*does a cartwheel*

DEAR LADIES SERIES 3

my complete heroine of all time is
'miss dodie bantock'

please order it from amazon or ebay - please find dody and courtney

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
*does a cartwheel*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wot cheers you up - get posting

chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i laughed out loud today

thorntons chocolates came into mind - i popped in yesterday only to find chaos

a q a mile long


everything was going wrong - their chocolate fountain was playing up - kiddies crying for ice cream

the three assistants getting over heated

NEXT!!!!

I sat back and enjoyed the atmos.

Shall I nekkid belly dance for you?

*does a Wilson Keppel and Betty sand dance*

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Originally posted by mad4cavs:
chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

you will like me thorntons story then -

so this stick insect asks for a chocolate dipped fudge kebab thing

no fudge - shouts an assistant to another

GIVE ME A PACKET OF FUDGE FROM THE SHELF!!!!!

other assistant:

stick insect:

assistant rips open packet - fudge everywhere!

proceeds to stick the few bits that fell on the counter onto a scewer 'thingy' then DIPS

the three rather sad cubes of fudge fall off aforementioned stick and into the chocolate fountain

assistant:

stick insect: oh never mind - it's ok I have changed my mind

assistant: NO I CAN DO THIS PLUS I HAVE OPENED A BAG OF FUDGE!!!!

stick insect looking at irrate faces of Q NO I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND

assistant: I CAN DO THIS (wipes stick clean) and proceeds to fish out bits of fudge from chocolate fountain!

then suddenly from another corner of tiny shop

ANN MARIE - THE MOP!!!!!

lol

oh sorry - you had to be there

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
*does a Wilson Keppel and Betty sand dance*

wonderful -

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Originally posted by Scotty:

lol lol lol

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:
Shall I nekkid belly dance for you?

thank you santonio - but not today

I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

ooooh I hope it's nothing serious petal

*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

Hope all is ok!

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

oh my darling -

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:
Shall I nekkid belly dance for you?

thank you santonio - but not today

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.

It's yer old cocklinnet innit? Would make anybody dilly and dally!

wot can we do to cheer our chum up

CONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

quote:

Originally posted by Garage Joe:
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.

It's yer old cocklinnet innit? Would make anybody dilly and dally!

language

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

aw blimey

Try and look on the bright side hun, at least they are not saying that the results are normal so they don't know what's wrong.
At least if they know they can get you sorted.

Hope it's something that can be sorted easily matey xx


as for you Lil, get yourself down to Mrs Miggins's and gorge on cake and pie

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

Toid

da ra ra ra ra OY! da ra ra ra ra OY!

demantoid - think of elvis

no seriously - i always think
wot would elvis do

his motto was
taking care of business
and thats exactly wot you are doing

we are like tiny cars - we need repairs from time to time

please let us know how you get on

rest assured we will be with you in thought

quote:

Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:

quote:

Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

quote:

Originally posted by Garage Joe:
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.

It's yer old cocklinnet innit? Would make anybody dilly and dally!

language

Hides song sheet with words of Knees up Muvva Brahnnn

quote:

Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
da ra ra ra ra OY! da ra ra ra ra OY!

bump da da da da da bump - eye eye eye eye -toidie look santonio



CALL A POLICEMAN!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
demantoid - think of elvis

no seriously - i always think
wot would elvis do

his motto was
taking care of business
and thats exactly wot you are doing

we are like tiny cars - we need repairs from time to time

please let us know how you get on

rest assured we will be with you in thought

Elvis dropped dead on the toilet with a log stuck

Thanks, everybody. It's x-rays and one blood test - and if neither of those show up anything, gawd knows...

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results

Good luck 'toid. I hope all is well

Thanks joe, and everyone

Demantoid, Hope you get on ok gawjussness

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Originally posted by Santonio:
Demantoid, Hope you get on ok gawjussness

I know you, do I not?

Good luck tomorrow, 'toid. Be thinking about you

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:
Demantoid, Hope you get on ok gawjussness

I know you, do I not?

Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello

Ahhh...

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello

Ahhh...

Do you require a nekkid belly dance?

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Santonio:
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello

Ahhh...

Do you require a nekkid belly dance?

Ummmmm... lemme think....

Good luck Deman