There's some really startling non-confessions on here tonight 

You are Marcus Bently.

mine was better. I think.

I have another but if I post it people might kill me.

tell us after the rap party then

dAVINA MAYBE??

Or with a name like that ..................Carol Vorderman

We wouldn't want that. Resist the urge. The devil is definitely evil, I read it in a book somewhere so it must be true 

Did you ever make your bloody computer game btw?

I am soo tempted to post my terrible confession.

you cant do that maths, its on a need to know basis and we all need to know

Nope, you never know though eh? Funny old night this, end of an era and a form of closure for us all I think. I've cried once tonight already.

Sorry Maths don't mean to derail your thread mate.

Do you have any??

Some, maybe.

Ha ha ha, I knew you'd never do that game!  Get back in touch with the crazy Americans and get it done!  We can have a race, see if I get my book done before you do your game?  I'm sure both will totally 110% happen.

I cannot believe you bloody cried.

I didn't cry, do I have a heart of stone? 

You ALL have to do confessions, even if they are shit and unembarrassing.

Tsk ... spit it out man - I have loads. 

OK NOT evil but driving home from our holiday in France in the wee hours last Wednesday my contact lenses went. Vaguely recalling a rather fetching picnic spot just off the Bath turn off I headed for the same. Just me - mid 40's, poor vision,500 mile drive behind me, knackered - and my 2 teenagers. It looks good in the daytime. At half past midnight, different tale. Not helped when daughter suggested reinsertion of contacts would be helped by turning on car interior light. Cue lots of unwanted attention by other vehicles.... never left a spot so quickly with only one lens in all my life.

I found out later it's where Ron Davies used to go badger watching....

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ace!

So Mario's not the only one with a secret?

Definitely. That brass band was so shit I was crying my eyes out 

The end is the end. I defy you to tell me that wasn't deeply philosophical.

ha ha ha I have thought of a new confession. it's vaguely embarrassing? 

Oh, you as well. I don't think I have any to make

There needs to be more confessions. especially if anyone has any embarrassing ones.

I may well do, I just can't remember them at the moment

Oh absolutely. Aristotle must be proud!

It's coming. I just need to wait for the right moment.

Do it

You're Geography and not really Mathematics?

You Applied Mathematics?

I made it to the final 100 of Big Brother 8. Its a terrible confession because who would want to be a part of the shit fest that was BB8?

Bliddy hell, we could have had you instead of Bwian! Or Ziggy! Or Seany! Or Jonty! You could've showered with Carole, dried your bits under the hairdriers afterwards, got woody with Charley in the caravan and then pushed her in the pool!

I reckon I would have started a romance with Charley, y'know for da magazine deals innit!! 

And then drop her like a hot rock the second the money was in the bank?
You... tart, you!

Not before releasing a single with us covering 'Especially for you', reap the profits first 

Eurghh..
I can safely say I'm glad you never got in, then!

i never applied for bb but i was a caller on bblb once. it wasduring bb5 and dermot was really nice

Did we ever find out Marios big secret ?

His secret was that there wasn't a secret. It was Mario's attempt to make him look vaguely interesting......and even that didn't work.

It's imminent - I can sense it....

Here goes.

I don't like mathematics. I loathe mathematics. I got a D in mathematics back in school and I never looked back. I am a man of science and logic, but maths? I would rather study religion. I would rather study Paris Hilton. I would rather drink from my own toilet bowl than have to spend a year studying for a maths exam. If I was given a choice between maths or a ferret hanging from my bloody finger by it's teeth, I'd choose the ferret.

This is Mathematics exposed and uncensored. I am no mathematician. Keep your equations. Keep your Pi. Keep your decimals. I appreciate what maths has done for the modern ages, and for that I am grateful, but it's not for me.

Mathematics - mathematics = Bliss 

Mathematics - fantastic post. I too hate maths and would like to give you a round of support for confessing this.

Bloody hell!  

I'm off for a lie down.