Setting fire to a Belguim Detective.........he's a Pairotmaniac....
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A type of impulse control disorder, pyromania is an impulse to deliberately start firesïŧŋ
Pairoïŧŋt..a Belguin detective....never mind I'll get me coat....
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Is this your way of tellin us you like sparklers stonxy ?
Cos am sure we can sort you out wiv a few 
I do like the shsmell of firelighters....
You mean Poirot? I'm not getting the connection between Poirot and pyromania 
She's lost her Marples! 
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
You mean Poirot? I'm not getting the connection between Poirot and pyromania
Its Poirotmania....pyromania....never mind, I thought it was funny....
Originally Posted by El Loro:
Maybe your friend is also a parrotmaniac 
Good one El....
Oh dear Stonks. Never mind
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
She's lost her Marples!
Originally Posted by suzybean:
Oh dear Stonks. Never mind
So I should'nt give up me day job then?....
I don't get it either 
Originally Posted by stonks:
So I should'nt give up me day job then?....
Do you work at a Christmas cracker factory?
Originally Posted by El Loro:
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
I don't get it either
It works if you know that Poirot is pronounced rather like PWIRE OH 
Thankyou El, me being me thought that part was obvious to most but it seems its just you and me kid........*awaits the next person who just does'nt get it*....
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Originally Posted by stonks:
So I should'nt give up me day job then?....
Do you work at a Christmas cracker factory?
Maybe....
I reall y wana say I dont geddit, but I actually found it quite funnyïŧŋ
And the Comedy Award goes to....well its not stonks lets put it that way
I believe everyone in this thread had a motive for murdering this joke, but only one of you had the opportunity!
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Well I didnit have a Clouseau it couldn't have been me!
OK I will try and redeem myself....
I've got a big sign on the front of my house that says, "Henry the Eighth was a fat fecker."
And a sign on the roof that says, "Elizabeth the First was ginger and a minger."
It's a Mock Tudor house. ïŧŋ
.............
Originally Posted by stonks:
OK I will try and redeem myself....
I've got a big sign on the front of my house that says, "Henry the Eighth was a fat fecker."
And a sign on the roof that says, "Elizabeth the First was ginger and a minger."
It's a Mock Tudor house. ïŧŋ
.............
By the way, I did like the first joke, really!
Now that one was funny 
Originally Posted by stonks:
OK I will try and redeem myself....
I've got a big sign on the front of my house that says, "Henry the Eighth was a fat fecker."
And a sign on the roof that says, "Elizabeth the First was ginger and a minger."
It's a Mock Tudor house. ïŧŋ
.............
ïŧŋ
Thank you..thankyou..I'll be here all week....
Originally Posted by stonks:
OK I will try and redeem myself....
I've got a big sign on the front of my house that says, "Henry the Eighth was a fat fecker."
And a sign on the roof that says, "Elizabeth the First was ginger and a minger."
It's a Mock Tudor house. ïŧŋ
.............
*Groan*
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
I believe everyone in this thread had a motive for murdering this joke, but only one of you had the opportunity!
Well I didnit have a Clouseau it couldn't have been me!
Ah, but was that when were you were on Magnum?
Originally Posted by stonks:
Thank you..thankyou..I'll be here all week....
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Ah, but was that when were you were on Magnum?
Eye scream?