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It has been said that man can survive weeks without food, and only a week without water. But a few of the housemates were only concerned with what they felt they couldn't survive the night without - tobacco.

"Where's the tobacco?" asked Lisa as she piled into the Store Room.

"This is what it looks like!" gasped Hira as she stared for the first time at a Store Room filled by a luxury budget.

"Here's your extensions," Hira added as she handed them to Dogface, who looked a bit nonplussed. "How the hell do you put these in?" she asked.

"You know what, we've got no tobacco," cried Lisa, "is it behind the pop?" she asked.

"Has somebody taken the tobacco out?" asked Bea sounding as frantic as Lisa.

"I need the tobacco, I ain't got none. They might have forgot to put it on," said Lisa getting a bit panicky.

"We wrote it down," said a determined voice.

Siavash, however, was more concerned with nutrition. "Is there any more jelly babies in there?" he asked hopefully.

Lisa had clearly had enough searching for the tobacco and was taking further. "I'll go and see Big Brother as the tobacco is not there," she said determinedly.

But it was bad news - Big Brother was unable to get their precious tobacco and it would arrive tomorrow.

How will they ever survive?
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Originally posted by Free Thinking:
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It has been said that man can survive weeks without food, and only a week without water. But a few of the housemates were only concerned with what they felt they couldn't survive the night without - tobacco.

"Where's the tobacco?" asked Lisa as she piled into the Store Room.

"This is what it looks like!" gasped Hira as she stared for the first time at a Store Room filled by a luxury budget.

"Here's your extensions," Hira added as she handed them to Dogface, who looked a bit nonplussed. "How the hell do you put these in?" she asked.

"You know what, we've got no tobacco," cried Lisa, "is it behind the pop?" she asked.

"Has somebody taken the tobacco out?" asked Bea sounding as frantic as Lisa.

"I need the tobacco, I ain't got none. They might have forgot to put it on," said Lisa getting a bit panicky.

"We wrote it down," said a determined voice.

Siavash, however, was more concerned with nutrition. "Is there any more jelly babies in there?" he asked hopefully.

Lisa had clearly had enough searching for the tobacco and was taking further. "I'll go and see Big Brother as the tobacco is not there," she said determinedly.

But it was bad news - Big Brother was unable to get their precious tobacco and it would arrive tomorrow.

How will they ever survive?
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I think Lisa needs a few Champix tabs.. Thumbs Up
or failing that tranquilisers..
lightfoot
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Originally posted by lightfoot:
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Originally posted by Mathematics:
It is such an unfortunate sight when people seem so dependant on a substance. They are slaves to tobacco. What a way to live.

I used to be that slave, but now I just eat, is there a tablet to stop me eating and stopping me becoming the size of a small heifer??


But I bet you don't shout and swear and throw your weight around when you can't get your hands on a pizza. Unlike Lisa, who self-destructs and makes everyone feel her pain.
Mathematics
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Originally posted by Mathematics:
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Originally posted by lightfoot:
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Originally posted by Mathematics:
It is such an unfortunate sight when people seem so dependant on a substance. They are slaves to tobacco. What a way to live.

I used to be that slave, but now I just eat, is there a tablet to stop me eating and stopping me becoming the size of a small heifer??


But I bet you don't shout and swear and throw your weight around when you can't get your hands on a pizza. Unlike Lisa, who self-destructs and makes everyone feel her pain.

No, and belive me after the last few months I've had, and I can still be a non smoker, I'll never smoke again..
lightfoot
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Originally posted by *BB*:
As a heavy smoker myself, I don't understand why HMs who smoke don't take inhalators or patches into the house. I have an inhalator and while it's not the same as smoking and although it's not helping me give up, it does help with the withdrawal symptoms to some extent.
If I'm on a long flight or train journey I always take nicotine gum. It's a lot better than having nicotine withdrawal symptoms. God knows why none of them take some in with them.
captain marbles

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