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Here' a little contest for you lot to enjoy: 'Name my Nips'. There they are, plonked on my chest doing absolutely bugger all. Worthless, pointless and other words that mean the same and end in 'less'.

However, you guys get the opportunity to give them a persona, as in a name. The best names will win an AMAZING, imaginary, prize!!

Here's a little info about each one:

My Left Nip = He's quite sensitive to some fabrics, gets all irritated if touch the wrong sort. Quite pinky coloured with some hair surrounding it.

My Right Nip = Not sensitive to any fabrics, as far as I'm aware of. Has a little scar to the side of it, slightly darker coloured than the left but has more hair around it (seriously you could probably platt it).

Anyway, get thinking, be creative and may the best forumer win. I'll pick the winner in a couple of days

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Pinky and Perky

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Tom and Jerry

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John and Edward

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Bert and Ernie

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Nip and Tuck

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Ant and Dec *sniggers*

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Reference:

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Ha ha Brill -

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Richard and Judy

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Reference: lazybug

Ha ha Brill -

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Reference: moonie

Richard and Judy

Hahaha

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Eric and Ernie

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Little and Large

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Haggis and Neep

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Wayne and Waynetta

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Touchy and Feely

PussMember

Reference:

Richard and Judy

Thought that was just mine

MoonieMember VIP10 years

Reference: Puss

Thought that was just mine

Couldn't possibly know the answer to that

Ben and Nevis.................

ScottyMember 10 years

Reference: Sheepy

Wayne and Waynetta

Me like!

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Morecambe and Wise

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Renee and Renato.

Former Member

Fred and Fred Junior

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Sam and Geoff

Ben& Nevis!

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Bread and Butter.

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Twist and Shout.

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Left and Right.

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Bea Brigade

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ScottyMember 10 years

Reference: Bizzie

Twist and Shout.

If you win I`m going to scweam and scweam!

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Scweam and Scweam

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Bump and Grind.

HeartacheMember

They could feature in a hair removal advert as..> Before and After.

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Kathm and U.

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Reference: Scotty

I`m too cultured for this thread

Have you tried the 'bollocks' thread?

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Ooops - should I delete?

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Kathm and U

Double Dutch

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French and Saunders

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