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angelicarwen

....is a complete muff.

Earlier, he ran the length of the living room to get into the conservatory and didn't realise the patio doors were shut.

The door just shattered all over his head

I can't stick around but I thought I would leave this story to entertain you all

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Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

Earlier, he ran the length of the living room to get into the conservatory and didn't realise the patio doors were shut.

The door just shattered all over his head

I can't stick around but I thought I would leave this story to entertain you all

Is he ok?

5/30/098:30 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

Earlier, he ran the length of the living room to get into the conservatory and didn't realise the patio doors were shut.

The door just shattered all over his head

I can't stick around but I thought I would leave this story to entertain you all

I was laughing till i read the 2nd line... we often walk into patio doors in our house but never with enough force to break them

Hope your hubby is ok

5/30/098:30 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

You can`t leave before telling us if he`s okay?
ROFL @ "muff"

5/30/098:30 AM

angelicarwenMember

He had four stitches in his knee. They took him away in an ambulance and everyfin

The neighbours all think he is a twat

5/30/098:30 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

, oh dear maybe he was over excited lmao.

5/30/098:31 AM

MentalistMember

Hopefully he kept going so he shouldn't have hurt himself, shame about the doors though

5/30/098:31 AM

serignhugrfMember

That's awful! I was babysitting once and a kid walked smack into our doors, OMG if they shattered, it would've killed her!

5/30/098:31 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:

He had four stitches in his knee. They took him away in an ambulance and everyfin

The neighbours all think he is a twat

Poor soul, he hasn`t been overwhelmed with sympathy.

5/30/098:32 AM

PussMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

Earlier, he ran the length of the living room to get into the conservatory and didn't realise the patio doors were shut.

The door just shattered all over his head

I can't stick around but I thought I would leave this story to entertain you all

OMG angel, I know its hard not to laugh, so i'll just have a snigger

but poor man is he ok?

Similar thing happened to me once a petrol station, was going in to pay for me petrol, glass door, thought it was open, bang, me nose splattered all over the door

5/30/098:32 AM

angelicarwenMember

I'm more upset about my door

At least the baby wasn't anywhere near. That would NOT have been funny

5/30/098:32 AM

chinaMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:

He had four stitches in his knee. They took him away in an ambulance and everyfin

The neighbours all think he is a twat

youre terrible muriel

5/30/098:33 AM

angelicarwenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Yogi 19:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:

He had four stitches in his knee. They took him away in an ambulance and everyfin

The neighbours all think he is a twat

Poor soul, he hasn`t been overwhelmed with sympathy.

The teenager next door came through to help me clear up the glass and he was quaking with laughter

5/30/098:33 AM

faerykelstarMember

I'm sorry but

Poor hubby!

5/30/098:34 AM

charlisockMember

Aww hope he's alright

5/30/098:34 AM

angelicarwenMember

I am trying to stop laughing. I need to have my serious face on for when he comes back.

5/30/098:35 AM

Garage JoeMember

Dangerous isn't it?
My son did very much the same thing as a little boy. One of the reasons I can't watch those Harry Hill, you've been framed things.

5/30/098:35 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

I don`t know whether to laugh or not.

Booger it

5/30/098:36 AM

angelicarwenMember

Oh no he is drawing up to the house. I better go and look like I don't think it's funny

Catch you all laters

5/30/098:36 AM

chinaMember

does anyone else wish there was a spycam in the house so we could see her old man and angelica's fake sympathy

or is it just me

5/30/098:41 AM

HyacinthBMember

quote:
Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I'm sorry but Poor hubby!

Hope he's OK now?

5/30/098:43 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by china:
does anyone else wish there was a spycam in the house so we could see her old man and angelica's fake sympathy

or is it just me

You are not alone.

5/30/098:45 AM

EllsMember

Poor hubby. It's hard not to laugh though when someone does something like that. My mum rang me the other day to tell me she had fallen outside my little ones school when she was collecting him, she said she got up faster than she went down and was pretty embarassed. I laughed a bit when she told me because I could imagine herjumping up from the ground pretending everything was ok.

I got my Karma though. Last night I was going on a night out with my mate and when I was leaving her house to get in the taxi I tripped out the front door scrapping my knee, arm, hands and toes

My mum laughed today.

5/30/098:56 AM

PussMember

quote:
Originally posted by Ella:
Poor hubby. It's hard not to laugh though when someone does something like that. My mum rang me the other day to tell me she had fallen outside my little ones school when she was collecting him, she said she got up faster than she went down and was pretty embarassed. I laughed a bit when she told me because I could imagine herjumping up from the ground pretending everything was ok. I got my Karma though. Last night I was going on a night out with my mate and when I was leaving her house to get in the taxi I tripped out the front door scrapping my knee, arm, hands and toes My mum laughed today.

aww Ella

not gonna laugh *stuffs fist into mouth*

5/30/099:04 AM

EllsMember

quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
quote:
Originally posted by Ella:
Poor hubby. It's hard not to laugh though when someone does something like that. My mum rang me the other day to tell me she had fallen outside my little ones school when she was collecting him, she said she got up faster than she went down and was pretty embarassed. I laughed a bit when she told me because I could imagine herjumping up from the ground pretending everything was ok. I got my Karma though. Last night I was going on a night out with my mate and when I was leaving her house to get in the taxi I tripped out the front door scrapping my knee, arm, hands and toes My mum laughed today.

aww Ella not gonna laugh *stuffs fist into mouth*

*stuffs own fist in Pussycat's mouth just to be sure* It wasn't funny

It hurts like hell today!

5/30/099:28 AM

LeccyMember

Arwen! Blimey!

5/30/099:29 AM

ClumsycatMember

*snigger*

5/30/099:29 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Sorry but it's really funny, hope he's ok

5/30/099:30 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

I know what your mum means about getting up faster than she went down... when i was still at the bank i went to jump on my chair and somehow managed to miss

I pretty much bounced off the floor shouting i'm ok..... it really didn't help i was serving hot chnage guy at the time

5/30/099:51 AM

CagneyMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

5/30/0910:19 AM

angelicarwenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

Really?? I call everyone that

5/30/0910:24 AM

PussMember

quote:
Originally posted by Ella:
quote:
Originally posted by pussycatj:
quote:
Originally posted by Ella:
Poor hubby. It's hard not to laugh though when someone does something like that. My mum rang me the other day to tell me she had fallen outside my little ones school when she was collecting him, she said she got up faster than she went down and was pretty embarassed. I laughed a bit when she told me because I could imagine herjumping up from the ground pretending everything was ok. I got my Karma though. Last night I was going on a night out with my mate and when I was leaving her house to get in the taxi I tripped out the front door scrapping my knee, arm, hands and toes My mum laughed today.

aww Ella not gonna laugh *stuffs fist into mouth*

*stuffs own fist in Pussycat's mouth just to be sure* It wasn't funny It hurts like hell today!

sawwy Ella

5/30/0910:26 AM

BBBSMember

on the bright side at least he wasnt naked

5/30/0910:27 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

quote:
Originally posted by Ella:
Poor hubby. It's hard not to laugh though when someone does something like that. My mum rang me the other day to tell me she had fallen outside my little ones school when she was collecting him, she said she got up faster than she went down and was pretty embarassed. I laughed a bit when she told me because I could imagine herjumping up from the ground pretending everything was ok. I got my Karma though. Last night I was going on a night out with my mate and when I was leaving her house to get in the taxi I tripped out the front door scrapping my knee, arm, hands and toes My mum laughed today.

Ouchhhh

5/30/0910:29 AM

CagneyMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

Really?? I call everyone that

I've never heard it before

I call everyone a fud

5/30/0910:32 AM

old hippy guyMember

ooer, a mate of mine once tripped coming down the stairs
he put both his hands out to stop himself, and went right through a glass door,
slashed BOTH his wrists to the elbows, lost loads of blood, HUGE transfusion jobbie was almost a gonner very touch n go for a while,
had HUNDREDS od stitches and a few operations, had his arms in splints for weeks, and has some very impressive scars,
dangerous things them glass doors

5/30/0910:34 AM

Trix-sterMember

ouch hope hes ok and glad it wasn't more serious

when I was little I walked smack into some glass doors as they had just been cleaned, luckily I was at the stage where I bounced off, unluckily I bounced so hard that i fell over and hit the back of my head smack on the floor

had a bump on the front and the back.

5/30/0910:36 AM

angelicarwenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

Really?? I call everyone that

I've never heard it before I call everyone a fud

Oooh thats a good one too

I worked in a call centre for a bit a couple of years ago and they used to call the little earpiece thing that goes beside your ear on the headset a muff.

It really creased me up

And the microphone was a trumpet

Sometimes the manager would say 'Angelic , wheres your muff and trumpet'

5/30/0910:37 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

Really?? I call everyone that

I've never heard it before I call everyone a fud

Oooh thats a good one too

I worked in a call centre for a bit a couple of years ago and they used to call the little earpiece thing that goes beside your ear on the headset a muff.

It really creased me up

And the microphone was a trumpet

Sometimes the manager would say 'Angelic , wheres your muff and trumpet'

5/30/0910:41 AM

CagneyMember

quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
quote:
Originally posted by Cagney:
quote:
Originally posted by angelicarwen:
....is a complete muff.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time

Really?? I call everyone that

I've never heard it before I call everyone a fud

Oooh thats a good one too

I worked in a call centre for a bit a couple of years ago and they used to call the little earpiece thing that goes beside your ear on the headset a muff.

It really creased me up

And the microphone was a trumpet

Sometimes the manager would say 'Angelic , wheres your muff and trumpet'

I'm trying not to laugh btw incase I'm sick

5/30/0910:42 AM

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