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Baby's First Doctor  Visit

 

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's  examining

room, waiting for the doctor to  come in for the baby's first

exam.

 

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,  checked his weight,

and being a little concerned, asked if the  baby was breast-fed or

bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed, ' she  replied...

 

'Well, strip down to your waist,'  the doctor ordered.

 

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed,  kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional  and detailed examination.

 

Motioning to her to get dressed, the  doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any  milk.'

 

‘I know,' she said, 'I'm his  Grandma,

But I'm glad I came.'



Soozy Woo

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