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Originally Posted by Warren Peace:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Warren Peace:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
 

But Lance has already explained that he not be the posh bloke, he be the posh bloke's footman or summat. He were just pretendin'. He has a real talent fer role play.

do you have shit mud in your eyes woman and cotton wool in your ears??? 

 

Obviously. Would yer be so kind as to enlighten me as to what the heck it is I missed this time?

believing that our Lancy boy is some posh bloke's footman - he can deny it all he likes but those clipped vowels and the fact that he lifts his little pinky when he drinks grog betray's him 

 

*snaps fingers*  Oi Brator I'm not talking about his todger

 

I had already noted that mebbe he weren't who he said he were. Again. Like I said, I ain't as dumb as Carry looks, but I sure am havin' more fun.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:

*overhears all this revoltin' talk and reaches for the smellin' salts*

Save some for me sweety maybe we can share our good taste in men.

 

And what men be these then? I ain't seen no others worth botherin' with.

 

Well, apart from that feller below decks. That were a fine plank he showed me.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:

*overhears all this revoltin' talk and reaches for the smellin' salts*

Save some for me sweety maybe we can share our good taste in men.

 

And what men be these then? I ain't seen no others worth botherin' with.

 

Well, apart from that feller below decks. That were a fine plank he showed me.

ye is  a strumpet not a ye detective

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):

Think about it Vi we are at anchor sallow water is not international.

 

That be all I was askin'. Why didn't ye just say this in the first place instead of havin' ter be all showy offy?

 

cos ye is thicky offy wanang yang - i ye of superior brain and chemical knowledge of which ye know nothing

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

right ye lot

britworth

 

why do always win ye poker pot - when it is ye getting big - ye come up wiht 3 aces everytime

wannung hi yin - ye answer me that ye viper skank - ye always produce ye winning hand ye just in time

why ??

waihang yu xieng yui ys hang

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:

*overhears all this revoltin' talk and reaches for the smellin' salts*

Save some for me sweety maybe we can share our good taste in men.

 

And what men be these then? I ain't seen no others worth botherin' with.

 

Well, apart from that feller below decks. That were a fine plank he showed me.

Thats your problem Vi you just couldn't see a good man even if he were waving a flag in your face LOL

James
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):
Originally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:

*overhears all this revoltin' talk and reaches for the smellin' salts*

Save some for me sweety maybe we can share our good taste in men.

 

And what men be these then? I ain't seen no others worth botherin' with.

 

Well, apart from that feller below decks. That were a fine plank he showed me.

ye is  a strumpet not a ye detective

 

I be a women and able to multi-task, yer jibberin' eejit. 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

right ye lot

britworth

 

why do always win ye poker pot - when it is ye getting big - ye come up wiht 3 aces everytime

wannung hi yin - ye answer me that ye viper skank - ye always produce ye winning hand ye just in time

why ??

waihang yu xieng yui ys hang

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

ye lie to yu lie

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Carry(James):

Think about it Vi we are at anchor sallow water is not international.

 

That be all I was askin'. Why didn't ye just say this in the first place instead of havin' ter be all showy offy?

 

cos ye is thicky offy wanang yang - i ye of superior brain and chemical knowledge of which ye know nothing

 

Ye also speak in a language so bizarre I be a doubtin' yer fellow countrymen be a understanin' ye.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

right ye lot

britworth

 

why do always win ye poker pot - when it is ye getting big - ye come up wiht 3 aces everytime

wannung hi yin - ye answer me that ye viper skank - ye always produce ye winning hand ye just in time

why ??

waihang yu xieng yui ys hang

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

ye lie to yu lie

 

How am I lying to Yu Lie

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

right ye lot

britworth

 

why do always win ye poker pot - when it is ye getting big - ye come up wiht 3 aces everytime

wannung hi yin - ye answer me that ye viper skank - ye always produce ye winning hand ye just in time

why ??

waihang yu xieng yui ys hang

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

ye lie to yu lie

 

How am I lying to Yu Lie

It is impossible and uncanny - i am just put ing ye spanner in ye works -

I' ave ye eye on ye

tung yang hui ya hin

Yu Lie
HOriginally Posted by Sophie Silverbrass:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

and ye sophie strumpet extraordinaire - what ye tale i could tell of ye


And would Ah be able to understand enough of this fahn tale to deny or verify any of it? Pray tell, what is it you think you know of me?

ha me of superior brain

ye wait ye capn' s cast off strumpet

maung hoi chin

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye are up to something britworht

Ye know nothing of my superior knowledge or anything about my relationship secrets with the cap'n

That vi she thick as a ravens eyebrow

yang tu yaing hong hu

 

Yer really are as daft as ye sound. aren't ye? 

 

What relationship secrets be these then?

arrrrrrrrrrr sooooooooooooooooo   not as good as ye think

i ye tell ye somthin' about ye capt

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

 

And what men be these then? I ain't seen no others worth botherin' with.

 

Well, apart from that feller below decks. That were a fine plank he showed me.

ye is  a strumpet not a ye detective

 

 

*Vi be a fine strumpet* and may or may not have the makings of a fine detective*

 

Ter be honest and don't be tellin' that lot I be a sayin' this, I be a far better strumpet than I be a detective. 

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

ye lie to yu lie

 

How am I lying to Yu Lie

It is impossible and uncanny - i am just put ing ye spanner in ye works -

I' ave ye eye on ye

tung yang hui ya hin

 

ye are puttin' nay spanner in my works Yu idiot if yer clever at poker, thems the hands yer dealt with

Deanna Troi
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye are up to something britworht

Ye know nothing of my superior knowledge or anything about my relationship secrets with the cap'n

That vi she thick as a ravens eyebrow

yang tu yaing hong hu

 

Yer really are as daft as ye sound. aren't ye? 

 

What relationship secrets be these then?

arrrrrrrrrrr sooooooooooooooooo   not as good as ye think

i ye tell ye somthin' about ye capt

 

Well, go on then and be hurryin' up about it, I have somewhere ter be real soon.

Izzy Gonyett
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye are up to something britworht

Ye know nothing of my superior knowledge or anything about my relationship secrets with the cap'n

That vi she thick as a ravens eyebrow

yang tu yaing hong hu

 

 

I be up to nothing Chemical Ali and watch what ye be saying about me wench

 

Fer that, yer can be in charge of the cat o'nine tails ternight 

Izzy Gonyett
hang Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye are up to something britworht

Ye know nothing of my superior knowledge or anything about my relationship secrets with the cap'n

That vi she thick as a ravens eyebrow

yang tu yaing hong hu

 

Yer really are as daft as ye sound. aren't ye? 

 

What relationship secrets be these then?

arrrrrrrrrrr sooooooooooooooooo   not as good as ye think

i ye tell ye somthin' about ye capt

 

Well, go on then and be hurryin' up about it, I have somewhere ter be real soon.

hang yoiyin tui

 

be civil

Ye rapier tongued gorillas foot

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Lance mentions witchcraft there Warren, and it made me think, have ye had anythin' ter do with the Santa Armada Treasure at all? I mean, yer are a snooper an' all that, so mebbe yer have been meddlin' there too. 

*Staggerers back aboard*

 

Yarrrr!

I been drinking with a scurvy dog a'called T'Dawgs McGrintty in town. A member of the port militia no less!

An' he be saying that Longsh'nks  be after a map thar he believed be in the possession of Cap'n Black.

A map with an X that be marking the spot where the booty o' the long lost Santa Armarda be

Cmd William T Riker
Originally Posted by Vi Brator:
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

ye are up to something britworht

Ye know nothing of my superior knowledge or anything about my relationship secrets with the cap'n

That vi she thick as a ravens eyebrow

yang tu yaing hong hu

 

 

I be up to nothing Chemical Ali and watch what ye be saying about me wench

 

Fer that, yer can be in charge of the cat o'nine tails ternight 

ye same old

Yu Lie
Originally Posted by Sir Lancelot Britworth-Jones:
Originally Posted by Yu Lie:

 

 

I be clever at poker Yu Lie, that don't make me a soothsayer viper... 3 aces are easy

ye lie to yu lie

 

How am I lying to Yu Lie

It is impossible and uncanny - i am just put ing ye spanner in ye works -

I' ave ye eye on ye

tung yang hui ya hin

 

ye are puttin' nay spanner in my works Yu idiot if yer clever at poker, thems the hands yer dealt with

puts ye 'yulie eiluy' spell on britworth

ye shall see ye shall see

Yu Lie

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