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That a woman may use 


(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'... That will bring on a 'whatever'). 
 
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell... 
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 
 

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Originally Posted by sprout:

There speaks a man from experience 

its true-number 3

me 'whats wrong'

her 'nothing'

then a few drinks and i find out that 'nothing' isnt nothing, its a build up of moans and complaints!

 

number 4

me 'im off out, ok?'

her 'go ahead'

me 'oh, ok, ina bit'

her 'where you off to?'

me ' just to meet my mate'

her 'right'

silence

and i know im better off staying put

its safer, a lot safer and quieter


 

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