure!

Girls are bad luck see.   Th' pirate world is full o' misogynistic types. It's all buxom beauty this..... wanna come t'cabin to see me 10 inch plank that.

You lie Yu Lie   actually you tell the truth I did tend to disappear     I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

The C'pns dead, I feel a "Spike" tune coming on.......****gets out squeeze box****

SWABBING!! Me? You waste my talentsGood sir! I shall go and count the cannon balls. 

Oh Mr Peace, don't play the innocent with me. Ah know ol' Inky had told you to leave him alone or it would be the plank for you and that book of yours, he trusted you not one little bit, he thought you were always following him, he just wanted some space away from you and that nose of yours.

And what are they sayin' about little ol' me then? Ah refuse to enter those establishments and Ah can't believe that a man of your standing does.

A quartermaster for King George were ya? I knew somethin' didna add up wi' ye Carry.

What be ya doin' on a lowly shipmate ship? Ye're a bit well qualified fer this pirate lark aren't ye? How come ya didna jump ship th' second ye had th' chance, an' find yerself a better, more upmarket shipmatey ship? 'eh?

*spies Carry all suspicious like*

Mam please   I only followed the Capt'n because he was going to be a protagonist in my novel - it was just research I assure you 

This book is going to be a best seller and I'm going to make a name for myself - thinking of which, Warren Peace is a great title name for it don't you think?    I'm planning on setting it on a distant country with lots of battles, murder and mayhem to make it exciting and keep all my devoted readers riveted.  There's just one stumbling block - I haven't written very much so far and if this murder thing drags out, I won't be writing it any time soon 

Well, well, Barnie Caul, there you are. Oh how Ah wish dear ol' Inky had got rid of you earlier. He had had enough of your bullyin' ways and the constant talk of mutineh from the crew was enough to convince him you had to go. He planned to leave you marrooned on the next desert island you came across. Now he will never get the chance. The crew hate you and Inky hated you, you sre nothin' but a vile bulleh.

Eave - I found there be a lot of advantages to being next to the Cap'n of a pirate ship. Old Blackie recognised I was special I saw no reason to run when I could fill me chest with gold first.

. wanna come t'cabin to see me 10 inch plank that.

And which particular crew member said that? I can feel a thorough probin' comin' on....

    I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

So why did ye stay on board then? if ye hate it so much, ye could 'ave gone back to bein' an ol' landlubber.

They jus' spake about yer eagerness t' board th' ship when she docked an' how ye an' th' Cap`n locked yourselves away in his quarters nay t' be disturbed fer an hour or more. I be a man`s man lassie, I enjoy`s me grog, I also kept me ears open t' find th' quickest way t' get aft homeport, t' live th' life I be accustomed t' since me unfortunate turn o' luck

Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:

. wanna come t'cabin to see me 10 inch plank that.

 

And which particular crew member said that? I can feel a thorough probin' comin' on....

Oh Yeah?? Well keep your Probing Dagger to yourself around me.!!

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

    I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

 

So why did ye stay on board then? if ye hate it so much, ye could 'ave gone back to bein' an ol' landlubber.

I have my reasons I'm just not sure I should reveal them at this moment 

ni hao

I am yu lie (Lee) - i am a doctor and expert in chemicals  -yan tung xining - as you know i keep  my key to my chemicals in a small cabin - it disappeared - Iwas just about to tell the capn' when yung xuiong - it re-appeared

some body stole the key and replaced it

you scyrvy currs - 

black spot be on one of you arrrrrrrrrrrrrr tung arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yangy tangy hung

ni jia hao

So, ye be thinkin' ya th' Cap'n now do ye Barnie?

I'll have ye know if anyone be th' new Cap'n of th' Blackbird, it be me! I be th' most talented pirate on this 'ere ship!

I be th' one up the tall masts in all weathers! I be th' fastest sail reefer o' th' Blackbird! Anythin' you can do, I can do better ya bilge rat.

Don't be tryin' to bully anyone inta doin' ya biddin' ya scurvy old dog!

We've all seen th' posters around Freetown! Ye head has a 20 guinea prize on it, an' any more o'ya trash talk and I be turnin' ye in.

Maybe I be turnin' ye in anyways.Tis a bit suspicious like, ye're known fer leadin' a mutiny on yer last boat "The Revenge", killed th' Cap'n an' his first mate by all accounts. Maybe history be repeatin' itself on th' Blackbird? Ya scallywag!

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

    I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

 

So why did ye stay on board then? if ye hate it so much, ye could 'ave gone back to bein' an ol' landlubber.

Warren peace - yang pah - not to be trusted

wo hen goaxing gen ni

Just how far are ye prepared to take yon research then? Would ye commit a murder for research purposes??

i am zoo worried  - nowhere much left to keep the gunpowder dry - ni yung xianing

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

    I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

 

So why did ye stay on board then? if ye hate it so much, ye could 'ave gone back to bein' an ol' landlubber.

I have my reasons I'm just not sure I should reveal them at this moment 

Well I shall be a watchin' ye, just ye put one foot wrong, I dare ye.

Well as it happens I did have a reason for staying on the ship but given what has happened it might be wiser to keep schtum 

Ye'll be doing what I tell ye or ye'll be  gettin' a taste of the cat  

Well, Miss Silverbrass, just what be ye doin' with the Cap'n in his cabin fer an hour? If it be what I think it be, then ye have lower standards than me, and I ne'er thought that were possible.

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

    I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

 

So why did ye stay on board then? if ye hate it so much, ye could 'ave gone back to bein' an ol' landlubber.

I have my reasons I'm just not sure I should reveal them at this moment 

 

Well I shall be a watchin' ye, just ye put one foot wrong, I dare ye.

nin guixing daming - brator - you is  still shun pest

wo ai ni

jianing ai

Your unfortunate turn of luck.. You cheating card sharp. Three poker games you had me play with you and every one you turned up an ace from no-where!! Here's me ending up owing you eight pieces o' silver and no way to pay you.

Seems strange that when i told the Good Cap'n about your ways he was not happy to say the least.

You didn't tell me he had banned on board gaming!!! Cap'n Black told me not to worry my pretty head.. He was gonna find his own way to deal with the cheating Lancelot Britworth-Jones.

Now he's dead!! My back will not be turned with you around!!

Turns back and walks out.....

Apart from the doctor and chemical expert, do ye have any knowledge of the dark arts at all?

We had that for dinner  last night

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

    I'm a writer not a fighter    I don't actually like being a pirate and being at sea makes me sea sick   I much prefer to find a nice little corner of the ship with a tot of rum and write about what I see - is that so very bad? 

 

So why did ye stay on board then? if ye hate it so much, ye could 'ave gone back to bein' an ol' landlubber.

I have my reasons I'm just not sure I should reveal them at this moment 

 

Well I shall be a watchin' ye, just ye put one foot wrong, I dare ye.

nin guixing daming - brator - you is  still shun pest

wo ai ni

My stuffed parrot talks more sense than ye 

I think a toast be in order fer th' Cap`n 

T' a black-hearted devil who trusted nay one apart from Yu Lie, she be th' only one t' be trusted in his booty room. I bet ye be havin' many a tale t' tell about his jewels an' dubloon lassie, I would be havin' a peak in thar myself, but th' Cap`n only trusted ye. 
Lift yer tankards an' toast th' old fool fer trustin' Yu Lie who fooled th' lad's when she had a warrant ou' fer th' lass' arrest signed by Emperor Wun Too Hi himelf. 
Too th' old fool *slugs*

I feel faint... I must retire to my Hammock. Grabs bottle of the Cap'ns Rum on the way out.

warren peace hung tang shun

what did you want from the captain ???

jian mia tang shung

scurvy curr - were you thinking of basing a character from the book on him??

Ye not th' only one who owes tha' blaggard pieces o' silver Carry   Seven pieces I owe 'im me'sel.

Maybe now ou' merry little crew are likely to disband he will let us off 'eh?

I be thinkin' of handin' ole Barnie ov'r to th' Governor of Freetown....... earnin' me'sel a few guineas? Ye up fer a round a poker?

I need to check on my chemicals

grabs rum

We ate ol' pusskins?  I shall have ye fer the murrderr of poor pusskins, ye scurvy tart.

Raises bottle " Aye to Good King George , King of England... Hic!!