Same time, same place? An' bring yer military garb ternight, I'll let yer go all master and commander on me 
How low can a girl stoop? Only Vi knows yeeeuck!
Pretty low Carry, believe me she's fit and she can stoop all she likes 
Wana Wnan *bows*
Punyin xiexie e haihung shung niahao Ma
arrrgh 
Wana Wnan *bows*
Punyin xiexie e haihung shung niahao Ma
Speak English ye wearisome wench 
aaagh soooooooooo Britworht ye is a aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrse Soooooooooooo
I' ave somehtin' to ask ye
naihung
I'd be preferrin' it if ye revealed what yer know now, I be havin' far better things ter be doin' than this.
Eh Lance?
Vi, me buxom wench, ye be reading my mind (I gargled 
)
Same time, same place? An' bring yer military garb ternight, I'll let yer go all master and commander on me
How low can a girl stoop? Only Vi knows yeeeuck!
No lower than ye and yer gunpowder and thievin' plot.
All done in the name of the kings Navy Vi, Don't be forgetting I was under orders and have the letter of marque to prove it.
All you seem to know is how to bend over and I'm not talking about our missing Gunpowder monkey.
Least I have taste in men and a profession to be proud of.
It did not matter Vi. Is was a dead or alive purse. So long as I survived I did not care Yarrrr!
One more question. Was it ye that persuaded the Cap'n not to come into the dock properly? Mebbe yer wanted him ter stay away from the town so yer could blow up the ship without damagin' the town?
Simple answer to that one Vi - No! I needed to ship to be in international waters to get me purse.
Fergive me ignorance, but is the ship in international waters now? How far from land does it need ter be?
Wana Wnan *bows*
Punyin xiexie e haihung shung niahao Ma
Speak English ye wearisome wench
ye are politically incorrect ye is CHINESE - ye SPEAK chinese
ye is a scurfy rabid vole
Same time, same place? An' bring yer military garb ternight, I'll let yer go all master and commander on me
How low can a girl stoop? Only Vi knows yeeeuck!
Pretty low Carry, believe me she's fit and she can stoop all she likes
Thst ois one thing you have said I can believe !!
Wana Wnan *bows*
Punyin xiexie e haihung shung niahao Ma
arrrgh
But Lance has already explained that he not be the posh bloke, he be the posh bloke's footman or summat. He were just pretendin'. He has a real talent fer role play.
do you have shit mud in your eyes woman and cotton wool in your ears???
Obviously. Would yer be so kind as to enlighten me as to what the heck it is I missed this time?
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
niang hung*
aaagh soooooooooo Britworht ye is a aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrse Soooooooooooo
I' ave somehtin' to ask ye
naihung
I can't wait
The magic potion is lethal
Wanan
do you have shit mud in your eyes woman and cotton wool in your ears???
Obviously. Would yer be so kind as to enlighten me as to what the heck it is I missed this time?
I'm confused too Vi 
Wana Wnan *bows*
Punyin xiexie e haihung shung niahao Ma
Oi Warren, I reckon I be havin' that cotton wool in me ears now, I didn't get a word of that.
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
It did not matter Vi. Is was a dead or alive purse. So long as I survived I did not care Yarrrr!
One more question. Was it ye that persuaded the Cap'n not to come into the dock properly? Mebbe yer wanted him ter stay away from the town so yer could blow up the ship without damagin' the town?
Simple answer to that one Vi - No! I needed to ship to be in international waters to get me purse.
Fergive me ignorance, but is the ship in international waters now? How far from land does it need ter be?
All depends on the depth of the sea Vi. When the low water line drops off we ar in international waters lassie. It be plain to sea we are well inside the low water line.
All done in the name of the kings Navy Vi, Don't be forgetting I was under orders and have the letter of marque to prove it.
All you seem to know is how to bend over and I'm not talking about our missing Gunpowder monkey.
Least I have taste in men and a profession to be proud of.
Yer just be jealous cos the only shaftin' yer be a gettin' be from a corpse. The murder of the Cap'n really messed up yer get rich plans didn't it?
Or did it?
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
Only good for dredging Vi's bottom 
How low can a girl stoop? Only Vi knows yeeeuck!
Pretty low Carry, believe me she's fit and she can stoop all she likes
Thst ois one thing you have said I can believe !!
The magic potion is lethal
Wanan
That's grog, not magic potion.
All done in the name of the kings Navy Vi, Don't be forgetting I was under orders and have the letter of marque to prove it.
All you seem to know is how to bend over and I'm not talking about our missing Gunpowder monkey.
Least I have taste in men and a profession to be proud of.
Yer just be jealous cos the only shaftin' yer be a gettin' be from a corpse. The murder of the Cap'n really messed up yer get rich plans didn't it?
Or did it?
Did it? We will see.... Laughs.
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
doubtful methinks
The magic potion is lethal
Wanan
That's grog, not magic potion.
aaaaaaaaaa *taps nose*
niahung
Looks up wanan is weird lingo book.
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
He be better hung than a bit of 21 day hung beef.
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
doubtful methinks
Spit it out Yu lie, what is going through that one brain cell in your tiny head
It did not matter Vi. Is was a dead or alive purse. So long as I survived I did not care Yarrrr!
One more question. Was it ye that persuaded the Cap'n not to come into the dock properly? Mebbe yer wanted him ter stay away from the town so yer could blow up the ship without damagin' the town?
Simple answer to that one Vi - No! I needed to ship to be in international waters to get me purse.
Fergive me ignorance, but is the ship in international waters now? How far from land does it need ter be?
All depends on the depth of the sea Vi. When the low water line drops off we ar in international waters lassie. It be plain to sea we are well inside the low water line.
So we be in international waters then?
I 'ave noticed somethin' bizarre about you britworth
But Lance has already explained that he not be the posh bloke, he be the posh bloke's footman or summat. He were just pretendin'. He has a real talent fer role play.
do you have shit mud in your eyes woman and cotton wool in your ears???
Obviously. Would yer be so kind as to enlighten me as to what the heck it is I missed this time?
believing that our Lancy boy is some posh bloke's footman 
- he can deny it all he likes but those clipped vowels and the fact that he lifts his little pinky when he drinks grog betray's him
*snaps fingers* Oi Brator I'm not talking about his todger
It did not matter Vi. Is was a dead or alive purse. So long as I survived I did not care Yarrrr!
One more question. Was it ye that persuaded the Cap'n not to come into the dock properly? Mebbe yer wanted him ter stay away from the town so yer could blow up the ship without damagin' the town?
Simple answer to that one Vi - No! I needed to ship to be in international waters to get me purse.
Fergive me ignorance, but is the ship in international waters now? How far from land does it need ter be? a
All depends on the depth of the sea Vi. When the low water line drops off we ar in international waters lassie. It be plain to sea we are well inside the low water line.
So we be in international waters then?
why are ye bothered??
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
He be better hung than a bit of 21 day hung beef.
It did not matter Vi. Is was a dead or alive purse. So long as I survived I did not care Yarrrr!
One more question. Was it ye that persuaded the Cap'n not to come into the dock properly? Mebbe yer wanted him ter stay away from the town so yer could blow up the ship without damagin' the town?
Simple answer to that one Vi - No! I needed to ship to be in international waters to get me purse.
Fergive me ignorance, but is the ship in international waters now? How far from land does it need ter be?
All depends on the depth of the sea Vi. When the low water line drops off we ar in international waters lassie. It be plain to sea we are well inside the low water line.
So we be in international waters then?
Oh God!!! I give up.. Stomps off...
But Lance has already explained that he not be the posh bloke, he be the posh bloke's footman or summat. He were just pretendin'. He has a real talent fer role play.
do you have shit mud in your eyes woman and cotton wool in your ears???
Obviously. Would yer be so kind as to enlighten me as to what the heck it is I missed this time?
believing that our Lancy boy is some posh bloke's footman - he can deny it all he likes but those clipped vowels and the fact that he lifts his little pinky when he drinks grog betray's him
*snaps fingers* Oi Brator I'm not talkine g about his todger
ye man is sooothsayers viper
he do strange things - ye ebil
wannain hai ung
*overhears all this revoltin' talk and reaches for the smellin' salts*
Lancelot Britworth - i 'ave noticed somethin' about ye
well hung*
yes Yu Lie, Vi can vouch for that
He be better hung than a bit of 21 day hung beef.
vi ye are a strumpety skank
I'm tired of the lot of ye so I'm away to my hammock grrrrrr at ye scurvy dogs especially that Yu Lie
*overhears all this revoltin' talk and reaches for the smellin' salts*
wnan wana - haiung ma ying
Think about it Vi we are at anchor sallow water is not international.
Obviously. Would yer be so kind as to enlighten me as to what the heck it is I missed this time?
believing that our Lancy boy is some posh bloke's footman - he can deny it all he likes but those clipped vowels and the fact that he lifts his little pinky when he drinks grog betray's him
*snaps fingers* Oi Brator I'm not talking about his todger
My name be Lance Jones, ye ask Barnie, he blew my cover. I worked as a footman for the Duke of Devonshire and may have picked up some lingo from his lordship, and there be nothing wrong with me pinky
