They most certainly can, they can.... and ....at the same time....

well mine can!

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Originally posted by Scrumtum:
multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO

poor sods.

It is true though.

I can listen and act deaf at the same time

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Originally posted by mrMiller:
I can listen and act death at the same time

Hahaha! Thats about it! Give you a list of things though while acting deaf and you will only remember the last thing!

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Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
They most certainly can, they can.... and ....at the same time....

well mine can!

have u tested him????

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Originally posted by mrMiller:
I can listen and act deaf at the same time

ROFPMSL!!! You may just have given away one of the greatest secrets never told. I LOVE that, I'm going to plagiarise that mercilessly.

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Originally posted by Lindsxdx:

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Originally posted by mrMiller:
I can listen and act death at the same time

Hahaha! Thats about it! Give you a list of things though while acting deaf and you will only remember the last thing!

what was that? I only heard the last thing

I can text while driving a car quite easily.

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Originally posted by Videostar:
I can text while driving a car quite easily.

hi Videostar nice to have you back

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Originally posted by mrMiller:

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Originally posted by Videostar:
I can text while driving a car quite easily.

hi Videostar nice to have you back

Thankyou, hello to you too.

I can just about one task..

Thats why they invented those chisel guards cos they can't hold a chisel and hammer it at the same time without belting their hand....

PHHHA I often do 2 things at the same time HI aM NOOS WUTcjin telluy hand tyipink hat se tame hime

Ive known a few that can fart and belch at the same time.

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Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Ive known a few that can fart and belch at the same time.

I can do 3 things at once I can, fart belch AND dodge a shoe

is this a good thing
or a bad thing
or a differentiation
or an attempt to make men feel inferior

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by mrMiller:
I can listen and act deaf at the same time

ROFPMSL!!! You may just have given away one of the greatest secrets never told. I LOVE that, I'm going to plagiarise that mercilessly.

The other secret is to act helpless. Whenever my mum asked me to iron a basket full of clothes when I was a teenager, I used to iron the pleats out of skirts, put bizarre creases in shirts, and stuff like that. You only have to do it a couple of times and women get so exasperated that they never ask again. I can iron like a professional really. I expect women have adopted the same ploy when asked to read a map.

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Originally posted by Scrumtum:
multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO

poor sods.

if that were true how would we watch porn and knock one out at the same time whilst we wait for our other halves to take over

If talking while doing something else is classed as multi tasking then I suppose women can be seen as better at it then men.

some women can't multi task

Ah! This old chestnut.
We have been here before ladies and gentlemen.
I think we concluded that women are rubbish at multi tasking, they have no order in their lives and can never finish anything properly.
Men multi-task one at a time, thus if a bloke does the housework you know that it will be done absolutely well, and then he will do another task perfectly.
Tomorrow we will discuss how if a woman refers to a piece of bathroom material as a "Flannel" why you should never introduce it to your facial area.

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:

quote:

Originally posted by Scrumtum:
multitask.

she said its a 'known fact' that they can only do one thing at once. summat to do with their brain functionings.

say u ask a dude to pick up ur dry cleaning and then water the plants and make dinner and then do the ironing.... he'd only remember 1 of the 4.

my mum tested it on my brother who is 10 and it was hilarious. she asked him for a cup of tea and a packet of crisps. he stood there all confused and then went off and came back with the tea. LMFAO

poor sods.

if that were true how would we watch porn and knock one out at the same time whilst we wait for our other halves to take over

His nibbs can talk and annoy me at the same time.

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I expect women have adopted the same ploy when asked to read a map.

That's me

Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I........