Sawn off Purdey.

Oh blimey Lainy! It depends on how severe it was though I guess. Was it full on an 'attempt' ?

Kill him in the face.

first of all check you are still alive? If all is well and your vital signs are looking good then phone the police?

call the police.........

Stab him up.


Unless it was a mutually erotic asphyxiation game in which case - get a mop and clean up.

spongey, that's really difficult if you have been strangled, hence my   

put copious amounts of tuna through his letterbox   btw  , why did he strangle you ?

Are you telling us from the 'other side'?

Did you have an orange in your mouth?

In a dream I hope 

ohhhh i assumed it was a * he *  ?  was it a she ?

I choked a chicken in the park.  Frowned upon it seems. 

Consensual ?

On the telly they usually get all bulgy eyed and start making choking noises.
But I suppose you could always try a bit of improv.

Seriously Lainy - are you ok?

my friend choked on some sweet and sour chicken, was sick...second date not good.

He was a bit pissed. Im traumatised to say the least!!!!!!

They have had a few life changing experiences lately. Deaths in the family and major traumas to say the least.........and i mean ....to say the least, It has been totally traumatic for them!

However......Me being the optimist tried to see light at the end of the tunnel........and normally he welcomes my positivity. I reckon it has just all piled up at once....and he snapped. BIG TIME. .....i GOT BRUISES!

OMG Lainy I am not surprised you are traumatised... It sounds like he really needs help..

Bloody hell Lainy 

problems he certainly seems to have and I'm not talking major trauma's in is life, he seriously needs help! Hope you're ok and you can sort it, he seems to be on the verge and I would be wary 

Lainy, how did he get near you? don't put yourself in that position again and if he tries to do the same thing again try and get to the phone...............police!

Bazzer....if you see me in town tomorrow.....Im the one with the polo neck on

Geez Lainy that's awful! Keep your distance from him!

problems or not he still assaulted you.........you have bruises and he sounds on the edge........i'd call the old bill

Sprouty, Dame and all. He is ex navy and has seen some shit! But I reckon that aint no excuse to squeeze my throat!!!!

LOL......Aww Lainy.....I told you not to hang around outside the library But seriously, are you sure you don't need to see the place next to the library about this???

phone the police ........... could be worse next time if he thinks he has got away with a serious assault

Whatever his problems are he's got no excuse for attacking you.
I think you should have a word.

Of course it's not, but it seems as though this man needs help Lainy. Maybe the only way is for the police to handle it 

Has he not been around to apologise?....

Why didn't you just say so in the first place instead of making us all muse about your post. OMG, you poor thing, are you ok?

Next time he does it, drop your trousers and knock one out.  Report back.  Ta. 

There's no excuse in the world Lainy, none! I would stay well clear and hope he gets some help, he seems a out of control and it needs sorted.

I dont understand why you didnt phone the police last night?

What does the OH think lainy?  

TBH Cologne. We all didn't muse about Lainy's post.  A lot of us took her seriously 

Would you like one of us on the forum to report it for you?