kris, kris, kris kris,
I think of you all the time and must do
when I doodle, because it looks like you,
maybe a little bit poodle,
All the girls in the house wanted to
shower you with kisses,
it really was a hit for the misses,
sorry about that bit, I tried lots of times,
I know it sounds crap
but at least it rhymes,
I can see you moving on to greater things,
maybe singing with the ting tings,
or acting maybe, what about corrie,
you could be a dog, and piss on a lorry,


Dont be too brutal with me my friends,
I do it for the love of Krissssssssss.