Ooooh I eez back - using powers of Parisian persuasion

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Les patisseries sont tres bonne et zay are tres moreish, so zay sont tres fattening!

Not to me, I don't eat cake and don't start...it been fecking years  

Ave vous une cuppa?

Saint posted:

Ooooh I eez back - using powers of Parisian persuasion

Way to go Renton  

Syd posted:

I need an interpreter.......

murder innit...if they spoke french I could sort of muddle through 

Be honest - wee all lurve zer fat chef

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Syd posted:

I need an interpreter.......

murder innit...if they spoke french I could sort of muddle through 

I have the subtitles on for Mr B , so it's easy  

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

slurp - breathe - burp

Wee 

Baz posted:

I have the subtitles on for Mr B , so it's easy  

how the hell did they pick three we can't understand 

I like the sound of the French teams one 

Saint posted:

Be honest - wee all lurve zer fat chef

no 

Saint posted:

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

slurp - breathe - burp

 

Wee 

Already  

Baz posted:

I like the sound of the French teams one 

which were the salmonella ones Baz 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

I have the subtitles on for Mr B , so it's easy  

how the hell did they pick three we can't understand 

And the English guy has a lisp

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

That is me and my other half......Have you got a hidden camera?

Saint posted:

And the English guy has a lisp

yethss 

Yummy 

Saint posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

I have the subtitles on for Mr B , so it's easy  

how the hell did they pick three we can't understand 

And the English guy has a lisp

Syd posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

That is me and my other half......Have you got a hidden camera?

Rofl  

Syd posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

 

That is me and my other half......Have you got a hidden camera?

 switch your webcam off Syd 

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

Wee, Je also ave le poulet avec le black been sauce.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

Wee, Je also ave le poulet avec le black been sauce.

Ah....Le chinoiserie  

For your delectation . . . a silver fox plus beard

Sophisticated - non?

Saint posted:

For your delectation . . . a silver fox plus beard

 

Sophisticated - non?

Tres chic 

They are beeping out the bits I would understand.....

Lispy bollocks just gets in the bloody way

Syd posted:

They are beeping out the bits I would understand.....

.

Syd posted:

They are beeping out the bits I would understand.....

it's on fire

fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

Baz posted:

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Syd posted:

Ave vous une cuppa?

Wee, Je also ave le poulet avec le black been sauce.

Ah....Le chinoiserie  

Eet eez tres yummy!

I keep thinking of Tenko when this woman speaks.............

Oooo they are biting back .

stfu, you little tw*t...sorry it had to be said 

Syd posted:

I keep thinking of Tenko when this woman speaks.............

Yes ....her that ran the last camp  

Syd posted:

I keep thinking of Tenko when this woman speaks.............

I said that the first week...she would fit right in 

Yummy, now I understood that!

Those look nice

Eett doesn't quite av zee crunch

Off wiz zee head