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Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
hang Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye are up to something britworht

Ye know nothing of my superior knowledge or anything about my relationship secrets with the cap'n

That vi she thick as a ravens eyebrow

yang tu yaing hong hu

 

Yer really are as daft as ye sound. aren't ye? 

 

What relationship secrets be these then?

arrrrrrrrrrr sooooooooooooooooo   not as good as ye think

i ye tell ye somthin' about ye capt

 

Well, go on then and be hurryin' up about it, I have somewhere ter be real soon.

hang yoiyin tui

 

be civil

you rapier tongued gorillas foot

 

I be as civilised as I can be all things considered. I be more than interested in yer realtionship with the CAp'n, especially considerin' yer history with that Emporer feller.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye few weeks ago Capt black persuaded ye yu LIE to  put secret ground chinese roots into a potion for the local garrison garrison militia - it rendered them senseless Capt then stormed and got some men out

ye stick that in ye pipe and smoke it - ye slimy scurrilous toads nail

 

And why did he be a doin't his then? Who be these men?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

 

Did the Cap'n find this treasure then if he be killed with a dagger from it? Or be I missin' summat again?

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

ye lie to yu lie

 

How am I lying to Yu Lie

It is impossible and uncanny - i am just put ing ye spanner in ye works -

I' ave ye eye on ye

tung yang hui ya hin

 

ye are puttin' nay spanner in my works Yu idiot if yer clever at poker, thems the hands yer dealt with

puts ye 'yulie eiluy' spell on britworth

ye shall see ye shall see

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
HOriginally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

and ye sophie strumpet extraordinaire - what ye tale i could tell of ye


And would Ah be able to understand enough of this fahn tale to deny or verify any of it? Pray tell, what is it you think you know of me?

ha me of superior brain

ye wait ye capn' s cast off strumpet

maung hoi chin


How dare you say this about me? You are the one with the warrant for your arrest as a result of a frankly unbelievable affair with an Emperor. Ah am a respectable lady.

Vi
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ha me of superior brain

ye wait ye capn' s cast off strumpet

maung hoi chin


How dare you say this about me? You are the one with the warrant for your arrest as a result of a frankly unbelievable affair with an Emperor. Ah am a respectable lady.

 

 

she say's little about this Miss Silverbrass, I've asked her many times and she avoids answering

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ha me of superior brain

ye wait ye capn' s cast off strumpet

maung hoi chin


How dare you say this about me? You are the one with the warrant for your arrest as a result of a frankly unbelievable affair with an Emperor. Ah am a respectable lady.

 

 

she say's little about this Miss Silverbrass, I've asked her many times and she avoids answering


She says a little about lots of things, but nothin' of any importance me thinks.

Vi
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

 

Did the Cap'n find this treasure then if he be killed with a dagger from it? Or be I missin' summat again?

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

He had won Terry Bull's ship but decided on the map instead.. A far better prize..he'd thought

 

I now know he should have taken the ship....yarr!

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

perhaps we should just wait for saw bones to arrive and we'll see   cos I knows the capt'n was sending saw bones for a walk on the plank as soon as the next surgeon arrived 

 

 

I be here, now. Ask away, if'n ye need information from me.

'Tis true about the medical school: it's me dream to help mankind medically speakin' doncha know.

But why would I kill the Cap'n when it be agin' the Hippopotamus Oath for me to harm another?

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Eave Hoe:
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:


Oh you stupid bearded blunderbus, do you never listen or has you revolting ear hair simply made you hard of hearing? The Lord purchased some jewels from mah li'l ol' boutique for his lady friend, that is all. His dear wife has no reason to worry on that level.

 

Hmmm..... that's not what the reliable gossiping old hags of Freetown have to say on the matter.

 

Come on own up..... did you have the hots for the Lords Long Shank? Erm....Lord Longshanks?

Akchterly, Methinks YOU may be havin' a fever for Lord Longshanks, eh? Ye manage to bump into 'im "accidentally" with some frequency, methinks.

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

And I be knowin' that ye've been lookin' out fer that thar map ever since that game. Ye asked ME where the Cap'n might be hidin' somethin'--Methinks ye was referrin' to that map.

Yaarrrg! There only be two people who know what that map say, one be playing cards with Davey Jones and t'other[Terry Bull] be bouncing off rubber walls in Bedlam 

Worring 'bout that treasure is what sent Bull ow'er edge, what makes ye think I be wanting the same?? 

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

And I be knowin' that ye've been lookin' out fer that thar map ever since that game. Ye asked ME where the Cap'n might be hidin' somethin'--Methinks ye was referrin' to that map.

Yaarrrg! There only be two people who know what that map say, one be playing cards with Davey Jones and t'other[Terry Bull] be bouncing off rubber walls in Bedlam 

Worring 'bout that treasure is what sent Bull ow'er edge, what makes ye think I be wanting the same?? 

Then why you be askin' me about secret hidin' places, Barnie??

Admiral Scot
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

And I be knowin' that ye've been lookin' out fer that thar map ever since that game. Ye asked ME where the Cap'n might be hidin' somethin'--Methinks ye was referrin' to that map.

Yaarrrg! There only be two people who know what that map say, one be playing cards with Davey Jones and t'other[Terry Bull] be bouncing off rubber walls in Bedlam 

Worring 'bout that treasure is what sent Bull ow'er edge, what makes ye think I be wanting the same?? 

Then why you be askin' me about secret hidin' places, Barnie??

Yarrg I be not wanting the map to fall into the unfortunates hands

Both Lance and me were there the day the Cap'n won that map but while no-one was looking I managed to grab this fella : 

 

That treasure be cursed I tells ye pirate_whistle.gif

Cmd William T Riker

Right, I been a goin' over me notes and if I be readin' me writin' properly, the dagger that the Cap'n been killed with were part of the Santa Armada Treasure. Now that be the treasure that be cursed and, accordin' ter this Terry bloke, is buried in some far off place. Or is it? That be what I needin' ter know now. Did the Cap'n find that there treasure or not??

 

Izzy Gonyett

 

 

*staggers in walking like a Freeport crab*

drunk/pirate<<<< sports drink

 

 

I think I be in needing of a little catch up and catch me breath.. Vi certainly knows how to keep a man knackered  I be having to take a little potion I picked up on our last trip, it be called agra and it be great for helping a man to keep a wench happy 

 

from this day henceforth I be naming it Viagra

 

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:

 

 

*staggers in walking like a Freeport crab*

drunk/pirate<<<< sports drink

 

 

I think I be in needing of a little catch up and catch me breath.. Vi certainly knows how to keep a man knackered  I be having to take a little potion I picked up on our last trip, it be called agra and it be great for helping a man to keep a wench happy 

 

from this day henceforth I be naming it Viagra

 

 

 

I be famous. Hurrah!

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

 

 

and Sophie Silverbrass be in cahoots with Longshanks.... *strokes chin, crosses legs and winces*

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

 

Did the Cap'n find this treasure then if he be killed with a dagger from it? Or be I missin' summat again?

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

He had won Terry Bull's ship but decided on the map instead.. A far better prize..he'd thought

 

I now know he should have taken the ship....yarr!

Who be this long shanks???  Had better not be me ye are referring to you cos I think you have your patch over the wrong eye  arrrrrrr!

 

 

I told ye a few nights ago that I was looking for Captain Inky's map .  Another one with cotton wool in their ears sure I wanted the booty to buy my own little Caribbean island to nestly away in and write my book savvy?

FM
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

 

 

and Sophie Silverbrass be in cahoots with Longshanks.... *strokes chin, crosses legs and winces*

 

Looks like I be havin' a battered sausage with me grog ternight then.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
 
 

I be here, now. Ask away, if'n ye need information from me.

'Tis true about the medical school: it's me dream to help mankind medically speakin' doncha know.

But why would I kill the Cap'n when it be agin' the Hippopotamus Oath for me to harm another?

 

 

ye could be killing him because gittn' shot of him be the better option, better than tuning into Kay Scarpeta and be picking through bones

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

 

 

and Sophie Silverbrass be in cahoots with Longshanks.... *strokes chin, crosses legs and winces*


Ah beg your pardon?! Ah have never seen Longshanks' cahoots, so how Ah can be in them with him Ah have no idea.

Vi
Originally Posted by Barnie Caul:
 

All I know be this!

Both Lance and I where present on the day that Black took possession of that map in a card game.

 

He had won Terry Bull's ship but decided on the map instead.. A far better prize..he'd thought

 

I now know he should have taken the ship....yarr!

 

Was old Longshanks also at that there card game? I be a wonderin' how he came ter know that the Cap'n had the map, that be all.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Gayle Force:
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:

perhaps we should just wait for saw bones to arrive and we'll see   cos I knows the capt'n was sending saw bones for a walk on the plank as soon as the next surgeon arrived 

 

 

I be here, now. Ask away, if'n ye need information from me.

'Tis true about the medical school: it's me dream to help mankind medically speakin' doncha know.

But why would I kill the Cap'n when it be agin' the Hippopotamus Oath for me to harm another?

Medical school   medical school   Are you a real pirate or just one of those pillage idiots?

 

Capt'n Inky said nothing to me about your going to medical school- but there was talk of a short walk up the mid ocean plank for you my boyo and he couldn't replace you soon enough.  Come on ye flea bitten moggy, where were ye really going and why was the Cap'n so keen to replace you or my sword will slice ye from crotch to sternum, ye scurvy cur

FM
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
 
 
 

 

 

and Sophie Silverbrass be in cahoots with Longshanks.... *strokes chin, crosses legs and winces*


Ah beg your pardon?! Ah have never seen Longshanks' cahoots, so how Ah can be in them with him Ah have no idea.

 

 

You were Longshanks's fence, it might be a better prospect sharing the treasure than flogging you ring all over the docks... sorry, I meant rings and sharing with Longshanks, you couldn't wait to be in his cabin when the shipped docked, things are starting to makes sense Brassy.... *adds Brassy to small...ish list*

Deanna Troi

*****Stumbles up on deck, with me squeeze box whining as me belly and me bum squeeze it as I fall up the stairs...Hic*****

 

Ye blaggards hic! , nevber, lubbed im, hic!, when e wos alive.......

 

I know e wos an evil liar, an threw many a spotty pirate overboard....but at least he spoke is mind and when push came to shove e would shove! Hic!........

 

You scurvy ridden crew blackened his name, especially  you Carry Oakey, no wonder he found comfort in the bottom in the bottom of a glass Hic!............

 

Raise a glass and drink a toast to the Captain....gawd rest is soul.....

Geordi
Originally Posted by Rusty Flintlock:

*****Stumbles up on deck, with me squeeze box whining as me belly and me bum squeeze it as I fall up the stairs...Hic*****

 

Ye blaggards hic! , nevber, lubbed im, hic!, when e wos alive.......

 

I know e wos an evil liar, an threw many a spotty pirate overboard....but at least he spoke is mind and when push came to shove e would shove! Hic!........

 

You scurvy ridden crew blackened his name, especially  you Carry Oakey, no wonder he found comfort in the bottom in the bottom of a glass Hic!............

 

Raise a glass and drink a toast to the Captain....gawd rest is soul.....

 

 

explain yerself Rusty, if yer can stand up long enough...what's this about Carry?

Deanna Troi

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