@velvet donkey posted:

Don't annoy them or they jab you hard.

Sound advice Velvet

You still get your sticker though

Stickers mean nout           

@velvet donkey posted:

Don't talk to me about nurses. They were all husband's Mercs and takeaways.

One - aye one - asked me how I was after an overdose       

Don't want that back.

Look into midwifery. That's a shocker