Guess where he is 
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down the muffin pub?
round at mine 
Sat in his car willing it to move? 
Sunning himself in the Bahamas?
Out building a SnowWoman?
swimming ??
He's in jail
Some damn good suggestions though
Some damn good suggestions though
Snowed in at work, or stuck on the muffin motorway?
@ muff. Where is he, Angelic, I'm useless at guessing?
In jail!! We need more details.
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He's in jail
JAIL?
Yars! Jail
I call it prison - i'm posh
Wots going on?
Wots going on?
awwwnaww arwen.. that's what you reckoned would happen! 
Has he gone in to free Bubbles?
What's he done, if you don't mind me asking?
Seriously, are you ok? 
JAIL??? What, when, why?
Angelic, are you serious hun?
Why do people do this - start a shocker and then - no reveal ??
No I'm not joking and Renton I was letting his bloody Mother know.
He ignored a court citation and they have banged him up
He ignored a court citation and they have banged him up
Arwen - serious? Has he been sentenced for something, been put on remand or just arrested? And are you ok?
Ah just seen your reply.
How long have they given him?
How long have they given him?
He is in court early tomorrow morning 
I don't like thinking of him in there
I don't like thinking of him in there
Arwen 
Was it a witness citation he ignored?
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Was it a witness citation he ignored?
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Renton I was letting his bloody Mother know.
Sozzle me dozzleReference: Renton
Sozzle me dozzle
I beg your pardon 
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He ignored a court citation and they have banged him up
Doh! You really can't do that. As he's found out! Hope you're OK, arwen
Angelic, the judge might just give him a severe ticking off tomorrow.
So he's in the police station at the mo? He'll be ok, it's not as bad as people think. You are allowed to take stuff to him (as far as I remember) like ciggies/ clean clothes sort of thing (although depends if you wanna trek out in this weather).
They might let him out once he's been to court in the morning, depends on his previous (if he has one). Try not to worry too much. You can always call the cells at the police station to make sure he's ok, some of the police can be quite friendly.
He's been a bit of a muppet though aint he
I've been in a simiar position in the past, the bloke was a bit of a tit and I used to have to trundle up armed with half of Tescos. I got so fed up that one night when he asked me to drop off 40 fags I dropped off 2 empty packets 
They might let him out once he's been to court in the morning, depends on his previous (if he has one). Try not to worry too much. You can always call the cells at the police station to make sure he's ok, some of the police can be quite friendly.
He's been a bit of a muppet though aint he
I've been in a simiar position in the past, the bloke was a bit of a tit and I used to have to trundle up armed with half of Tescos. I got so fed up that one night when he asked me to drop off 40 fags I dropped off 2 empty packets Reference: Deman
Doh! You really can't do that. As he's found out!
He didn't want to stand in front of the guy. He is absolutely bonkers and we have a toddler. Didn't want to endanger safety. 
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Sozzle me dozzle .... I beg your pardon
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He didn't want to stand in front of the guy. He is absolutely bonkers and we have a toddler. Didn't want to endanger safety.
Understandable, but all it does is delay the inevitable - if he's been called, he has to go, and it's expensive to keep adjourning court cases. He ought to make clear why he avoided it though - the prosecution should know if witnesses are feeling too scared to testify. It's not like he just thought "sod it, can't be arsed", after all, so they should have some sympathy.Reference:
Understandable, but all it does is delay the inevitable - if he's been called, he has to go, and it's expensive to keep adjourning court cases. He ought to make clear why he avoided it though - the prosecution should know if witnesses are feeling too scared to testify. It's not like he just thought "sod it, can't be arsed", after all, so they should have some sympathy.
Was about to post the same Demantoid.
No he informed the fiscal twice and the officer in charge that he wasn't attending. He didn't know who this guy was and he didn't see bloody anything anyway.
It's bloody ridiculous how they let people with drugs on them go and bloody junkies away with everything and my poor husband was just trying to protect his little 'un
It's bloody ridiculous how they let people with drugs on them go and bloody junkies away with everything and my poor husband was just trying to protect his little 'un
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No he informed the fiscal twice and the officer in charge that he wasn't attending.
Him saying that doesn't override a court summons though, unfortunately. If he saw nothing, he'll have to stand up in court and say so. A performance, all right, but necessary if justice is seen to be done.