ok, I'm lost with this one  

moi aussi! Can't wait to see how it pans out though! 

So'm I.

Shall we get lost with Chet?

Joins the queue.

Me too! 

*watches from a distance waiting to put me oar in* 

I get it! Chet Baker  one of my favourite lyrics:

Lets get lost in a romantic mist

Lets get crossed off everybody's list

Here you are sprout

I might even dip both oars 

He had a sad life though 

She's almost there  

Great lassie  

And thus great art occurs. 

The full onion - no shallots 

Musta taken bottle - made a wood.

Lost in France Donks? 

That's the most misleading title post ever   I thought it was going to be about a bottle of Shiraz or Cab Sauv

So, Chet.  Excellent.

Don't mess with me or you'll get the feather duster.

The lunch I've had, a feather duster could knock me over

There's a joke in there somewhere.

But I like ya too much   

I've broad shoulders

I'd always be lookin at your legs. As we passed in the street.

And sayin to meself..

"Always follow the legs".

Been a couple of cul-de-sacs 

Good.  I wear nice shoes.

I withdraw the previous statement:  my shoulders are not on a par with a Russian shot putter

You're fine and dainty - we know  

All similarities to Tessa Sanderson are completely unfounded 

And litigious.

This is where I plead the 5th

That wisnae what you were saying last Thursday 

You were pleading for Allah. Or Alan...it was hazy.

I'm gonna get skelpt  

    Maybe.  Once I stop laughing.

Brown envelope.  In 50's.  We'll say no more about it.

Deal