lisa has gone to to someones house to see one tonight
clairvoyant only allows 6 people she can 'read'
i remember going to pub to meet lisa & had a reading-cost a tenner-you lot said it was a load of bollox what bloke said & youre probably right
anyway
i thought to myself-this bird only earns tenner each off 6 people
not bad really-£60 for a couple of hours work
nah
she charges £25 per person
meaning its £150 per house call tax free
sh!t
im in the wrong job
i also said the old joke to lisa
'if she laughs at any point-punch her'
lisa said 'why?'
i said
'my Mom always said you should strike a happy medium'