does NO ONE care about my disturbing relationship developments?

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Originally posted by jonono:
.. when we (ahem) share a tender moment

Also I told him I loved him yesterday and he gave me a full on Bea 'I don't operate that way'



Do you thinki I am making him watch too much BB??

It looks like it

blimey

did he look at your ankle - always a good sign

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Originally posted by jonono:
does NO ONE care about my disturbing relationship developments?

It's not so much as not caring, it's more not knowing what to say.

Oh dear

he does make me laugh though.

anyway forget your relationship twaddle kuffuffles ....wot about people in general

why o' why can't people be sincere and if not sincere just 'civil' or is it a great north south issue?

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Originally posted by jonono:
he does make me laugh though.

gary newman?

sorry wrong thread -

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Originally posted by jonono:
he does make me laugh though.

You are obviously very much in love. That's nice

no my OH when we have a snuggle and he does the Freddy noise. It kind of ruins the moment but it's very funny.

wot is this freddy noise

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Originally posted by jonono:
no my OH when we have a snuggle and he does the Freddy noise. It kind of ruins the moment but it's very funny.

it would kill the moment for me

don't you know the Freddy noise?? the big loud sigh. horrible freaky big loud sigh!!!

Does he suffer from Asthma?

Oh Jo Best you found out now before the wedding.

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Originally posted by Cinds:
Oh Jo Best you found out now before the wedding.

I know. At the moment he does a Freddy sigh every morning just to make me squirm.

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Originally posted by jonono:
does NO ONE care about my disturbing relationship developments?

I do.

Has he started making orgasm noises when he eats?

Pack a small bag so you can leave quickly in the event that he starts serenading you with a version of 'Springtime'

#....Love, love will keep us together.....#

Play him at the same game. Shave your hair off and go out to the bus stop and smoke some rollies, while looking 'ard at him!

At least you get a tender moment...unlike Freddie!

I would Taser him every time he did it


Sounds harsh, but if it's not nipped in the bud pronto, it would probably escalate into Freddy faces ...then where would you be........bliddy Holloway, that's where

Zap the bugger !!

Just leave him and save yourself years of misery

"I don't operate that way"????
I'd tell him to watch it, or I'd "operate" with a pair of rusty scissors