LOL.... very good Mine would read.... Noirin..... this is Davina.... I am coming to get you!!

she can have him for me tupps they deserve each other

Brillyunt!

Excellent tupps!

As you can see.. I'm taking this pretty hard..

Tupps that is so funny

Well done

love it!

Very good.

Funny .

It's quite cathartic.. I may do another to the tune of Promiscuous Girl by that Nelly Furtado..

LOVE IT!

My message would be.....

"Boirin, you really AIN'T all that. Seriously "

another pink one....

quote:

Originally posted by tupps:
I'm sending a plea to the siren to put down the Vash and save my bet!

Please feel free to leave your own odes and messages..

To the tune of Jolene (by Dolly Parton)..

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

Your pheremones beyond compare
With flaming dimples everywhere
The pink pool outfit the hoochiest I’ve ever seen
Your smile is like a Colgate ring of
Confidence or some such thing
And I cannot be doing with you, Noirin

He ogles you when you sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From rolling my eyes at you, Noirin
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take Gypsie’s man
But you don’t know what this means to me, Noirin

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

Oh you could have your choice of men
Please go for Tom, he’s not gonna win
The Vash could do though.. Noiriiiiin

I’ve had to have this talk you moo
My bet you see depends on you
So get your mitts off you bliddy caah, Noiriiiiiin

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

My message would be Ya lucky cow, Siavash is hooooot!

Brilliant Tupps!

Ha, ha love it..

tupps can you also do a thread as to why Siavash would betray this lovely girl after just been together for 4 months

pics and article

quote:

Originally posted by paace:
tupps can you also do a thread as to why Siavash would betray this lovely girl after just been together for 4 months

pics and article

Awwww... because he's a git..

You could do a thread paace... just click on new, then click on discussion...type in the box, press send.. (just like a reply in a thread).. et voila..

I may do a little something something on behalf of Marcus in response to Noir-vash to the tune of Roxanne by The Police..

Noiiiiiiiiiriiiiiiin... you don't have to sleep in his bed tonight!

Brilliant.

Excellent Tupps, but I'm beginning to worry about how much money you have put on Siavash to win. Are you in Kennys league?

quote:

Originally posted by Mentalist:
Excellent Tupps, but I'm beginning to worry about how much money you have put on Siavash to win. Are you in Kennys league?

Only a tenner.. but it's the principle of the thing.. she may be depriving me of shoes!

Well done tupps

noirin....a message from marcus.......


Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take

I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay

I'll be watching you

Oh can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I keep crying baby please

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake

I'll be watching you

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!

I sang it all the way through in my head!

quote:

Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
I sang it all the way through in my head!

Come sit right by me, Kaff.

On the saddos bench

did you do it in a 'countreeee' accent..

Brilliant Tupps.

*curtseys* thank you chaps..

quote:

Originally posted by evviva!:

quote:

Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
I sang it all the way through in my head!

Come sit right by me, Kaff.

On the saddos bench

I like Dolly, I do!

quote:

Originally posted by tupps:
did you do it in a 'countreeee' accent..

Hell yeah... blonde wig and checked shirt too (I can already give her a run for her money in the boobage dept!)

quote:

Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:

quote:

Originally posted by tupps:
did you do it in a 'countreeee' accent..

Hell yeah... blonde wig and checked shirt too (I can already give her a run for her money in the boobage dept!)

On the country theme.

Juice Newton is appropriate:

Midnight,
and I'm a-waiting on the twelve-oh-five
Hoping it'll take me just a little farther down the line

Moonlight,
you're just a heartache in disguise;
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
if it's only for a very short time

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Laying out another lie,
thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
to keep me away from you

Honey, you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody telling everybody what you have done
Baby, I know it makes you sad
But when they're handing out the heartaches
you know you got to have you some

Lovers, I know you've had a few
But hide your heart beneath the covers
and tell 'em they're the only one
And others, they know just what I'm going through
And it's a-hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it for fun

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you

Playing with the queen of hearts...

awwwwww.... Vimes..

I can picture Marcus now .. with his electric guitar and amp in the garden (praying for rain ) as he watches Siavash giving Noirin some of his middle eastern moves..

quote:

Originally posted by tupps:
awwwwww.... Vimes..

I can picture Marcus now .. with his electric guitar and amp in the garden (praying for rain ) as he watches Siavash giving Noirin some of his middle eastern moves..

Brilliant post Tupps

quote:

Originally posted by Marguerita:
Brilliant post Tupps

and I didn't even really swear Marge..