Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Lance, have we boarded the Marie Celeste tonight?
looks like we have lassie, those not wanting to be open must have something to hide 
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Don't you worry now Sophie, I would not waste my bile on you Prancealot makes a better target, I couldnt miss!
Speaking of Yu Lie.. It was her from whom I extracted me snippet.
Somehow i understood what she said?? Amazing what Rum can do for ye eh?
She was prattling on about her strong desire to give up her life of piracy and expressing her deep wish to start up a Chinese restaurant and then start a family.
Now just where do you think she was planning on getting the funds to do that.
I never got a chance to ask her she seems to forget the ability to speaky thy Kings tongue...
Ye'll not get a answer from her, or at least one ye can make sense of 
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Don't you worry now Sophie, I would not waste my bile on you Prancealot makes a better target, I couldnt miss!
Speaking of Yu Lie.. It was her from whom I extracted me snippet.
Somehow i understood what she said?? Amazing what Rum can do for ye eh?
She was prattling on about her strong desire to give up her life of piracy and expressing her deep wish to start up a Chinese restaurant and then start a family.
Now just where do you think she was planning on getting the funds to do that.
I never got a chance to ask her she seems to forget the ability to speaky thy Kings tongue...
Ye'll not get a answer from her, or at least one ye can make sense of
We shall have to work together on her then Prancy.. Perhaps you Sophie and myself can achieve a miracle 
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Ye'll not get a answer from her, or at least one ye can make sense of
We shall have to work together on her then Prancy.. Perhaps you Sophie and myself can achieve a miracle
we'll need one, I tell ye
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
She was prattling on about her strong desire to give up her life of piracy and expressing her deep wish to start up a Chinese restaurant and then start a family.
Now just where do you think she was planning on getting the funds to do that.
I never got a chance to ask her she seems to forget the ability to speaky thy Kings tongue...
Well. well Carry, it is verreh funny that you say that because Ah saw the odd one a talkin' to someone who Ah know for a fact is a cook for Lord Longshanks and Ah am sure that it can't be a coincidence that this cook is Chinese too. Ah wonder.....
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
I got loads of rats, and ye and Brassy included...I need to be getting the King
*Should we three go ot Inky's quarters and break out his wine*?
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
She was prattling on about her strong desire to give up her life of piracy and expressing her deep wish to start up a Chinese restaurant and then start a family.
Now just where do you think she was planning on getting the funds to do that.
I never got a chance to ask her she seems to forget the ability to speaky thy Kings tongue...
Well. well Carry, it is verreh funny that you say that because Ah saw the odd one a talkin' to someone who Ah know for a fact is a cook for Lord Longshanks and Ah am sure that it can't be a coincidence that this cook is Chinese too. Ah wonder.....
The Chinese Noodle Soup thickens 
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
I got loads of rats, and ye and Nrassy included...I need to be getting the King
*Should we three go ot Inky's quarters and break out his wine*?
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
I got loads of rats, and ye and Nrassy included...I need to be getting the King
*Should we three go ot Inky's quarters and break out his wine*?
Who is this Nrassy? Has that stupid detective creature missed a suspect? If she exercised her brains as much as her pelvic muscles, she would be dangerous.
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
I got loads of rats, and ye and Nrassy included...I need to be getting the King
*Should we three go ot Inky's quarters and break out his wine*?
Who is this Nrassy? Has that stupid detective creature missed a suspect? If she exercised her brains as much as her pelvic muscles, she would be dangerous.
I edited ye bugga 
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
Ah'll have a rummage with you Lance, Ah know his cabin quite well and didn't the Surgeon/Carpenter feller say somethin' about a secret door in darlin' ol' Inky's desk or is mah brain rememberin' things that didn't happen?
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
I got loads of rats, and ye and Nrassy included...I need to be getting the King
*Should we three go ot Inky's quarters and break out his wine*?
Who is this Nrassy? Has that stupid detective creature missed a suspect? If she exercised her brains as much as her pelvic muscles, she would be dangerous.
I edited ye bugga
Not quickly enough
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
I hope you are not hoping to find your clues down my bodice Sir!!
Even so The chance of finding a clue or 2 with you has a certain charm to it..
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Remember what I said about the nature if The Cap'ns death. There be a rat on board and I have my suspicions.
Of course i could be barking up the wrong mast.. This i need to explore.
I got loads of rats, and ye and Nrassy included...I need to be getting the King
*Should we three go ot Inky's quarters and break out his wine*?
Who is this Nrassy? Has that stupid detective creature missed a suspect? If she exercised her brains as much as her pelvic muscles, she would be dangerous.
I edited ye bugga
Not quickly enough
The quill is slower than the keyboard LOL
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
Ah'll have a rummage with you Lance, Ah know his cabin quite well and didn't the Surgeon/Carpenter feller say somethin' about a secret door in darlin' ol' Inky's desk or is mah brain rememberin' things that didn't happen?
yer on lassie, we have to try and find out what we can, as the crew don't seem to want to be letting out on themselves
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
I hope you are not hoping to find your clues down my bodice Sir!!
Even so The chance of finding a clue or 2 with you has a certain charm to it..
Oi yer scurvy spy, yer touch him and I'll have the contents of yer bodice chopped off and passed over ter Yu Lie's chef mate fer dishin' up ter the peasants. 
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
I edited ye bugga
Not quickly enough
The quill is slower than the keyboard LOL
for that...guilty...next
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
Ah'll have a rummage with you Lance, Ah know his cabin quite well and didn't the Surgeon/Carpenter feller say somethin' about a secret door in darlin' ol' Inky's desk or is mah brain rememberin' things that didn't happen?
yer on lassie, we have to try and find out what we can, as the crew don't seem to want to be letting out on themselves
If yer find anythin' will yer let me know? I can't be a bothered ter look and I'm darn sure I can be trustin' yer with Snotty Sophie, her drawers are probably padlocked anyways.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
I hope you are not hoping to find your clues down my bodice Sir!!
Even so The chance of finding a clue or 2 with you has a certain charm to it..
Oi yer scurvy spy, yer touch him and I'll have the contents of yer bodice chopped off and passed over ter Yu Lie's chef mate fer dishin' up ter the peasants.
Vi oh why Vi me Jolly Todger is yours lassie, take no notice of the frozen faced old wench...she be jealous cos you have the moves baby that phrase will be in fashion one of these days, ye mark my words
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
If yer find anythin' will yer let me know? I can't be a bothered ter look and I'm darn sure I can be trustin' yer with Snotty Sophie, her drawers are probably padlocked anyways.
I won't be going without you lassie.... I think that Brassy just wants a bunk and a hunk
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
I hope you are not hoping to find your clues down my bodice Sir!!
Even so The chance of finding a clue or 2 with you has a certain charm to it..
Oi yer scurvy spy, yer touch him and I'll have the contents of yer bodice chopped off and passed over ter Yu Lie's chef mate fer dishin' up ter the peasants.
Listen to the looser squirm at a little competition. Whats the matter Vi? Scared that a real woman might show the good sir the true pleasures of a refined coupling. I might just let my fingers do the talking
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Listen to the looser squirm at a little competition. Whats the matter Vi? Scared that a real woman might show the good sir the true pleasures of a refined coupling. I might just let my fingers do the talking
refined coupling.... Give me Vi's sighs anyday.... and the odd scream or 20
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
I hope you are not hoping to find your clues down my bodice Sir!!
Even so The chance of finding a clue or 2 with you has a certain charm to it..
Oi yer scurvy spy, yer touch him and I'll have the contents of yer bodice chopped off and passed over ter Yu Lie's chef mate fer dishin' up ter the peasants.
Listen to the looser squirm at a little competition. Whats the matter Vi? Scared that a real woman might show the good sir the true pleasures of a refined coupling. I might just let my fingers do the talking
Yer do that and yer fingers will be a joinin' yer not very heavin' bosom in the house special chow mein.
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
If yer find anythin' will yer let me know? I can't be a bothered ter look and I'm darn sure I can be trustin' yer with Snotty Sophie, her drawers are probably padlocked anyways.
I won't be going without you lassie.... I think that Brassy just wants a bunk and a hunk
Seems like the ladies be a throwin' themselves at yer ternight Lover Boy!
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
An invitation with Merit Sir but with my stomach as it is I shall have to decline tonight.. Hold the thought though...
We could look for clues or something
If I have another early night, Vi will be the death of me I tell ye
I hope you are not hoping to find your clues down my bodice Sir!!
Even so The chance of finding a clue or 2 with you has a certain charm to it..
Oi yer scurvy spy, yer touch him and I'll have the contents of yer bodice chopped off and passed over ter Yu Lie's chef mate fer dishin' up ter the peasants.
Vi oh why Vi me Jolly Todger is yours lassie, take no notice of the frozen faced old wench...she be jealous cos you have the moves baby that phrase will be in fashion one of these days, ye mark my words
Urrrghh! Once again ye disappoint me Prancy. I was giving you a chance to lift your sorry self from the Bilge ye have descended into with that brazzen Vi.
Lust never lasts Sir, Finesse is what yu need to succeed Sir. Mark my words.
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Listen to the looser squirm at a little competition. Whats the matter Vi? Scared that a real woman might show the good sir the true pleasures of a refined coupling. I might just let my fingers do the talking
refined coupling.... Give me Vi's sighs anyday.... and the odd scream or 20
My oooohs and aaaaaahs don't be needin' a translator. Mebbe I should give that Yu Lie some lessons.
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Seems like the ladies be a throwin' themselves at yer ternight Lover Boy!
I be declining me buxom wench.... I be all yours 
And Vi I might just take that knife from between you r yellow teeth and slice a few pounds of flesh from your sorry posterior.. Your threats don't frighten me.
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Urrrghh! Once again ye disappoint me Prancy. I was giving you a chance to lift your sorry self from the Bilge ye have descended into with that brazzen Vi.
Lust never lasts Sir, Finesse is what yu need to succeed Sir. Mark my words.
Vi can brace me mainsail anytime she likes.... life is too short to save yerself wench, only some women with size ten boots and a five o'clock shadow don't have much choice
Ah have no intention of touching Mr Britworth-Jones Ah can assure y'all. Ah am merely interested in solving this awful crime and see poor darlin' ol' Inky's murderer pay.
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Seems like the ladies be a throwin' themselves at yer ternight Lover Boy!
I be declining me buxom wench.... I be all yours
I shall leave you 2 bilge rats to your ruttings then.. I can solve this mystery without your help.. I bid you goodnight.
*Whispers... Thank god sausage britches turned my offer down.. I don't have to pretend I wanted his company now.*
Sophie you would do better by coming with me darling we shall sort this out together.
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
I shall leave you 2 bilge rats to your ruttings then.. I can solve this mystery without your help.. I bid you goodnight.
*Whispers... Thank god sausage britches turned my offer down.. I don't have to pretend I wanted his company now.*
If no one comes shortly it will be me and Vi's turn
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
And Vi I might just take that knife from between you r yellow teeth and slice a few pounds of flesh from your sorry posterior.. Your threats don't frighten me.
Me teeth are not yellow, but yer eyes are lookin' very green from here.
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Sophie you would do better by coming with me darling we shall sort this out together.
Ah am not that way inclined you impertinent wench.
Ah'm sure that time at the Finishin' School for Young Ladies doesn't count
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
And Vi I might just take that knife from between you r yellow teeth and slice a few pounds of flesh from your sorry posterior.. Your threats don't frighten me.
Me teeth are not yellow, but yer eyes are lookin' very green from here.
Awww I'm touched you noticed my lovely emeral green eyes.
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Sophie you would do better by coming with me darling we shall sort this out together.
Ah am not that way inclined you impertinent wench.
Ah'm sure that time at the Finishin' School for Young Ladies doesn't count
Tis your loss S.... Nighty Night..