Again, I can't take credit for it. I got it in an E-mail 

Can you believe it?  They sent my income tax return form back to me!

In response to question No:4, "Do you have any dependants?"

I replied -

2.1 million illegal immigrants,

1.1 million crack heads,

4.4 million unemployable people,

901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,

and 650 idiots in Parliament.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who the hell did I miss?

HMRC! They are dependent on your tax.

Originally Posted by nuts:

Can you believe it?  They sent my income tax return form back to me!

In response to question No:4, "Do you have any dependants?"

I replied -

2.1 million illegal immigrants,

1.1 million crack heads,

4.4 million unemployable people,

901 thousand people in over 85 prisons,

and 650 idiots in Parliament.

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who the hell did I miss?

HMRC! They are dependent on your tax.

LOL! Tell me about it! I'm currently paying back £800 cos they moved the goalposts! 

My sisters brother-in-law, who is 56 .worked all his days, but lost his job because of cheaper labour , has now had to go on Jobseekers Allowance of a pricely sum of £71 per week. To add insult to injury, he got a letter this morning saying its taxable  Not that surely, any tax will be taken, but really!!!!!

Why is it that always the working people are screwed? 

Indeed  No answers, sorry and this Government haven't any either, apparently, except scoring points from each other. Very funny for them, not so much for us, paying their huge wages and perks 
Not going on the soap box ! Off to my kip before i really get started !

Nite xxx 

very good

HMRC  effin hate them and their stupid website