Any offers to come over and pop this spot I have on me back( I can't quite reach
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My mum would
She's always loved popping blackheads on the old man's back
She's always loved popping blackheads on the old man's back
I already had a complex today
Shoulda known Kelly woulda had to pop her head in
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Shoulda known Kelly woulda had to pop her head in
You seen my official gagajoyjoy badge
Only if you really do have a golden brown, glowing, sexy bod
quote:You seen my official gagajoyjoy badge
It's more rusty than golden brown and sweaty rather than glowingquote:Originally posted by Gel:
Only if you really do have a golden brown, glowing, sexy bod
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:You seen my official gagajoyjoy badge
And now i shall leave!
*turns nose up, spins round and walks out of thread*
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:It's more rusty than golden brown and sweaty rather than glowingquote:Originally posted by Gel:
Only if you really do have a golden brown, glowing, sexy bod
All is not lost tho, what about the 'sexy bod' bit?? *eyes light up in anticipation* --->
beauty is in teh eye of the beer holder baybeequote:Originally posted by Gel:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:It's more rusty than golden brown and sweaty rather than glowingquote:Originally posted by Gel:
Only if you really do have a golden brown, glowing, sexy bod
All is not lost tho, what about the 'sexy bod' bit?? *eyes light up in anticipation* --->
You could always fly to the Serengeti plains, strip naked, secrete yourself among a herd of wildebeeste and wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
ooh you know how to get a girl going
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:beauty is in teh eye of the beer holder baybeequote:Originally posted by Gel:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:It's more rusty than golden brown and sweaty rather than glowingquote:Originally posted by Gel:
Only if you really do have a golden brown, glowing, sexy bod
All is not lost tho, what about the 'sexy bod' bit?? *eyes light up in anticipation* --->
And I have a feeling I would need lots and lots of beer
quote:wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
it's ok, Elms just got here
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quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
it's ok, Elms just got here
quote:And I have a feeling I would need lots and lots of beer
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
it's ok, Elms just got here
it's a good job we get on innitquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
it's ok, Elms just got here
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
it's ok, Elms just got here
, under the spell I see lmao.
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:it's a good job we get on innitquote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:wait for one of those parasite-picking birds to come and sort you..
it's ok, Elms just got here
She's trouble that Elms is .
noo not mequote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She's trouble that Elms is .
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:noo not mequote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She's trouble that Elms is .
*sends Elms to the naughty step*.
jeezuz, I think Gel thinks I'm a fat ugly rusty wrinkly..Think shes gone to get a crate of beers
Darlo, Elms doesnt have a norty step she gets sent to bed
ooh we used to have a naughty step in OT i was always on itquote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:noo not mequote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She's trouble that Elms is .
*sends Elms to the naughty step*.
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Darlo, Elms doesnt have a norty step she gets sent to bed
Ohhhhh .
quote:i was always on it
I assume you dont mean the step either?
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:ooh we used to have a naughty step in OT i was always on itquote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:noo not mequote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
She's trouble that Elms is .
*sends Elms to the naughty step*.
Cuz you a bad naughty girl innit .
was you there tooquote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:quote:i was always on it
I assume you dont mean the step either?
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Darlo, Elms doesnt have a norty step she gets sent to bed
Ohhhhh .
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Darlo, Elms doesnt have a norty step she gets sent to bed
Ohhhhh .
Just kidding .
watch it you will be sent to bed tooquote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Darlo, Elms doesnt have a norty step she gets sent to bed
Ohhhhh .
Just kidding .
blimey Russ you really do think you are something don't you
quote:was you there too
You didnt feel a thing, did you?
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:watch it you will be sent to bed tooquote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Darlo, Elms doesnt have a norty step she gets sent to bed
Ohhhhh .
Just kidding .
, i've been a bad boy .
I have just had my cock reaad...BY an expert I may add...and apparently, My willy age makes me about 75, going by the wrinkles I think I am stunningquote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
blimey Russ you really do think you are something don't you
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