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Templetonpeck (Guest)
*does a cartwheel*
DEAR LADIES SERIES 3
my complete heroine of all time is
'miss dodie bantock'
please order it from amazon or ebay - please find dody and courtney
my complete heroine of all time is
'miss dodie bantock'
please order it from amazon or ebay - please find dody and courtney
quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
*does a cartwheel*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wot cheers you up - get posting
chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i laughed out loud today
thorntons chocolates came into mind - i popped in yesterday only to find chaos
a q a mile long
everything was going wrong - their chocolate fountain was playing up - kiddies crying for ice cream
the three assistants getting over heated
NEXT!!!!
I sat back and enjoyed the atmos.
thorntons chocolates came into mind - i popped in yesterday only to find chaos
a q a mile long
everything was going wrong - their chocolate fountain was playing up - kiddies crying for ice cream
the three assistants getting over heated
NEXT!!!!
I sat back and enjoyed the atmos.
Santonio (Guest)
Shall I nekkid belly dance for you?
Former Member
*does a Wilson Keppel and Betty sand dance*
quote:Originally posted by mad4cavs:
chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you will like me thorntons story then -
so this stick insect asks for a chocolate dipped fudge kebab thing
no fudge - shouts an assistant to another
GIVE ME A PACKET OF FUDGE FROM THE SHELF!!!!!
other assistant:
stick insect:
assistant rips open packet - fudge everywhere!
proceeds to stick the few bits that fell on the counter onto a scewer 'thingy' then DIPS
the three rather sad cubes of fudge fall off aforementioned stick and into the chocolate fountain
assistant:
stick insect: oh never mind - it's ok I have changed my mind
assistant: NO I CAN DO THIS PLUS I HAVE OPENED A BAG OF FUDGE!!!!
stick insect looking at irrate faces of Q NO I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND
assistant: I CAN DO THIS (wipes stick clean) and proceeds to fish out bits of fudge from chocolate fountain!
then suddenly from another corner of tiny shop
ANN MARIE - THE MOP!!!!!
lol
oh sorry - you had to be there
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
*does a Wilson Keppel and Betty sand dance*
wonderful -
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
lol lol lol
quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Shall I nekkid belly dance for you?
thank you santonio - but not today
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
Templetonpeck (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
ooooh I hope it's nothing serious petal
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
Hope all is ok!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
oh my darling -
Santonio (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Shall I nekkid belly dance for you?
thank you santonio - but not today
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.
It's yer old cocklinnet innit? Would make anybody dilly and dally!
wot can we do to cheer our chum up
CONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
CONGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eye eye eye eye eye eye eye eye
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.
It's yer old cocklinnet innit? Would make anybody dilly and dally!
language
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
aw blimey
Try and look on the bright side hun, at least they are not saying that the results are normal so they don't know what's wrong.
At least if they know they can get you sorted.
Hope it's something that can be sorted easily matey xx
as for you Lil, get yourself down to Mrs Miggins's and gorge on cake and pie
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
Toid
Former Member
da ra ra ra ra OY! da ra ra ra ra OY!
demantoid - think of elvis
no seriously - i always think
wot would elvis do
his motto was
taking care of business
and thats exactly wot you are doing
we are like tiny cars - we need repairs from time to time
please let us know how you get on
rest assured we will be with you in thought
no seriously - i always think
wot would elvis do
his motto was
taking care of business
and thats exactly wot you are doing
we are like tiny cars - we need repairs from time to time
please let us know how you get on
rest assured we will be with you in thought
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
*sings*
Moy owl men sed foll-ow der ven en down dilly dally on ver why..... etc.
It's yer old cocklinnet innit? Would make anybody dilly and dally!
language
Hides song sheet with words of Knees up Muvva Brahnnn
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
da ra ra ra ra OY! da ra ra ra ra OY!
bump da da da da da bump - eye eye eye eye -toidie look santonio
CALL A POLICEMAN!!!!
quote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
demantoid - think of elvis
no seriously - i always think
wot would elvis do
his motto was
taking care of business
and thats exactly wot you are doing
we are like tiny cars - we need repairs from time to time
please let us know how you get on
rest assured we will be with you in thought
Elvis dropped dead on the toilet with a log stuck
Thanks, everybody. It's x-rays and one blood test - and if neither of those show up anything, gawd knows...
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
I do need cheering up - I rang my GP today and I've got to go in tomorrow to discuss my test results
Good luck 'toid. I hope all is well
Thanks joe, and everyone
Santonio (Guest)
Demantoid, Hope you get on ok gawjussness
quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Demantoid, Hope you get on ok gawjussness
I know you, do I not?
Good luck tomorrow, 'toid. Be thinking about you
Santonio (Guest)
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Elloquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Demantoid, Hope you get on ok gawjussness
I know you, do I not?
quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello
Ahhh...
Santonio (Guest)
Do you require a nekkid belly dance?quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello
Ahhh...
quote:Originally posted by Santonio:Do you require a nekkid belly dance?quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
Aye, tis Russ/Ray innit Ello
Ahhh...
Ummmmm... lemme think....
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