You lucky sod!

If I had the house to myself for a few days I would:

Pamper myself silly

Plenty of bubble baths

Invite friends for a BBQ (and drinks if I wasn't pregnant)

Have a girls night in (PJs food booze)

Sleep til lunchtime.....maybe longer

Read a book

Watch all the stuff I record on TV that I never get to watch

Order the takeaways I want (none of the 'oh can't get there, kids don't like it' carry on)

And just enjoy the peace.

lisa & kids are going on holiday on sunday morning

im staying here with dogs

im already bored thinking about what im gonna do in an empty house

days are gonna be boring

nights worse

we had bath ripped out-got a shower

if i had a 'girls night in' i'd be thrown out of house

no take-aways im on a diet

cant sleep in i got insomnia + the dogs need to be let out

i might decorate

OK, I'm here, *Rolls up sleeves* do as you are told and take this book, go and sit in the corner, and don't speak until spoken to.....

("There that's him sorted, now where was I?")

shame though cos ticket is paid for

but cost about £200 to swap it into someone elses name

still a fair price to pay for private villa with own pool

You lucky sod!

If I had the house to myself for a few days I would:

Pamper myself silly

Plenty of bubble baths

Invite friends for a BBQ (and drinks if I wasn't pregnant)

Have a girls night in (PJs food booze)

Sleep til lunchtime.....maybe longer

Read a book

Watch all the stuff I record on TV that I never get to watch

Order the takeaways I want (none of the 'oh can't get there, kids don't like it' carry on)

And just enjoy the peace.

Do you have to stay behind to watch the dogs?  Sounds like a nice holiday to go on.

i got ticket bought for me-free-the money was there to renew passport-free

but

2 things

1) i wouldnt trust anyone to look after my greyhounds

2) theyre going with family a few doors down-thems that got the twin girls

'the kray twins' as i call 'em

very scary 15yr old girls that look like they would slit your throat as you slept

theyre 4 kids short of being the midwich cuckoos

Well kick off your shoes, get a pizza for lunch, have a few cold cans, and enjoy the peace and quiet... 

its really boring rog

i was up at 5am to see them off

so far ive vacced every room

done 4 loads of washing (cos kids decided to dump their dirty washing in basket this morning!

dried it-ironed it

bleached kitchen, gotta wear sunglasses when i go in there

read a whole book

walked the greyhounds so much that their legs have worn down to size of a daschund

had 2 showers

changed the bed

watered the garden

done the bin bags/recycling

i think i shoulda spread that lot over the week

ive had 3 offers today!

1) i actually got called for to go out-it was 11.30am lisas mate was off to pub-i said it was too early for me

2) the girl that sat on my lap on my birthday found out i was on my own-she just called & asked me round tomorrow night-i said no cos i feel sick cos of hot weather- ive also just put the bolt on the door

3) lisas mom text & asked if i want to go out for lunch with her & lisas dad on wednesday afternoon at fradley junction- isaid i cant cos my step-bro is coming over-i like them but it'd be awkward without lisa

step-bro is very tall very gay & very loud-he's bringing the booze & we're gonna watch the new DIVINE film

i have had a drink tonight

but you cant tell can you?

ive had 3 offers today!

1) i actually got called for to go out-it was 11.30am lisas mate was off to pub-i said it was too early for me

2) the girl that sat on my lap on my birthday found out i was on my own-she just called & asked me round tomorrow night-i said no cos i feel sick cos of hot weather- ive also just put the bolt on the door

3) lisas mom text & asked if i want to go out for lunch with her & lisas dad on wednesday afternoon at fradley junction- isaid i cant cos my step-bro is coming over-i like them but it'd be awkward without lisa

step-bro is very tall very gay & very loud-he's bringing the booze & we're gonna watch the new DIVINE film

i have had a drink tonight

but you cant tell can you?

i think im off to bed

best kylie song ever

Matter of opinion tho innit 

shart arp its good it is

Netflix do a free 30day trial, there is so much on it

well

lisa is having a nightmare of a holiday

poor sod