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Originally Posted by Warren Peace:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

perhaps we should just wait for saw bones to arrive and we'll see   cos I knows the capt'n was sending saw bones for a walk on the plank as soon as the next surgeon arrived 

 

 

I be here, now. Ask away, if'n ye need information from me.

'Tis true about the medical school: it's me dream to help mankind medically speakin' doncha know.

But why would I kill the Cap'n when it be agin' the Hippopotamus Oath for me to harm another?

Medical school   medical school   Are you a real pirate or just one of those pillage idiots?

 

Capt'n Inky said nothing to me about your going to medical school- but there was talk of a short walk up the mid ocean plank for you my boyo and he couldn't replace you soon enough.  Come on ye flea bitten moggy, where were ye really going and why was the Cap'n so keen to replace you or my sword will slice ye from crotch to sternum, ye scurvy cur

 

I knew I be havin' a question fer that Gayle feller. I was under the impression you took the oath once ye be qualified. Now if ye be needin' medical school, then ye not be qualified and ain't really sworn the oath and therefore could be the killer.

 

Yup.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
 
 

 

 

and Sophie Silverbrass be in cahoots with Longshanks.... *strokes chin, crosses legs and winces*


Ah beg your pardon?! Ah have never seen Longshanks' cahoots, so how Ah can be in them with him Ah have no idea.

 

 

You were Longshanks's fence, it might be a better prospect sharing the treasure than flogging you ring all over the docks... sorry, I meant rings and sharing with Longshanks, you couldn't wait to be in his cabin when the shipped docked, things are starting to makes sense Brassy.... *adds Brassy to small...ish list*


Err, Longshanks is the Governor of Freetown and as far as Ah am aware had no cabin on board this ship.

Vi
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

 

I knew I be havin' a question fer that Gayle feller. I was under the impression you took the oath once ye be qualified. Now if ye be needin' medical school, then ye not be qualified and ain't really sworn the oath and therefore could be the killer.

 

Yup.

exactly Ms Vi - Old Forcy had as much chance of going ot medical school as Cap'n Inky has of rising from the dead

FM
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:

*****Stumbles up on deck, with me squeeze box whining as me belly and me bum squeeze it as I fall up the stairs...Hic*****

 

Ye blaggards hic! , nevber, lubbed im, hic!, when e wos alive.......

 

I know e wos an evil liar, an threw many a spotty pirate overboard....but at least he spoke is mind and when push came to shove e would shove! Hic!........

 

You scurvy ridden crew blackened his name, especially  you Carry Oakey, no wonder he found comfort in the bottom in the bottom of a glass Hic!............

 

Raise a glass and drink a toast to the Captain....gawd rest is soul.....

What be ye about young Flintlock - what have ye to say?  It can't be worse than the smell of your breath now can it?

FM
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:

*****Stumbles up on deck, with me squeeze box whining as me belly and me bum squeeze it as I fall up the stairs...Hic*****

 

Ye blaggards hic! , nevber, lubbed im, hic!, when e wos alive.......

 

I know e wos an evil liar, an threw many a spotty pirate overboard....but at least he spoke is mind and when push came to shove e would shove! Hic!........

 

You scurvy ridden crew blackened his name, especially  you Carry Oakey, no wonder he found comfort in the bottom in the bottom of a glass Hic!............

 

Raise a glass and drink a toast to the Captain....gawd rest is soul.....

 

What did that Carry piece do then Rusty? She been a hintin' that she may have warmed more than his dinner fer him.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 

 

 

You were Longshanks's fence, it might be a better prospect sharing the treasure than flogging you ring all over the docks... sorry, I meant rings and sharing with Longshanks, you couldn't wait to be in his cabin when the shipped docked, things are starting to makes sense Brassy.... *adds Brassy to small...ish list*


Err, Longshanks is the Governor of Freetown and as far as Ah am aware had no cabin on board this ship.

 

 

not Longshanks's cabin ye daft mare Inky's cabin, old leegyshanks could have offered to half the treasue with ye and you could have easily looked for the map and bumped old Inky off

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 

 

 

You were Longshanks's fence, it might be a better prospect sharing the treasure than flogging you ring all over the docks... sorry, I meant rings and sharing with Longshanks, you couldn't wait to be in his cabin when the shipped docked, things are starting to makes sense Brassy.... *adds Brassy to small...ish list*


Err, Longshanks is the Governor of Freetown and as far as Ah am aware had no cabin on board this ship.

 

 

not Longshanks's cabin ye daft mare Inky's cabin, old leegyshanks could have offered to half the treasue with ye and you could have easily looked for the map and bumped old Inky off


So, you think Ah killed mah best supplier for a ridiculous treasure map? Why would Ah do that for heaven's sake? Inky kept mah business goin' with his amazin' supply of jewels, why would Ah risk all that for a scrap of parchment?

Vi
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

perhaps we should just wait for saw bones to arrive and we'll see   cos I knows the capt'n was sending saw bones for a walk on the plank as soon as the next surgeon arrived 

 

 

I be here, now. Ask away, if'n ye need information from me.

'Tis true about the medical school: it's me dream to help mankind medically speakin' doncha know.

But why would I kill the Cap'n when it be agin' the Hippopotamus Oath for me to harm another?

Medical school   medical school   Are you a real pirate or just one of those pillage idiots?

 

Capt'n Inky said nothing to me about your going to medical school- but there was talk of a short walk up the mid ocean plank for you my boyo and he couldn't replace you soon enough.  Come on ye flea bitten moggy, where were ye really going and why was the Cap'n so keen to replace you or my sword will slice ye from crotch to sternum, ye scurvy cur

 

I knew I be havin' a question fer that Gayle feller. I was under the impression you took the oath once ye be qualified. Now if ye be needin' medical school, then ye not be qualified and ain't really sworn the oath and therefore could be the killer.

 

Yup.

Argggggh! Ye best be watchin' that tongue o' yourn, lassie!

Of COURSE ye tak' the oath once ye be qualified, but they DO look at yer history, doncha know. T'wouldn't look good if me had a murrrrderrrr on me record, now, would it?

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 

 

 

You were Longshanks's fence, it might be a better prospect sharing the treasure than flogging you ring all over the docks... sorry, I meant rings and sharing with Longshanks, you couldn't wait to be in his cabin when the shipped docked, things are starting to makes sense Brassy.... *adds Brassy to small...ish list*


Err, Longshanks is the Governor of Freetown and as far as Ah am aware had no cabin on board this ship.

 

 

not Longshanks's cabin ye daft mare Inky's cabin, old leegyshanks could have offered to half the treasue with ye and you could have easily looked for the map and bumped old Inky off

 

Well well, when the blood isn't all bein' a concentrated in yer britches, yer quite smart, ain't yer? Old Snotty Sophie here, yer reckon, wanted that map an' all. Hmmmmmmm. But why would she be doin' that fer ol' Longshanks? Any ideas? Quick, afore all the blood heads south again.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass
 
 

 

 

 

not Longshanks's cabin ye daft mare Inky's cabin, old leegyshanks could have offered to half the treasue with ye and you could have easily looked for the map and bumped old Inky off


So, you think Ah killed mah best supplier for a ridiculous treasure map? Why would Ah do that for heaven's sake? Inky kept mah business goin' with his amazin' supply of jewels, why would Ah risk all that for a scrap of parchment?

 

Because Miss Brassy, half the treasure would be worth far more to ye than depending on a scurvy cheatin' Cap'n who would double cross his own mother to make a doubloon or two!

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

 

I knew I be havin' a question fer that Gayle feller. I was under the impression you took the oath once ye be qualified. Now if ye be needin' medical school, then ye not be qualified and ain't really sworn the oath and therefore could be the killer.

 

Yup.

Argggggh! Ye best be watchin' that tongue o' yourn, lassie!

Of COURSE ye tak' the oath once ye be qualified, but they DO look at yer history, doncha know. T'wouldn't look good if me had a murrrrderrrr on me record, now, would it?

 

Well, it would only be on yer record if yer get caught.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:

*****Stumbles up on deck, with me squeeze box whining as me belly and me bum squeeze it as I fall up the stairs...Hic*****

 

Ye blaggards hic! , nevber, lubbed im, hic!, when e wos alive.......

 

I know e wos an evil liar, an threw many a spotty pirate overboard....but at least he spoke is mind and when push came to shove e would shove! Hic!........

 

You scurvy ridden crew blackened his name, especially  you Carry Oakey, no wonder he found comfort in the bottom in the bottom of a glass Hic!............

 

Raise a glass and drink a toast to the Captain....gawd rest is soul.....

 

 

explain yerself Rusty, if yer can stand up long enough...what's this about Carry?

Hic! he may have been drunk Hic! we ad an understanding hic!....

 

He saw all that append on board ship, only a day before (sob) he was afound (Sniff) he took me to his bunk and told me to watch out for the Gayle jumping ship, I thought he may have had wind at first, but the I remembered Gayle Force, the creepy Surgeon who turned his hand to carpentry..........He was worried this Force might try and scuttle the Blackbird.....

 

Captain Black told me......Watch im, and ave your dagger ready to get im between the shoulders if he tries to make a hasty exit...............HIC! Burp!............ 

Geordi
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

 

 

not Longshanks's cabin ye daft mare Inky's cabin, old leegyshanks could have offered to half the treasue with ye and you could have easily looked for the map and bumped old Inky off

 

Well well, when the blood isn't all bein' a concentrated in yer britches, yer quite smart, ain't yer? Old Snotty Sophie here, yer reckon, wanted that map an' all. Hmmmmmmm. But why would she be doin' that fer ol' Longshanks? Any ideas? Quick, afore all the blood heads south again.

 

 

Just quick thinking while the bloods up top me wenchie Old Inky wasn't the type to be loyal now was he, Miss Brassy could have been dropped anytime and probably off a plank

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Argggggh! Ye best be watchin' that tongue o' yourn, lassie!

Of COURSE ye tak' the oath once ye be qualified, but they DO look at yer history, doncha know. T'wouldn't look good if me had a murrrrderrrr on me record, now, would it?

T'would look even worse with a conviction and subsequent execution for murrrrderrrrr on yer records

FM
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Arggghhh!

Methinks you lot arrrrr barkin' up th' wrong mast, most of ye.  The scurvy scum who committed the foul deed seems t' have found the treasure: who would THAT be??

 

The one with the map, mebbe?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Arggghhh!

Methinks you lot arrrrr barkin' up th' wrong mast, most of ye.  The scurvy scum who committed the foul deed seems t' have found the treasure: who would THAT be??

ye seem very convinced that the treasure be found - perhaps you're trying to deflect the fact that ye have it yerself!!!

FM
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
 

Hic! he may have been drunk Hic! we ad an understanding hic!....

 

He saw all that append on board ship, only a day before (sob) he was afound (Sniff) he took me to his bunk and told me to watch out for the Gayle jumping ship, I thought he may have had wind at first, but the I remembered Gayle Force, the creepy Surgeon who turned his hand to carpentry..........He was worried this Force might try and scuttle the Blackbird.....

 

Captain Black told me......Watch im, and ave your dagger ready to get im between the shoulders if he tries to make a hasty exit...............HIC! Burp!............ 

 

 

Arrgh the plot thickens...me list gets longer tell ye that Galye Force don't know a scapel from a lobster pot... he be a worse doctor than a carpenter and wanting to sink the Blackbird

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Arggghhh!

Methinks you lot arrrrr barkin' up th' wrong mast, most of ye.  The scurvy scum who committed the foul deed seems t' have found the treasure: who would THAT be??

 

Another question, they be a comin' thick and fast terday. Why be the Cap'n so against yer goin' ter medical school? What ye be knowin' that he wanted a keepin' on board?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

 

Because Miss Brassy, half the treasure would be worth far more to ye than depending on a scurvy cheatin' Cap'n who would double cross his own mother to make a doubloon or two!


Oh. don't you be worryin' about that, Ah was fully aware of Inky darlin's cheatin' ways and had mah own way of a gettin' round it. Ah never lost out on a deal with him. He had more that met his match with me.

Vi
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
 

Hic! he may have been drunk Hic! we ad an understanding hic!....

 

He saw all that append on board ship, only a day before (sob) he was afound (Sniff) he took me to his bunk and told me to watch out for the Gayle jumping ship, I thought he may have had wind at first, but the I remembered Gayle Force, the creepy Surgeon who turned his hand to carpentry..........He was worried this Force might try and scuttle the Blackbird.....

 

Captain Black told me......Watch im, and ave your dagger ready to get im between the shoulders if he tries to make a hasty exit...............HIC! Burp!............ 

see I tole ye all he was making that bilge rat walk the mid ocean plank

 

 

scuttling the ship eh Forcy?  Now was that the worse ye were about or did ye have the map and therefore the treasure?  And did you kill poor Inky cos he was on to ye??

FM
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
 

 

Arrgh the plot thickens...me list gets longer tell ye that Galye Force don't know a scapel from a lobster pot... he be a worse doctor than a carpenter and wanting to sink the Blackbird

 

But why would he be a wantin' ter sink the ship?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

And I be knowin' that ye've been lookin' out fer that thar map ever since that game. Ye asked ME where the Cap'n might be hidin' somethin'--Methinks ye was referrin' to that map.

Yaarrrg! There only be two people who know what that map say, one be playing cards with Davey Jones and t'other[Terry Bull] be bouncing off rubber walls in Bedlam 

Worring 'bout that treasure is what sent Bull ow'er edge, what makes ye think I be wanting the same?? 

Then why you be askin' me about secret hidin' places, Barnie??

Yarrg I be not wanting the map to fall into the unfortunates hands

Both Lance and me were there the day the Cap'n won that map but while no-one was looking I managed to grab this fella : 

 

That treasure be cursed I tells ye pirate_whistle.gif

Methinks ye've not got it in ye to be watchin' out fer others, ye scurvy dog.

So, the only ones who were with the Cap'n when he got the map were you and BJ? Longshanks weren't part o' the group?

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
 
 


Oh. don't you be worryin' about that, Ah was fully aware of Inky darlin's cheatin' ways and had mah own way of a gettin' round it. Ah never lost out on a deal with him. He had more that met his match with me.

 

Excactly Brassy.... as you say, more than a match

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
 
 

Methinks ye've not got it in ye to be watchin' out fer others, ye scurvy dog.

So, the only ones who were with the Cap'n when he got the map were you and BJ? Longshanks weren't part o' the group?

 

 

Oi old Blowy, I not be in no cahoots with Longshanks and no need fer the map either...who the hell would want to be part of a mad treasure hunt for cursed gold Why you want to be sinking the ship, ye bilge rat, I aint the best of swimmers

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
 
 


Oh. don't you be worryin' about that, Ah was fully aware of Inky darlin's cheatin' ways and had mah own way of a gettin' round it. Ah never lost out on a deal with him. He had more that met his match with me.

 

Excactly Brassy.... as you say, more than a match

Ah mean in a business sense, you understand? Ah would never have hurt the darlin' man. He couldn't help his pirate ways, Ah just used mah feminine superiority to overcome them.

Vi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
 
 

Methinks ye've not got it in ye to be watchin' out fer others, ye scurvy dog.

So, the only ones who were with the Cap'n when he got the map were you and BJ? Longshanks weren't part o' the group?

 

 

Oi old Blowy, I not be in no cahoots with Longshanks and no need fer the map either...who the hell would want to be part of a mad treasure hunt for cursed gold Why you want to be sinking the ship, ye bilge rat, I aint the best of swimmers

 

I think he be a wantin' ter know the same as me, was ol'Longshanks at the card game when the Cap'n won the map? How did he know Inky had it?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
.
 

 

Excactly Brassy.... as you say, more than a match

Ah mean in a business sense, you understand? Ah would never have hurt the darlin' man. He couldn't help his pirate ways, Ah just used mah feminine superiority to overcome them.

 

 

ye ever hear of a wench called Lizzie Borden.... she had had the same line

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:

*****Stumbles up on deck, with me squeeze box whining as me belly and me bum squeeze it as I fall up the stairs...Hic*****

 

Ye blaggards hic! , nevber, lubbed im, hic!, when e wos alive.......

 

I know e wos an evil liar, an threw many a spotty pirate overboard....but at least he spoke is mind and when push came to shove e would shove! Hic!........

 

You scurvy ridden crew blackened his name, especially  you Carry Oakey, no wonder he found comfort in the bottom in the bottom of a glass Hic!............

 

Raise a glass and drink a toast to the Captain....gawd rest is soul.....

 

 

explain yerself Rusty, if yer can stand up long enough...what's this about Carry?

Hic! he may have been drunk Hic! we ad an understanding hic!....

 

He saw all that append on board ship, only a day before (sob) he was afound (Sniff) he took me to his bunk and told me to watch out for the Gayle jumping ship, I thought he may have had wind at first, but the I remembered Gayle Force, the creepy Surgeon who turned his hand to carpentry..........He was worried this Force might try and scuttle the Blackbird.....

 

Captain Black told me......Watch im, and ave your dagger ready to get im between the shoulders if he tries to make a hasty exit...............HIC! Burp!............ 

'twas the other way 'round, ye drunken excuse for a pirate! Arggghhh!

I were the carpenter, but had to step in as surgeon when the surgeon died. Since then I've developed an affinity for curin'.

 

Why would I wanna sink the ship?? I worked hard to keep 'er afloat.

Cap'n Black didn't want me to leave 'cuz he had no other surgeon, nor anyone else to repair this old tub.

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
.
 

 

Excactly Brassy.... as you say, more than a match

Ah mean in a business sense, you understand? Ah would never have hurt the darlin' man. He couldn't help his pirate ways, Ah just used mah feminine superiority to overcome them.

 

 

ye ever hear of a wench called Lizzie Borden.... she had had the same line

Ah have never heard of her, should Ah have? Is she famous and fabulously wealthy? Should Ah invite her to mah next soiree?

Vi
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
 

Ah have never heard of her, should Ah have? Is she famous and fabulously wealthy? Should Ah invite her to mah next soiree?


She might be after yer time ye old wench.... anyway, jus sayin' you remind me of her

 

 

*I think there may be a bit of C&P there me hearties, cos I nearly did it meself*

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
 

Ah have never heard of her, should Ah have? Is she famous and fabulously wealthy? Should Ah invite her to mah next soiree?


She might be after yer time ye old wench.... anyway, jus sayin' you remind me of her

 

 

*I think there may be a bit of C&P there me hearties, cos I nearly did it meself*

Vi
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
 
 

'twas the other way 'round, ye drunken excuse for a pirate! Arggghhh!

I were the carpenter, but had to step in as surgeon when the surgeon died. Since then I've developed an affinity for curin'.

 

Why would I wanna sink the ship?? I worked hard to keep 'er afloat.

Cap'n Black didn't want me to leave 'cuz he had no other surgeon, nor anyone else to repair this old tub.

 

So were ye offered a place a medical school that the Cap'n were a refusin' ter let yer go on? And why would he be so keen ter keep yer, surely he could just have captured himself a surgeon?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Why *I* be the number #1 suspect, all of a sudden?!?! Is it the triangle? I'll stop playin' it if'n it bugs yer that much.

 

Yer all suspects me feller, yer just happen ter be around fer questionin' and ye be a whole lot easier ter understand than that Yu Lie eejit.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:

Why *I* be the number #1 suspect, all of a sudden?!?! Is it the triangle? I'll stop playin' it if'n it bugs yer that much.

 

Yer all suspects me feller, yer just happen ter be around fer questionin' and ye be a whole lot easier ter understand than that Yu Lie eejit.

 

I think she could be working in the take-away t'nite.... hopefully

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:

 

'twas the other way 'round, ye drunken excuse for a pirate! Arggghhh!

I were the carpenter, but had to step in as surgeon when the surgeon died. Since then I've developed an affinity for curin'.

 

Why would I wanna sink the ship?? I worked hard to keep 'er afloat.

Cap'n Black didn't want me to leave 'cuz he had no other surgeon, nor anyone else to repair this old tub.

Cap'n Black told me he wanted you to leave asap - asked me to scout for a surgeon for him so you were surplus to requirements and furthermore, he said you knew too many secrets and that you couldn't be trusted to roam freely around the ship anymore.

 

What say ye to that ya scurvy cur???

FM
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

Cap'n Black told me he wanted you to leave asap - asked me to scout for a surgeon for him so you were surplus to requirements and furthermore, he said you knew too many secrets and that you couldn't be trusted to roam freely around the ship anymore.

 

What say ye to that ya scurvy cur???

 

Mr Peace, Ah be wonderin' why darlin' ol' Inky would have told you all of this when Ah know for a fact that he hated you followin' him and snoopin' all the time. He trusted you not one bit, so why would he ask you to help him?

Vi

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