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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by caigy73:
Och, it looks easy. If we had to give birth, we'd be in the pub by lunchtime for a pint to celebrate. Razzer


Boasting about the size of the afterbirth and squirting breastmilk at your mates for a joke

Not that I have a bad opinion on men Ninja


LMAO, it would save us a fortune on milk for our tea.
caigy73
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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I was a birth partner to my mate when she had her son and I found it more scary than when I gave birth to my two.

QOTHT if you are still lurking here, I am the worlds biggest coward with a remarkably low pain threshold and I had my two naturally with no painkillers.

you can get through it hun, don't panic Hug

Oh and Rawky - we will be round to insert a basketball in a certain orifice just so you can share the experience Wink


Yes, I am still lurking. Glance Don't worry, I'm still in denial about the whole birth thing. I'm still hoping that it's all a big fib and a lovely big stork will just bring the baby all wrapped up in a nice white blanket tied up in a bow like it used to do in cartoons. I'm right, aren't I? Nod Big Grin


Its like the best xmas ever..as soon as you go into labour its like waves of period pains, if you watch the monitor it will peak like a hill the top is what you feel the most then it comes down again and you have a rest..watch the monitor it really helps and the first time you set eye's on your baby is the most strangest feeling, its so indiscibable seeing someone you've made and carried and you see yourself in them, its like a miracle.... Hug
stonks
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
FrownerI was terrified going in to have my first baby because of the horror stories....How I see it now is if it weren't worth it would we go back for more eh? Big Grin


hello lovely Lee Hug Hope you and Eamon are well

It's true though lee, you do forget the pain afterwards. I remember lying on the delivery table after my second and saying I wanted another one.
Soon got that stupid idea out of my head Big Grin

ValentineHi gorgeous Veggie....We're fine thank you he gets more adorable by the day he's doing his best to talk atm Big Grin....How is Sebastian I'm sure he's as adorable as Beautiful Boy (Eamon) is....You do forget the pain Veggie when that surge of love takes over the pain is quickly a distant memory Nod
~Lee~
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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I was a birth partner to my mate when she had her son and I found it more scary than when I gave birth to my two.

QOTHT if you are still lurking here, I am the worlds biggest coward with a remarkably low pain threshold and I had my two naturally with no painkillers.

you can get through it hun, don't panic Hug

Oh and Rawky - we will be round to insert a basketball in a certain orifice just so you can share the experience Wink


Yes, I am still lurking. Glance Don't worry, I'm still in denial about the whole birth thing. I'm still hoping that it's all a big fib and a lovely big stork will just bring the baby all wrapped up in a nice white blanket tied up in a bow like it used to do in cartoons. I'm right, aren't I? Nod Big Grin


tbh thats the best way to be...naive all the way Thumbs Up

i mean that, EVERY woman has a different experience, everytime they give birth. you only remember the horror stories really.
Darthhoob
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Originally posted by Jeggo:
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Originally posted by stoory:
Don't watch any of the soaps if there's a baby due.

They always make a meal out of it.....I never screamed once Glance Big Grin



It does help to make a bit of noise tho` Big Grin


i was told off for screaming and told to concentrate on using the energy to push instead...it worked i pushed him out in less than 3 mins...though i gave myself piles too Blush Laugh
Darthhoob
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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
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Originally posted by Jeggo:
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Originally posted by stoory:
Don't watch any of the soaps if there's a baby due.

They always make a meal out of it.....I never screamed once Glance Big Grin



It does help to make a bit of noise tho` Big Grin


i was told off for screaming and told to concentrate on using the energy to push instead...it worked i pushed him out in less than 3 mins...though i gave myself piles too Blush Laugh


Ditto
Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]
I was petrified, when my waters started to rupture I didn't tell anyone. I had changed my mind and I didn't want a baby anymore, thought if I ignored it I would just go away. Obviously that wasnt going to work! I was so lucky as I couldn't feel any labour pain, had five contractions (the first I thought I needed a pooo). I found it more a weird sensation rather than a painful one, especially the one where I pushed him right down and then he went right back up, only made that mistake once.
S
I don't think I should say anything Ninja

But I will Big Grin I had more pethadine than Michael Jackson and combined with the gas & air, I didn't know where or who I was.

The only thing I was aware of was how much bloody pain I was in. I don't remember it, but apparently at one stage I grabbed the nearest medical person and begged them to kill me and save the baby Laugh

And I've never forgotten that pain Skull

(QOTHT, I have a narrow pelvis so don't panic re. the above)

Number 2 came out of the sunroof Thumbs Up
The Secretary
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
I don't think I should say anything Ninja

But I will Big Grin I had more pethadine than Michael Jackson and combined with the gas & air, I didn't know where or who I was.

The only thing I was aware of was how much bloody pain I was in. I don't remember it, but apparently at one stage I grabbed the nearest medical person and begged them to kill me and save the baby Laugh

And I've never forgotten that pain Skull

(QOTHT, I have a narrow pelvis so don't panic re. the above)

Number 2 came out of the sunroof Thumbs Up


I have a narrow pelvis, it also didn't help when I kicked the midwife across the room, so didn't get my epidural which I'd pre booked, didn't get my gas & air, didn't get any sympathy from the nurses, unfortunately I kicked the nice midwife when I was aiming for the horrible one. (True by the way). I ended up trying to push my second son back up my thingy. Ninja
E
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
I don't think I should say anything Ninja

But I will Big Grin I had more pethadine than Michael Jackson and combined with the gas & air, I didn't know where or who I was.

The only thing I was aware of was how much bloody pain I was in. I don't remember it, but apparently at one stage I grabbed the nearest medical person and begged them to kill me and save the baby Laugh

And I've never forgotten that pain Skull

(QOTHT, I have a narrow pelvis so don't panic re. the above)

Number 2 came out of the sunroof Thumbs Up


I have a narrow pelvis, it also didn't help when I kicked the midwife across the room, so didn't get my epidural which I'd pre booked, didn't get my gas & air, didn't get any sympathy from the nurses, unfortunately I kicked the nice midwife when I was aiming for the horrible one. (True by the way). I ended up trying to push my second son back up my thingy. Ninja


Eeker I won't even ask how you did that Eeker Laugh

I didn't get an epidural either. When the anaesthetist asked if I had any back problems, my ever helpful husband piped up, "Oh yes, she gets a lot of backache"

Disappointed Disappointed Disappointed

It's a wonder he's still alive Ninja
The Secretary
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
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Originally posted by The Secretary:
I don't think I should say anything Ninja

But I will Big Grin I had more pethadine than Michael Jackson and combined with the gas & air, I didn't know where or who I was.

The only thing I was aware of was how much bloody pain I was in. I don't remember it, but apparently at one stage I grabbed the nearest medical person and begged them to kill me and save the baby Laugh

And I've never forgotten that pain Skull

(QOTHT, I have a narrow pelvis so don't panic re. the above)

Number 2 came out of the sunroof Thumbs Up


I have a narrow pelvis, it also didn't help when I kicked the midwife across the room, so didn't get my epidural which I'd pre booked, didn't get my gas & air, didn't get any sympathy from the nurses, unfortunately I kicked the nice midwife when I was aiming for the horrible one. (True by the way). I ended up trying to push my second son back up my thingy. Ninja


Eeker I won't even ask how you did that Eeker Laugh

I didn't get an epidural either. When the anaesthetist asked if I had any back problems, my ever helpful husband piped up, "Oh yes, she gets a lot of backache"

Disappointed Disappointed Disappointed

It's a wonder he's still alive Ninja


The 7ft Amazonian Warrior (the one I meant to kick) told me I hadn't contracted enough, I begged for my epidural, they wheeled me into theatre with my sons head half hanging out. Ninja Note to future mum's, don't attack midwifes. It was all my own fault.
E
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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
ValentineHi gorgeous Veggie....We're fine thank you he gets more adorable by the day he's doing his best to talk atm Big Grin....How is Sebastian I'm sure he's as adorable as Beautiful Boy (Eamon) is....You do forget the pain Veggie when that surge of love takes over the pain is quickly a distant memory Nod


Hi Lee, Wave

Do you remember me? I was Classy_Girl on the other forum a long time ago now, it was just before Eamon was born, I told you how much I wanted a baby etc..Well here I am almost 39 weeks pregnant Big Grinand it's looking like I'll be booked in for a C Section next week
Mr_Popeye
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Originally posted by Mr_Popeye:
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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
ValentineHi gorgeous Veggie....We're fine thank you he gets more adorable by the day he's doing his best to talk atm Big Grin....How is Sebastian I'm sure he's as adorable as Beautiful Boy (Eamon) is....You do forget the pain Veggie when that surge of love takes over the pain is quickly a distant memory Nod


Hi Lee, Wave

Do you remember me? I was Classy_Girl on the other forum a long time ago now, it was just before Eamon was born, I told you how much I wanted a baby etc..Well here I am almost 39 weeks pregnant Big Grinand it's looking like I'll be booked in for a C Section next week


Congrats to you Clapping

Come back and tell us what you have - we love forum babies Smiler
Rexi
It's a natural progression. I didn't think about it before hand and both my births were very different. It builds up so gradually that you almost don't realise it's at it's peak when it is!

Personally I found the "afterwards" worse ... bleeding for weeks, going for a poo the first time after Eeker, hormones all settling down again ... milk coming in etc.
pepsi
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Originally posted by Mr_Popeye:
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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
ValentineHi gorgeous Veggie....We're fine thank you he gets more adorable by the day he's doing his best to talk atm Big Grin....How is Sebastian I'm sure he's as adorable as Beautiful Boy (Eamon) is....You do forget the pain Veggie when that surge of love takes over the pain is quickly a distant memory Nod


Hi Lee, Wave

Do you remember me? I was Classy_Girl on the other forum a long time ago now, it was just before Eamon was born, I told you how much I wanted a baby etc..Well here I am almost 39 weeks pregnant Big Grinand it's looking like I'll be booked in for a C Section next week


good luck Thumbs Up and come and tell us what you had, I would say details, by that I mean sex weight and name Big Grin
LGS
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Originally posted by pepsi:
It's a natural progression. I didn't think about it before hand and both my births were very different. It builds up so gradually that you almost don't realise it's at it's peak when it is!

Personally I found the "afterwards" worse ... bleeding for weeks, going for a poo the first time after Eeker, hormones all settling down again ... milk coming in etc.


Oh going for a poo was worse than the labour. I had an episiotomy as well Crying
angelicarwen
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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
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Originally posted by pepsi:
It's a natural progression. I didn't think about it before hand and both my births were very different. It builds up so gradually that you almost don't realise it's at it's peak when it is!

Personally I found the "afterwards" worse ... bleeding for weeks, going for a poo the first time after Eeker, hormones all settling down again ... milk coming in etc.


Oh going for a poo was worse than the labour. I had an episiotomy as well Crying


Laugh I lied and said I had gone so I could go home....5 days later OH MY GOD Eeker I was so scared I was bobbing on and off the loo like a jack in the box , desperate to go but scared to let it go!! PMSL Laugh
pepsi
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Originally posted by pepsi:
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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
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Originally posted by pepsi:
It's a natural progression. I didn't think about it before hand and both my births were very different. It builds up so gradually that you almost don't realise it's at it's peak when it is!

Personally I found the "afterwards" worse ... bleeding for weeks, going for a poo the first time after Eeker, hormones all settling down again ... milk coming in etc.


Oh going for a poo was worse than the labour. I had an episiotomy as well Crying


Laugh I lied and said I had gone so I could go home....5 days later OH MY GOD Eeker I was so scared I was bobbing on and off the loo like a jack in the box , desperate to go but scared to let it go!! PMSL Laugh


Laugh I feel your pain , although we should probably keep quiet incase expectant Mummies are reading Ninja
angelicarwen
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Originally posted by pepsi:
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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
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Originally posted by pepsi:
It's a natural progression. I didn't think about it before hand and both my births were very different. It builds up so gradually that you almost don't realise it's at it's peak when it is!

Personally I found the "afterwards" worse ... bleeding for weeks, going for a poo the first time after Eeker, hormones all settling down again ... milk coming in etc.


Oh going for a poo was worse than the labour. I had an episiotomy as well Crying


Laugh I lied and said I had gone so I could go home....5 days later OH MY GOD Eeker I was so scared I was bobbing on and off the loo like a jack in the box , desperate to go but scared to let it go!! PMSL Laugh


PMSL!!!
littleleicesterfox

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