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Originally posted by Princess Gollum:
I have just had details of her task leaked to me She will be hung above the swimming pool wearing only a pair of donkey ears and the HM's will all be blindfolded and given a baseball bat with which they have to take turns at hitting Nikki until they give up or fall in the pool. It's being called the Pinata task and it will be a mystery as to what will fall out of her.

PMSL

please

Brilliant!

I will be very disappointed in I turn in to see this and it doesn't happen.

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and it will be a mystery as to what will fall out of her.

A couple of implants and some sawdust?

I have also been told that if anyone strikes her from behind and loses their bat it WILL be replaced by BB with no penalty to the HM.

Suddenly BB10 seems alluring and new

thats fricking hilarious!!!!

Will they all be chanting "Who is she"" each time they thwack her?

I wonder how much it would take to bribe BB to let me in tot he house for this task.

WB Princess Gollum

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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and it will be a mystery as to what will fall out of her.

A couple of implants and some sawdust?

It certainly won't be food!!

As my ole mum used to say, she'll be full o' wind & piss.

PMSL...I wanna be part of that task

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Originally posted by Kaytee:
PMSL...I wanna be part of that task

I think you will be in a queue with about 15 million others

omg I so want Live Feed for this. That would make my day even though I am a Princess Nikki fan (don't attack me, I just understand her ways) even though i hate the tantrums.

I bet it would be too funny to watch.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
Will they all be chanting "Who is she"" each time they thwack her?

you're already there aren't you

I think it's disgusting of BB to allow this - what if they hit her too hard and fracture her skull or something? It would be a slow and painful death, and even then she might survive and sell her story to OK magazine It would be more humane to give them machine guns. I am appalled and if this goes ahead I for one will be complaining to OFSTED.

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Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
omg I so want Live Feed for this. That would make my day even though I am a Princess Nikki fan (don't attack me, I just understand her ways) even though i hate the tantrums.

I bet it would be too funny to watch.

I think we should both run .

Was she screeching 'IM COOOLD'

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Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:


I think it's disgusting of BB to allow this - what if they hit her too hard and fracture her skull or something? It would be a slow and painful death, and even then she might survive and sell her story to OK magazine It would be more humane to give them machine guns. I am appalled and if this goes ahead I for one will be complaining to OFSTED.

As nothing appeared to sink into that thick skull of hers either in the house or since I doubt that even Marcus, with his killer eyebrow, has the power to fracture HER skull so I reckon the task will be fine.

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Originally posted by Princess Gollum:

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Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:


I think it's disgusting of BB to allow this - what if they hit her too hard and fracture her skull or something? It would be a slow and painful death, and even then she might survive and sell her story to OK magazine It would be more humane to give them machine guns. I am appalled and if this goes ahead I for one will be complaining to OFSTED.

As nothing appeared to sink into that thick skull of hers either in the house or since I doubt that even Marcus, with his killer eyebrow, has the power to fracture HER skull so I reckon the task will be fine.

Considering her skull is made of stone, I don't think there will be a problem.

The bats should be coated with acid.

Breaking news. As this task has been exposed before the due time they have hastily re-arranged it. She is now going in with Jon Tickle in a re-enactment of one one of his Braniac experiments. She is going to pretend to be asleep in a caravan (a la Brian Bellend) and the caravan is going to be filled with C4 and wires ran back to a detonator. The chosen housemate will then have 6 hours to press the detonator and identify the body.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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and it will be a mystery as to what will fall out of her.

A couple of implants and some sawdust?