*grabs bar stool, and orders a pint of G & T*

*staggers in *

Hi dame voddy and cranberry please

bazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

pint or bucket ?  

have a drink Ros and calm down 

*grabs vodka and runs to other thread* 

*puts out collection bottle on the bar to have Nat's Pips removed*

grabs a bucket of voddy

baz is used to my neurotic hand wringing non snaffle hysteria

help yourself Ros, we want no Nat's Nuts upset 

cooooo eeeeee!

evening Senora...fill a bucket  

Ain't that the truth!! Evening Señora 

Keep the Vic bumped, I'm torn 

*nuts is on her final warning, she's not even put the bloody free drinks sign out*

... OK..... as long as there are free drinks and nibbles....

Baz hang on in...we have an Ian Beale special buffet at 11 

 Just a crisp sandwich will do....

Loads of crisps behind the bar Baz and I'm sure there will be egg sarnies coming with the buffet 

Evening 

*wipes bar down and cracks open bubbly, Nats is safe for now* 

I'll have a plate of cockles with plenty of pepper and vinegar and a glass of stout please!

(Actually I hate them both) but ............I've never been a big fan of Natalie up until now but she is winning me over.

we only serve Ian Beale's buffet Soozy  Plenty free booze too.....

I like her and so far still wanting her to be up there at the end 

Oooo, another one for the club 

The sign nuts.....I'm stocking the bar 

How long have I got?

* bump head* who said that 

What time do we open I mean? 

we're open...and take no notice of Soozy, we may get a rush on 

Awww Sooz. I love that song 

I need to test my new phone nuts...get ready 

I'm wanting to join here please, do I just waltz in whenever, or is there a system?

Evening all ... a cheeky little Pinot for me please. It's the post Christmas diet tomorrow, so I need a calorie rush tonight

Ohhh, a new phone Damish ... my daughter got a new one this week, I think she is surgically attached to it atm

You're in Scatts. I'll find your number in a tick. Help yourself to a drink it's all free 

Uh huh

The system is that whilst those two are trying out Dame's new phone we leap-frog the bar and serve ourselves ... whaddya want Scatts??

 i see you

*passes Rexi a drink* 

It's a new homes phones Rexi and I'm trying them out on nuts 

Can I get you one too?

Does it do anything fabulous ... like clean windows or summat??

*I will not drink the profits*

1 Moi

2 Nuts

3 Spider

4 Tori

5 Sweet

6 Sandra

7 Baz

8 Spongey

9 Angel

!0 Jenstar

11 Senora Reyes

12 Rexi 

13 --------

14 Ros

15 Justa

16 Scatts