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A cuddly corn snake.
Beautiful! 
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Do snake lovers like Dave?
No, cos he believes in that bliddy Adam and Eve story!
I hadn't thought of that, Blizzie. No, cos he believes in that bliddy Adam and Eve story!
Pity we can't send him a plague of boils!!!
Thanks, Toid.
She laid a load of unfertilised eggs, recently, which we had to gradually remove, while she was wrapped round them.
She's been sulking ever since!
She laid a load of unfertilised eggs, recently, which we had to gradually remove, while she was wrapped round them.
She's been sulking ever since!
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Pity we can't send him a plague of boils!!!
Yes! Let's get all Old Testament on his ass..
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That's what I don't like about them too, and the 'gifts' they sometimes like to bring their people.
ugh, same here... and the hairballs, and that superior look they have... I don't need my pets looking down on me 
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Thanks, Toid. She laid a load of unfertilised eggs, recently, which we had to gradually remove, while she was wrapped round them. She's been sulking ever since!
Awww, bless 
Sounds as bad as Josie on her 'periurrd'
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Pity we can't send him a plague of boils!!! Yes!
Let's get all Old Testament on his ass..
i'm sure God will get him for his taking the Lord's name in vane (and his may other sins)Let's get all Old Testament on his ass..
The plague of blood seems to have missed its target and hit the Bristolian.
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Awww, bless Sounds as bad as Josie on her 'periurrd'
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She laid a load of unfertilised eggs, recently, which we had to gradually remove, while she was wrapped round them. She's been sulking ever since!
awwwww... you stole her babies.... fake babies... poor corn snake!
I've had a hamster (ours too escaped... chewed through every electrical wire it could find, somehow escaping electrocution, rampaged round the wall cavities & then presented itself in my Nana's room under her tights!
Also had guinea pigs, a cat, a rat, numerous dogs... and loved them all, but the cat was the only one that didn't seem to love us back. He buggered off in the end... went & found himself a new family when I came home from hospital carrying baby no. 2... he took one look and left! Guess he couldn't face going through all that again!
I dont like dogs at all and i dont really like ben
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I dont like dogs
For that you will feel the wrath of Angus & Gloria next time you venture up to Newcastle Bring a towel, it's gunna be slobbery!
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I've had a hamster (ours too escaped... chewed through every electrical wire it could find, somehow escaping electrocution, rampaged round the wall cavities & then presented itself in my Nana's room under her tights!
Was she in them at the time?
no... though that would have been funnier... she reckoned she'd left them on the back of her chair and they must have slid onto the floor (my mum says thats bull & she'll have just thrown them on the floor... its my paternal nana 
)... the poor thing somehow found its way in, but couldn't get out.
Or it was preparing to go rob a bank..
)... the poor thing somehow found its way in, but couldn't get out.Or it was preparing to go rob a bank..
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For that you will feel the wrath of Angus & Gloria next time you venture up to Newcastle Bring a towel, it's gunna be slobbery!
see now i think of them more as people *gets out of it quite well *
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Hamsters.. you gotta love 'em.
Hamsters.. you gotta love 'em.
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Hamsters.. you gotta love 'em
she was lovely! even if she did chew holes in my new duvet cover. She was my first pet that was my responsiblity... I had the rotastack cage things constructed over my back bedroom wall... she was a spoiled hamster! 
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Yes! Let's get all Old Testament on his ass.
Fake beards *check*, socks down knickers *check*....C'mon girls we have a stoning to get to 
~said in a Terry Jones voice~ Oooh, I love a good stoning!
Ditty, all hamsters should be spoiled
Well, I suppose we had better get on with Dave's circumcision - who's got the nail scissors?
*passes 'pudlian a rusty old penknife*
*& a hammer & nail.... to stretch it out ready*
~Passes a pair of blunt pinking shears, to give it a nice ric-rac edging..~
eye watering stuff
Are you sure you've finished cleaning your lawn mower with it?
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~Passes a pair of blunt pinking shears, to give it a nice ric-rac edging..~
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It may give him a bit of a frill
Glory be! Now a nice dash of tabasco sauce to seal..
I'm a dog lover, I like Ben and am allergic to cats
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I must be honest, I didn't realise you could teach cats to stay off the worktops.
It's dead easy (looks around to make sure there are no cats present). What you do is put the cat ON the worktop. When they jump down, you put them back up. Do this a few times and Voila! The cat thinks that you want them there and will never go up again.It's reverse cat psychology.
I'm a dog person (though I have nothing against cats) and I like Ben (with all his faults).
) and I like Ben (with all his faults).
I have both a dog and a cat and like Ben. The cat has never been on the worktop and I never had to train him not to get up there...he just never has.
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That's what I don't like about them too, and the 'gifts' they sometimes like to bring their people.
But on the upside at least they never try to shag your leg. Or your furniture. Or your friends' legs. Or your mother's leg...Or do that dragging themselves around by their front paws to scratch their bum on your carpet thing.
My cat was the spawn of Satan...probably Dave in his last life
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But on the upside at least they never try to shag your leg. Or your furniture. Or your friends' legs. Or your mother's leg...
Or do that dragging themselves around by their front paws to scratch their bum on your carpet thing
my dog doesn't do any of that!Or do that dragging themselves around by their front paws to scratch their bum on your carpet thing
(but does need fairly frequent bum washes ... usually first thing on a Monday morning...as if he KNOWS its a shit day anyway
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My dog does none of that either....she just surfs!!
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..she just surfs!!
still?Hols in Torquay next year then?
she gets in everyday and has a surf about....in fact now she won;t go in unless its on the half board
Ditty
What you cat haters need is a Mo-Cat.
For those of you who have seen "How To Train Your Dragon" - my two came home and announced Toothless was a Mo-Dragon. That is the ultimate accolade.
He's the colour of 85% chocolate with kiwi green eyes. Probably dropped on his head as a kitten but thoroughly adorable and besotted with my daughter (and vice versa) and his stomach. But his stomach comes a distant second to his Lydia. They sleep curled up together and he sits on her chair at supper - never attempts to dive for the food on her plate.
He catches nothing more than leaves - except for one Christmas week 3 years ago when he brought home a robin so 10/10 for brilliant timing!
He's currently curled up with son on his gaming beanbag purring loudly and vibrating ever so slightly. This is an M&S cat.
He is thoroughly and utterly indulged and he makes every day seem brighter. I'm already dreading how she'll cope when he leaves this mortal coil and he's only 5.
What you cat haters need is a Mo-Cat.
For those of you who have seen "How To Train Your Dragon" - my two came home and announced Toothless was a Mo-Dragon. That is the ultimate accolade.
He's the colour of 85% chocolate with kiwi green eyes. Probably dropped on his head as a kitten but thoroughly adorable and besotted with my daughter (and vice versa) and his stomach. But his stomach comes a distant second to his Lydia. They sleep curled up together and he sits on her chair at supper - never attempts to dive for the food on her plate.
He catches nothing more than leaves - except for one Christmas week 3 years ago when he brought home a robin so 10/10 for brilliant timing!
He's currently curled up with son on his gaming beanbag purring loudly and vibrating ever so slightly.
This is an M&S cat.He is thoroughly and utterly indulged and he makes every day seem brighter. I'm already dreading how she'll cope when he leaves this mortal coil and he's only 5.