Cannae be another Vicky Price surely?

Shall we? Shall we see what happens next?

Con the masses.

Nobody felt like that with Keith.

I'll make you all size twenties if you can afford it.

Nah  

Extra Virgin possum oil?  

Ahh Suzy  Its Velvet's lateral thinking. You cannot fight it, just go with it 

Don't even know what lateral thinking means... but think I got away with it 

I was always a good bluffer 

Ooooh, she's just walked in to court...looking majestic 

but that blue bag so didn't go with her black outfit 

You could tell she was inwardly saying to herself - hold head steady and walk forward 

Charles Saatchi made threat to 'destroy' Nigella Lawson

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25216157

She looked thin.

And yes . . . you could almost read her thoughts,

"Hold it together - maintain composure"

One must ponder if Satchel is in cahoots with the hired help to concot all these claims.

Nigella's winning 

Yeah, didn't like the bag but I want that coat she was wearing!

How are you following this? Is there a link ........I don't tweet incidentally.

I'm sat next to her in the witness box.

I'm getting alerts on my phone and when I can distract my one year old boss I check skynews.

http://news.sky.com/story/1177...on-aides-fraud-trial

Live updates on this link.

Ta Yogi 

Also here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...s-in-court-live.html

Holy crap she's destroying him AND his barrister. An exchange from this morning: 

Miss Lawson said she had been "flabbergasted" by the amount of money spent on Mr Saatchi's credit card by Francesca and Elisabetta Grillo and their "betrayal" had been "heartbreaking for my children" because Elisabetta Grillo, who began working as a nanny for her 16 years ago, was "a link to their father" John Diamond, Miss Lawson's first husband, who died of cancer.

Miss Lawson, wearing a black blouse with a white collar, frequently clashed with Anthony Metzer QC as he cross-examined her.

When he suggested that Mr Saatchi's background "conflicted" with hers she said: "I don't understand how my marriage is pertinent to you."

Referring to the death of Mr Diamond, Mr Metzer said "when he died, or passed away, I'll try to be tactful..." Miss Lawson interrupted and said: "You don't need to be tactful about death. You were smiling when you said that, it was flippant."

She agreed that Mr Saatchi had a "temper" and said he did not like to take part in family life.

She added: "Someone having money, it can be used to wield power, but for reasons that used to irritate Mr Saatchi it matters very much to me that I provide for my children."

She has admitted to taking cocaine use when she was married to John Diamond and in July 2010 and was married to Saatchi   intimate terrorism caused her to take it 

Thanks Rog.

What is 'intimate terrorism'?

Edit: s'okay, I googled.

What ever anyone thinks about her, she's right about this 

"She added that Mr Saatchi was "savaging" her reputation with the result that she was being on trial, not the defendants."

  she looked like she meant business 

its a known fact in the judicial system that the opposing lawyer should NEVER wear the same outfit as the person he is cross-examining

Are we all learning how those that get rich got there and what they will do to stay put?

Nigella: Saatchi grabbed my throat in row over having grandchildren 

Lose pounds...

Go through a stressful time in your life, lose even more pounds.

National Treasure   

Aspirational.

We've all got a Tunisian deli round the Amen Corner   

Things appear to be going well.

We'd all smash her back doors in

Whatever that means

Oi! Rude! *slap*

Those sisters seem like a pair of vindictive cows!

Greedy pair!

Thanks for filling the pregnant pause Rosie   

On Jeremy Kyle in Jan we'll find out if it's Saint's or moonie's with the dna results.