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*bubbles*
hi guys! need a bit of advice off me pals in ere.

yer so av bin working at this place mainly doin dogs body work (it pays the bills yknow).. but anyway the hours a do a always need a crap during me shift every day and a dunno bout everyone else but thers something appealing about bein paid to **** and it kinda breaks the day up if that meks sense.
the thing is right a hav to work with these ppl so to avoid the embarasment of leaving the cubical n finding your boss washin ther hands or worse waitin to tek your place av been sort of doin a toilet tour. basicly goin to different floors to use ther facilites where av got the freedom to leave a mess n a stink as ne1 knows me n the cleaners will deal wid it.

only today a got pulled in to explain me whereaboots at certain times n stuff n av sed the toilet but they say thats not an excuse n theyv checkd the bogs n av not bin there. am havin a disaplinery meetin on thursday n am worried am gona get sacked. does any1 know if they can sack you for taking a dump? or better can any1 think of a good explainatan to give em?
cheers
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*bubbles**bubbles*Member 10 years
the thing that a duno how to explain is they checked the bogs in the area a work n obv a wasnt there a was swanning off but if a tell em that a dont like ****ing in the same place as them they mite tek it personly it might offend them meanin more likely get sacked. its proper buggin me a mean a man has his rights to be able to turd wher he wants yeah
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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by *bubbles*:
the thing that a duno how to explain is they checked the bogs in the area a work n obv a wasnt there a was swanning off but if a tell em that a dont like ****ing in the same place as them they mite tek it personly it might offend them meanin more likely get sacked. its proper buggin me a mean a man has his rights to be able to turd wher he wants yeah

 Absolutely Bubbles  The Union movement fought for things like these.

 

Could be a health and safety issue too?

 

 

 

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Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by *bubbles*:
the thing that a duno how to explain is they checked the bogs in the area a work n obv a wasnt there a was swanning off but if a tell em that a dont like ****ing in the same place as them they mite tek it personly it might offend them meanin more likely get sacked. its proper buggin me a mean a man has his rights to be able to turd wher he wants yeah

 Absolutely Bubbles  The Union movement fought for things like these.

 

Could be a health and safety issue too?

 

 

 

*sniggers*

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*bubbles**bubbles*Member 10 years
well on me shift this morning a decided to continu me toilet tours coz a thort nar av got nothin to be ashamed of a man is entitled to **** where he wants so a wandud off to the offices area n tried out ther bogs for the1st time. very impressed theyv just bin done out even the toilet seat lids dont slam down n they flush themselvs wen ya finished. how does it know wen ya finished ****ing lol
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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by *bubbles*:
well on me shift this morning a decided to continu me toilet tours coz a thort nar av got nothin to be ashamed of a man is entitled to **** where he wants so a wandud off to the offices area n tried out ther bogs for the1st time. very impressed theyv just bin done out even the toilet seat lids dont slam down n they flush themselvs wen ya finished. how does it know wen ya finished ****ing lol

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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by suzybean:

Good for you! As Rosie mentioned, it's a fundamental human right. Even my one year old knows not to bother me with trivialities when he sees me put my Sven-Goran Eriksson autobiography under my arm as I glide serenely to the latrine. It's my time, and like I said it's sacred. 

 At least you're not stuck for bog roll Suzy

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Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by suzybean:

Good for you! As Rosie mentioned, it's a fundamental human right. Even my one year old knows not to bother me with trivialities when he sees me put my Sven-Goran Eriksson autobiography under my arm as I glide serenely to the latrine. It's my time, and like I said it's sacred. 

 At least you're not stuck for bog roll Suzy

 it's a hardback unfortunately.

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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by suzybean:

Good for you! As Rosie mentioned, it's a fundamental human right. Even my one year old knows not to bother me with trivialities when he sees me put my Sven-Goran Eriksson autobiography under my arm as I glide serenely to the latrine. It's my time, and like I said it's sacred. 

 At least you're not stuck for bog roll Suzy

 it's a hardback unfortunately.

FM
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*bubbles**bubbles*Member 10 years
quote:
Ells

Tell the bosses you have IBS and anxiety and the fear of people hearing/smelling you means you have to find a floor with less people or where people don't know you.  They can't sack you for that.




ells ur a genius man! this is the kinda thing a was lookin for am gona memberize this script n am gona use it on thursday n hopefully a wont get the boot
cheers mate
*bubbles*
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Another vote for travelling vast distances to find your perfect toilet.
On the other hand Mrs Jer can also go anywhere. Previously and on earlier Forums , I've dined out on the story, of m'dear wife finding herself touching cloth near the New Brighton sea front and with as much dignity as she could muster she followed through onto the steps. She did insist on returning the following morning, thus finding that someone had stepped in it.
Turtle class. I do love her.
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SaintSaintMember 10 years
Originally Posted by *bubbles*:
quote:
Ells

Tell the bosses you have IBS and anxiety and the fear of people hearing/smelling you means you have to find a floor with less people or where people don't know you.  They can't sack you for that.




ells ur a genius man! this is the kinda thing a was lookin for am gona memberize this script n am gona use it on thursday n hopefully a wont get the boot
cheers mate

I gave that bloody suggestion first !!!

 

You make me feel sh*t now

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Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Another vote for travelling vast distances to find your perfect toilet.
On the other hand Mrs Jer can also go anywhere. Previously and on earlier Forums , I've dined out on the story, of m'dear wife finding herself touching cloth near the New Brighton sea front and with as much dignity as she could muster she followed through onto the steps. She did insist on returning the following morning, thus finding that someone had stepped in it.
Turtle class. I do love her.

In my case it's unfamiliar privvies, but fair play to Mrs. J!

Hiya Xochi 

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Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Another vote for travelling vast distances to find your perfect toilet.
On the other hand Mrs Jer can also go anywhere. Previously and on earlier Forums , I've dined out on the story, of m'dear wife finding herself touching cloth near the New Brighton sea front and with as much dignity as she could muster she followed through onto the steps. She did insist on returning the following morning, thus finding that someone had stepped in it.
Turtle class. I do love her.

If I were Mrs Jer I'd bloody kill you for sharing that,

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