..what will you be spending your time watching this week..??
I remember once sitting in a police cell on one of my drunken free pass for the night stays; and lying on the thin mattress which is in fact suprisingly good for the back.
I was memsmerised, almost transfixed in fact, on the flickering light to my humble abode; so much so that my relief at being released from custody was based solely on the fact that I would never again have only that uselessly flickering Peckham police station cell light to bore me in ways I'd never previously thought imaginable.
At least with the utter cack which now passes for BB I have the option to switch channels; without needing a lawyer to extricate me from said pickle.
The British public have steadfastly remained year after year to be the most spectacularly stupid bunch of of mostly sacks of water inhabiting our planet; and simply reaffirmed that fact last Friday.
It's a good thing that next years show is the *LAST* because quite frankly the ability of the mass viewing/voting public to ensure a show worth watching; is akin to expecting a semi-psychotic Gnu playing the Greek national anthem backwards on a harp, whilst perfoming fellatio on a despondent Army Ant who just happened to be passing.
Meanwhile I'm semi-drunk, totally bad-tempered, good looking beyond belief (no really - beyond belief..) and feeling randy.
Randys boyfriend has threatened to murder me; but I made him a Kebab Pot Noodle, and now he thinks I'm a God..which caused me to kill him instead the irreverent bastard..
I remember once sitting in a police cell on one of my drunken free pass for the night stays; and lying on the thin mattress which is in fact suprisingly good for the back.
I was memsmerised, almost transfixed in fact, on the flickering light to my humble abode; so much so that my relief at being released from custody was based solely on the fact that I would never again have only that uselessly flickering Peckham police station cell light to bore me in ways I'd never previously thought imaginable.
At least with the utter cack which now passes for BB I have the option to switch channels; without needing a lawyer to extricate me from said pickle.
The British public have steadfastly remained year after year to be the most spectacularly stupid bunch of of mostly sacks of water inhabiting our planet; and simply reaffirmed that fact last Friday.
It's a good thing that next years show is the *LAST* because quite frankly the ability of the mass viewing/voting public to ensure a show worth watching; is akin to expecting a semi-psychotic Gnu playing the Greek national anthem backwards on a harp, whilst perfoming fellatio on a despondent Army Ant who just happened to be passing.
Meanwhile I'm semi-drunk, totally bad-tempered, good looking beyond belief (no really - beyond belief..) and feeling randy.
Randys boyfriend has threatened to murder me; but I made him a Kebab Pot Noodle, and now he thinks I'm a God..which caused me to kill him instead the irreverent bastard..
